in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

btw if relegation happened now, 8 of the 10 would be in the east, including 8-seed washington wizards #FUCKTHAEASTCOAST

its p much the most amazing thing that USA has cutthroat meritocratic capitalism for its politics, but hardcore redistributing protectionist sports leagues and commie europe has no salary cap and separate leagues for inferior teams

in USA, ur the worst team, congrats, you can now get the best player not playing in the league which is the only functional league of this sport there is
in Soviet Union, ur the worst team, u get sent to the gulag league in siberia

what a country!

srsly tho after all these years and the eastern conference is still a joke.

― shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Sunday, 24 November 2013 03:58 (10 minutes ago) Permalink

thankfully the nets and knicks are helping out by collecting all the bad contracts and donating picks

knicks being terrible this year feels like coming home, like putting on a knicks are terrible sweater your gramma knitted u and drinking cider

ha yeah, last years team being as good as they were made no sense, now were back to normal

can we just cancel the eastern conference and declare miami and indiana part of the western conf by virtue of the western hemisphere or something?

ok but you have to break the news to the rest of the conference and they are really gonna take it hard

there are three teams in the east with winning records at the moment

sorry, four

who's gonna tell michael jordan he can't own a team anymore, he's gonna be mad

hey mike how is goin ha yeah love those jeans btw jacket too the whole ensemble really its just great listen we need to talk

gsw's defense is way underrated

or i guess it's that nobody ever talks about them as a good defensive team but they're shockingly cohesive as a unit

yeah theyre looking real good this year, bogut and iggy (rip) are both leet klay is solid steph is good and lol lee

ha yeah, last years team being as good as they were made no sense, now were back to normal

― lag∞n, Saturday, November 23, 2013 11:11 PM (7 minutes ago)

obv losing kidd was the turning point

or i guess it's that nobody ever talks about them as a good defensive team but they're shockingly cohesive as a unit

― Clay, Saturday, November 23, 2013 11:26 PM (2 minutes ago)

healthy bogut means everything

did joe just call steph a good defender

NUGZ

STREAKING

steph is alright defender idk

maybe denver should be in the eastern conference where they'd be like the 5th seed

psh nugz are 7-4 and have played a tough schedule, h8rs

i have no idea if i wkiw robin lopez or not

nugs are 6-6 aren't they?

lol yes schedule i looked at did not go back far enough

does wes matthews miss shots

he did last year

NBA STATS 13/14

when klay and steph are on it's just too much

bless you stephen curry

i read a thing about wes being seriously upset about his nbarank placement so maybe he's just to'd at espn and taking it out on the hoop

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srsly if u hate the spurs then fukk u

lol

i do not hate these warriors jerseys, i'm just bein' honest

sheesh klay

matthews...

!!!!!!!

holy shit

SOMEONE PUNCHED

suspensions coming for sure

bogut such a thug

bogut is hella testy tho, i love it

eh not as bad as I thought. Looked like some legit thrown blows on this crappy stream I'm watching on

mo williams still exists?

wow how did they not eject bogut

bogut threw elbows at the throats of freeland and mo williams and they ejected mo williams and gave a T to bogut idgi

Yeah he shoulda got tossed

speights has been bad this season

wow hadn't even looked at his numbers until now, shooting less than 30% on the season