Passive aggressive notes

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i think that one is just straigh up aggressive xp

Okay so I don't want to overanalyze this but.

"Used"?

In what way do you "use" cheese other than eating it?

OMG I DO NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT WAS DONE WITH/TO SARAH'S CHEESE

dear tiffany: yes. be more dead.

marcus you deadbeat

These are coming from here by the way. A treasure trove.

That fish is going to suffocate anyway with those books on top of the bowl like that

i just cant believe marcus

what nerve

okay not to overanalyze this, but why did she change pens? And what happened to the orange pen? I don't see it.

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yeah it doesn't appear that it ran out of ink. the lettering looks quite saturated in color.

sarahel,

why would you state you don't want to overanalyze, and then proceed to overanalyze?

what happened? i'm confused.

xo
elmo

dear ass toilet nazi: i hope you get eye herpes

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dear apartment: i hope you also get eye herpes from having gross eye sex with toilet nazi

i'm dying @ "what happened? i'm confused."

seriously, i actually, literally cannot stop laughing

that receipt was from a YELPer, wasn't it

^ tip should be: what happened? I'm confused.

Some of the people posting to the flickr pool seem to have confused passive aggressive with aggressive aggressive.

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wtf no it isn't

http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/3245429533/

There is nothing passive about this!

xp guys tell me it isn't

I bet a lot of these were preceded by stressed-out phone calls back to mom by freshman ug's away for the first time who have a four year plan and who don't see why we can't just live like adults whats so hard about that etc. and clever mom thinks i know, why don't you go buy a new sponge! let me know how it goes...bye becky, stay focused.

I posted this on the lookit these fucking cats thread, something about a lost cat that appeared on my neighborhood's google message group.

miss h
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He wandered from 3300 ridge road. He is an inside outside cat that I
picked up as a stray from the VA. His name is Milo. I work at said
Va all weekend. If you have a family for him though, I have no
problem with him having a good home. I took him off the hill as a
tiny kitten because we have huge foxes up there and he would have been
eaten.

miss h
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Thank you for taking care of milo

miss h
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Did the neighbor come and get him, or did you take him to the shelter?

Will C.
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We've decided to keep him ourselves.
He's going to be an indoor cat now.
Peace,
Will

miss h
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ok, can you do me a favor and post pictures of him periodically. My
daughter has cried for days now about him.
Peace out

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^^ neither passive nor aggressive

more like a agonized plea for dignity

are they confusing toilet lid w/toilet seat? Usually if I see a toilet with the lid down, I flush first figuring there's something gross the previous user wanted to hide.

you wouldn't want them brought back tho really

xp

yah i'm imagining note-writer walked into the bathroom and saw the toilet with nice clean water, seat down, lid up, and flipped out at our poor marcus. god what a fucking nutty bitch.

though they're stealing from the dryers, so presumably they are were clean

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lol that paper towel one.

"I AM NOT STINGY, BUT I DEMAND YOU CALL ME FOR PERMISSION WHEN YOU NEED A SQUARE OF PAPER TOWEL."

also: lack of breeding?

wait - they're steeling panties ... like pouring molten steel on them Richard Serra style?

another agonized plea

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i'm just going to stop, nothing can top "what happened? i'm confused."

I really wish I could see, like, from what zip code from where these notes are coming.

Because someone thought "oh a cake, I'll have some of that", then they took a bite and realised that it tasted of sawdust?

"I AM NOT STINGY, BUT I DEMAND YOU CALL ME FOR PERMISSION WHEN YOU NEED A SQUARE OF PAPER TOWEL."

also: lack of breeding?

Seriously, if they had real breeding, they'd use cloth towels.

man someone i know needs to have a cakeworthy occasion just so i cen get them a "congrats on your teen pregnancy" cake

these are all funnier if you add "what happened? im confused" to the end

it's "i am confused," which is even funnier.

xpost Hmm, I think she means both rim and seat cover up, which leaves only the porcelain itself to sit upon. Possibly this person has lived with no men, until one fateful day...

the infamous roommate that never deleted his insane google searches from the house computer made hundreds of these notes but i never took any pictures ;_;

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taken from my friend's kitchen table, circa 1998

okay, looking more closely at the cake in the fridge pic, what the hell are those large square tubs to the right of the note? What do those people keep in there?

did that come out the same time "murk" did?

"murk" is later

i received this email from my work today:

Dear Karl Malone,

you recently received a phishing test from ______ Information Security Department and clicked on something we hoped you wouldn't. We feel that we've failed you in not preparing you enough to identify and report suspicious emails using the Phish Alert Report button. We apologize for not doing enough for you and investing in our people. As a result you are now enrolled in First time failures training campaign . You must complete this training within 5 business days from recieving this notice.

The courses you've been assigned are displayed below:

- Clark the Funtime Phisherman: Phishing with Fake Emails
- Phish Catcher Game

all SICs are in the original

listen, we acknowledge that there is a huge problem with what you're doing as we apologize that we weren't able to do enough to counteract your terrible deficit of intelligence in time. although we allocate as many resources as we can to making you not mess up as bad, it is apparent that we are not doing enough for you. please take the time to review the phishing principles outlined in CLARK THE FUNTIME PHISHERMAN training and again, please accept our apologies for not doing enough to make you less bad.

btw the test i stoopidly failed, like a complete idiot that thirsts for a morsel of corporate provided preparation, was an email that looked like a taco bell coupon. i clicked the unsubscribe button without thinking. sigh. i am so bad. BAD worker! i am BAD BAD BAD!!!

We Are Sorry That We Failed To Hire Someone Smarter But There You Have It

i would reply to that email with "APOLOGY ACCEPTED", but unfortunately the email explicitly requests that I do not reply to the sender

Wowww, and that's for "unsubscribe". Good job you didn't click the "tacos please" button!

Wow, this is hilarious but also mostly creepy and dumb. Glad you're not sent to phishing summer skool but your superiors are self flagellating!

First! Time! Failuuuure!

i would reply to that email with "APOLOGY ACCEPTED", but unfortunately the email explicitly requests that I do not reply to the sender

ahhhh that's the REAL test.
"reply all" to your entire workplace for bonus points

Honestly though this is really amazing and I'm glad you posted it

"First time failures training campaign" sounds like a group of misfits from an 80s teen movie. The end of your training is going to be a softball game against the snooty rich kid summer camp from across the lake.

part of our Journey to Zero Karls

as always, i aim to make my job so efficient and automated that my own job is called into question

Karl, I love this for you. Those fuckers!

This IT department likes to do things, a little differently!

Are you certain that Clark the Funtime Phisherman is not itself a phishing scheme??

Not remotely passive but

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Well what is it

Looks like someone who was hiding something in a trash can would write - they obviously don’t want anyone throwing trash in there.

You know what you have to do

or move the sign to the trash can

This Is Not a Fugazi Trash Can

This situation could have been avoided by posting an OUT OF ORDER sign on the broken hand dryer, instead of putting a trash bag over it and then freaking out about people thinking it was a trash can.

Just put another, handwritten sign that says "LOL OK Magritte."

Just checking, everyone's hearing that in John Lydon's voice?

lol yes

I have a roommate, and we talked about getting a little whiteboard for notes and stuff. I mentioned this thread and we read it and roffled hard. ILX is a treasure trove

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pretty aggressive, not so much passive

Absolutely spectacular. Where is this place?

around melbourne apparently

https://i.imgur.com/dRUrEl8.jpg

Wild horses could not drage me to Moe's

not even for a steak cooked for 45 minutes?

https://www.lazymoes.com.au/about

The owner is apparently named Michael, and has opened the following string of restaurants:

Leo's Dial a Pizza
Pasta by Florentine
Spag's Pizza and Pasta
Carlito's Pizza and Pasta
Woggie's Pizza
Carlito's Pizza
Smoken Joe’s Café Moonee Ponds
Cousin Joe's
Lazy Moes

you forgot
PassAgg Joe’s Pizza,

the place where it all started for Mike

oh so it's like the theme

enjoyed that a lot. since I'm not there!