Passive aggressive notes

seriously, i actually, literally cannot stop laughing

that receipt was from a YELPer, wasn't it

^ tip should be: what happened? I'm confused.

Some of the people posting to the flickr pool seem to have confused passive aggressive with aggressive aggressive.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2509428080_8ee2699a44.jpg?v=0

wtf no it isn't

http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/3245429533/

There is nothing passive about this!

xp guys tell me it isn't

I bet a lot of these were preceded by stressed-out phone calls back to mom by freshman ug's away for the first time who have a four year plan and who don't see why we can't just live like adults whats so hard about that etc. and clever mom thinks i know, why don't you go buy a new sponge! let me know how it goes...bye becky, stay focused.

I posted this on the lookit these fucking cats thread, something about a lost cat that appeared on my neighborhood's google message group.

miss h
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He wandered from 3300 ridge road. He is an inside outside cat that I
picked up as a stray from the VA. His name is Milo. I work at said
Va all weekend. If you have a family for him though, I have no
problem with him having a good home. I took him off the hill as a
tiny kitten because we have huge foxes up there and he would have been
eaten.

miss h
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Thank you for taking care of milo

miss h
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Did the neighbor come and get him, or did you take him to the shelter?

Will C.
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We've decided to keep him ourselves.
He's going to be an indoor cat now.
Peace,
Will

miss h
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ok, can you do me a favor and post pictures of him periodically. My
daughter has cried for days now about him.
Peace out

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2357/2099971336_ec19763de3.jpg

^^ neither passive nor aggressive

more like a agonized plea for dignity

are they confusing toilet lid w/toilet seat? Usually if I see a toilet with the lid down, I flush first figuring there's something gross the previous user wanted to hide.

you wouldn't want them brought back tho really

xp

yah i'm imagining note-writer walked into the bathroom and saw the toilet with nice clean water, seat down, lid up, and flipped out at our poor marcus. god what a fucking nutty bitch.

though they're stealing from the dryers, so presumably they are were clean

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/2854148438_9154cd0943.jpg

lol that paper towel one.

"I AM NOT STINGY, BUT I DEMAND YOU CALL ME FOR PERMISSION WHEN YOU NEED A SQUARE OF PAPER TOWEL."

also: lack of breeding?

wait - they're steeling panties ... like pouring molten steel on them Richard Serra style?

another agonized plea

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3028/2776452142_2602b04829.jpg

i'm just going to stop, nothing can top "what happened? i'm confused."

I really wish I could see, like, from what zip code from where these notes are coming.

Because someone thought "oh a cake, I'll have some of that", then they took a bite and realised that it tasted of sawdust?

"I AM NOT STINGY, BUT I DEMAND YOU CALL ME FOR PERMISSION WHEN YOU NEED A SQUARE OF PAPER TOWEL."

also: lack of breeding?

Seriously, if they had real breeding, they'd use cloth towels.

man someone i know needs to have a cakeworthy occasion just so i cen get them a "congrats on your teen pregnancy" cake

these are all funnier if you add "what happened? im confused" to the end

it's "i am confused," which is even funnier.

xpost Hmm, I think she means both rim and seat cover up, which leaves only the porcelain itself to sit upon. Possibly this person has lived with no men, until one fateful day...

the infamous roommate that never deleted his insane google searches from the house computer made hundreds of these notes but i never took any pictures ;_;

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3106/2281063050_6dd58ebe36.jpg?v=1203566430

http://ronanfitzgerald.net/random%20stuff/sheanote.JPG

taken from my friend's kitchen table, circa 1998

okay, looking more closely at the cake in the fridge pic, what the hell are those large square tubs to the right of the note? What do those people keep in there?

The cupcake one is totally justified! That happened with some pears I bought for a recipe last Christmas, I found one on the counter with a huge bite taken out of it and ants crawling all over, like someone had wanted to try one and then thought, "eh, well, I don't really like pears." My response was not a note, though, it was "WHAT THE FUCK? Who the fuck DOES that? ...oh, wait. I know who." I didn't bother writing a note or actually talking to the person because when you've lived with someone long enough you know they don't change.

FUCK, Please

AARG
BRRRHHH
FUCK
MNNNH FUCK
RRGGGH
aaAAAAAAAH!!

-Cindy

congrats on your teen pregnancy cake is classic

should have just had that dirty ass paper towel with a note "what happened? i am confused. --->"

re this is not a week's worth of shit fuck PLEASE

Cindy's got a point.

why is Cindy cleaning the floor with a paper towel? Doesn't she know it is a social norm to use a mop?

-- Binned

is good too

dying

xp to max

I never would leave a note for flatmates btw. I know the golden rule of life always seems to be COMMUNICATE but with flatmates I assume that I do some annoying shit too that they don't mention, or that there is stuff they always buy that I don't. We're all in this weird rota of buying stuff, eg I am the only one who ever buys butter but can't remember the last time I bought toilet roll.

video in my machine is disgusting -- PORN. what happened? i am confused.

Did Paul have to meet the writer of that note at 1PM, or 1AM?
I'm confused...

Also sounds like PA note-writer owes Paul a porno tape

that porno was confusing...I remember it

x-post no she owes me a porno tape, I lent it to him!

either that or she just mean she watched it after smoking tons of weed

should have just had that dirty ass paper towel with a note "what happened? i am confused. --->"

LOL!

(xxpost) hahalol

I actually love seeing notes like these, because it's great to know that there are people in the world even more uptight than I am...

we got one a few months back from an anonymous neighbour which had that weird rambling style of these notes then a great ending...

"NB, this is NOT the first time this has happened"

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3193/3046448004_041b79a74b.jpg?v=1227394543

Well what is it

Looks like someone who was hiding something in a trash can would write - they obviously don’t want anyone throwing trash in there.

You know what you have to do

or move the sign to the trash can

This Is Not a Fugazi Trash Can

This situation could have been avoided by posting an OUT OF ORDER sign on the broken hand dryer, instead of putting a trash bag over it and then freaking out about people thinking it was a trash can.

Just put another, handwritten sign that says "LOL OK Magritte."

Just checking, everyone's hearing that in John Lydon's voice?

lol yes

I have a roommate, and we talked about getting a little whiteboard for notes and stuff. I mentioned this thread and we read it and roffled hard. ILX is a treasure trove

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58745bf06a4963044b2614aa/1498537004218-CVWY6WHPZIXN6H7X7OQW/image-asset.jpeg

pretty aggressive, not so much passive

Absolutely spectacular. Where is this place?

around melbourne apparently

https://i.imgur.com/dRUrEl8.jpg

Wild horses could not drage me to Moe's

not even for a steak cooked for 45 minutes?

https://www.lazymoes.com.au/about

The owner is apparently named Michael, and has opened the following string of restaurants:

Leo's Dial a Pizza
Pasta by Florentine
Spag's Pizza and Pasta
Carlito's Pizza and Pasta
Woggie's Pizza
Carlito's Pizza
Smoken Joe’s Café Moonee Ponds
Cousin Joe's
Lazy Moes

you forgot
PassAgg Joe’s Pizza,

the place where it all started for Mike

oh so it's like the theme

enjoyed that a lot. since I'm not there!