Passive aggressive notes

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"Congrats on your teen pregnancy" = Passive Aggressive Notes/Cake Wrecks crossover?

i should start leaving passive-aggressive notes for my wife

Subject: MILK AGAIN

This is another non-passive, very aggressive one from work, but is surely worth posting - especially as it followed a couple of passive aggressive ones that I now can't find

People of Soho!!

How ever is using my MILK F*****G DON'T!!!! There is milk there for
you to use for your coffees and teas SO STOP using mine! It is not
like I DON'T have my name writing all over it. How would you feel if I
kept taking something of YOURS!!!

A very P****D OFF

L***!

play something good, like starland vocal band

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and the cheese again

"dear wife,

You're pregnant!?! What happened? I am confused."

"PS have you seen my brie - looks like this" = classic.

*so innocent*

weird random underlining seems to be a key trait here...it really suggests utter fucking insanity

the brie appears to be used and unwrapped.

hah username pileup begins

i should start leaving passive-aggressive notes for my wife

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:29 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Please let us know how this works out for you.

that last roomate clearly doesn't want to make waves and is probably nicer than 95% of the people in meme and just wants her cheese

Oh man I was such a douche as a student house sharee. I must've got tons of these notes.

it really suggests utter fucking insanity
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this would be better if the note was shaped like a speech bubble

i think if someone took my stuff i'd actually freak out

like say, if it was something I needed or had just come in from work expecting to be there. never happened tho.

steal my coffee!! no more

actually once flatmates drank a sixpack of mine meaning friend and me had to go back to off licence...I was raging. never mentioned it tho.

NO FRIDGE UNTIL I AM COMPENSATED

guys fyi i don't think cindy cleaned the floor w/ a paper towel i think it was one of those swiffer things.

actual lol at 'have you seen my brie? looks like this C<'

Oh man I was such a douche as a student house sharee. I must've got tons of these notes.

ditto. Once, someone put my dirty dishes in a box and left it in front of my door ...on the 3rd floor. I forget what the note said.

housemate leaves notes personifying household objects, for instance, two i got last week - a note above one of those plug in air freshener things reads, "hello aaron, how was your nights sleep? I hope it was good, as mine wasnt. this is because when you leave me on over night, i like to burn the house down."
then one above the toilet roll holder (i hadnt put it on, just sort of balanced it), "hi aaron, im lost. It seems somebody has removed me from where i live. can you help me please? im ever so homesick."

omg the fridge one

Hate Hate Hate people who whine about garlic but this is good stuff

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oh and last month my flatmate who doesn't handle the rent cced me in an email to my flatmate who does where he informed her he had paid his rent. this was for no reason but it bugged the holy hell out of me since I've never been late with rent.

might compose a note actually.

I once came home to a living room full of shoes because my roommates objected to my bad habit of leaving my shoes on the floor. It was the first time that I had even been made aware that there was a problem.

Other than that, anybody that would've tried any of these cutsey little notes would have been smothered with a phone book in their sleep.

"hello aaron, how was your nights sleep? I hope it was good, as mine wasnt. this is because when you leave me on over night, i like to burn the house down."

would smash

guys fyi i don't think cindy cleaned the floor w/ a paper towel i think it was one of those swiffer things.

You're right, it seems a bit too thick for your standard paper towel.

There was this tetchy goth mature student in the room next to mine one year who had a wipe-off noticeboard where she used to write these pass-agg "Please do not make any noise whatsoever after 9pm I have to get up for a lecture by midday tomorrow" notes. So one pissed night I wiped it clean with a fire extinguisher.

toushe sir

Aaron, what did you leave on overnight?

one of those electrical socket air freshener devices

That's some old wives tale bullshit about plug-in air fresheners being a fire hazard, anyway.

he leaves his fuckin pc on for weeks!

That's some old wives tale bullshit about plug-in air fresheners being a fire hazard, anyway.

― J.B. "Judas" Priestley (Noodle Vague)
true

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/household/glade.asp

my god that was fast sleuthing

omg the fridge one

notice also that they've cut the plug off the mains cable

U KNOW WHO U R

Prince gets really tetchy if he doesn't get his morning coffee..

The passive agressive Facebook status update is not getting enough love:

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If this shit happened to us there'd be a thread called "Cheese Stealing Motherfuckers - bitch about your lazy, stealing housemates here" in about 3 seconds.

There really is no way to complain about some of this crap without coming off as whiny, which is why student houses are like they are, it's a passive aggressive stand off and no-ones budging.

still notes are great.

i'm should start leaving passive aggressive notes for myself.

jordan,

why do we not have any food? what happened? i am confused.

-j

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Hahahahaha omg "my mum bought me that pizza".

The note loses all conceptual grasp of itself when it conflates enjoying pizza with keeping it in a fridge

hahahahahah priceless