in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

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I seem to remember Foye winning a game with the twolves in that manner too, during that 20 game stint where he was good.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 30 November 2013 05:49 (ten years ago) link

longest L streak of melo's career

Clay, Saturday, 30 November 2013 06:27 (ten years ago) link

the MSG aftershow was funny with the announcers constantly saying "... by RANDY FOYE(!?)" in clear disgust/disbelief

Nhex, Saturday, 30 November 2013 06:27 (ten years ago) link

j.r. has been unbelievably bad

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 30 November 2013 06:28 (ten years ago) link

nugs btw :)

k3vin k., Saturday, 30 November 2013 06:31 (ten years ago) link

Might need to step back on the bus for a bit. Been missing Wilson Chandler's fade anyhow.

Spottie, Saturday, 30 November 2013 06:35 (ten years ago) link

This is becoming some really strange shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lt3Xw_8oMI

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 30 November 2013 06:54 (ten years ago) link

pretty sad

Spottie, Saturday, 30 November 2013 07:04 (ten years ago) link

before and after

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZrnOnJCIAArg8F.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 30 November 2013 07:15 (ten years ago) link

oh man, Charles is calling the Knicks/Nets game next week on TNT.

Clay, Saturday, 30 November 2013 07:31 (ten years ago) link

What's the implication there? He stopped working out or he was on PEDs in college? xxp

乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

Biggest bust since Kwame

乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 13:32 (ten years ago) link

the jump shooting is one thing, but i'm amazed at how badly he gets destroyed near the basket, by basically anyone who's guarding him. also he doesn't really bend his knees when he jumps?

call all destroyer, Saturday, 30 November 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

sick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgON8L91834

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

He might end up being a Kwame-sized bust but it's still sooooo early. W/o having watched much of him, it seems like he manages to find good looks inside; there's a chance that he's just in some transitional period for his shot-timing. Also, pretty tough to ignore the fact that dude turned into a butterball (via non-shooting arm shoulder injury, which is kinda suspect since he should still have been able to work in some kind of cardio work)-- I'd imagine the Cavs staff will drill out 20lbs as fast as they can. Unless Bennett is a stress-eater, in which case gonna be a miserable season for him.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

wow xp dope fanflick.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

lol at basically all the fans with significant screen time there, old lady who hugs russ, macho bro in durant jersey who also hugs russ then tries to high five the security people

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 December 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

whoa bynum just had an amazing quarter

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 December 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link

come back boo

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 December 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link

He might end up being a Kwame-sized bust but it's still sooooo early. W/o having watched much of him, it seems like he manages to find good looks inside; there's a chance that he's just in some transitional period for his shot-timing. Also, pretty tough to ignore the fact that dude turned into a butterball (via non-shooting arm shoulder injury, which is kinda suspect since he should still have been able to work in some kind of cardio work)-- I'd imagine the Cavs staff will drill out 20lbs as fast as they can. Unless Bennett is a stress-eater, in which case gonna be a miserable season for him.

― Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:31 (Yesterday) Permalink

he was an absolute beast in college. Shot 74% at the rim. And now he can't make wide open dunks.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 1 December 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link

crazy how out of shape he looks compared to that ripped before pic

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link

like what exactly was he up to in the offseason

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link

just gorging on poutine

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:02 (ten years ago) link

I thought that was just jersey puff. Billowy fabric

乒乓, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link

naw his face and arms and everything

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link

Those are some crazy Dwight-esque shoulders in the first pic though.

Maybe he has psychological issues like Kwame. Although there isn't a Jordan or Kobe on the team to grind his psyche into a fine mash

乒乓, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link

Kinda fucked up that Kwame had to endure abuse from two of the most psychopathic players to ever play the game. I would be on so much Prozac

乒乓, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link

didnt help that he was unable to catch a basketball

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link

Yeah

I think I read somewhere that that was partly due to his severe performance anxiety or something

乒乓, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link

lot of pressure for sure

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link

He shoulda trained like Yao Ming when Yao was in a cast. Just sat in a wheelchair with people throwing at him tennis balls volley balls all sorts of balls. Catching them all, not giving a fuck, thinking about making wine

乒乓, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link

how i spend my days m/l

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link

anthony bennett misses open 3, makes open dunk #bennettwatch

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link

lot of pressure for sure

― lag∞n, Saturday, November 30, 2013 8:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Also I think he has like 10+ siblings and they grew up impoverished. Probably Matt Armstrong's basketball.xls has more deets. But definitely can imagine the stress when you're the only one who made it and you have to think about providing for your entire family

乒乓, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link

airballs long 2 lmao #bennettwatch

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link

he's visibly aiming every shot

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:13 (ten years ago) link

http://www.yaofamilywines.com/

Fucked up that you have to be a member to buy his wines. Yao, sell me your wines

乒乓, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link

Seems like they're exporting them exclusively to China. When I'm there next year I'm gonna see if I can buy a bottle. I'll drink it and liveblog it on ILH

乒乓, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link

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☞ (brimstead), Sunday, 1 December 2013 02:10 (ten years ago) link

Pekovic looking sassy tonight

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 1 December 2013 02:25 (ten years ago) link

omg, epic harden flop

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 December 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link

Wolves such a great fit for Moute

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 1 December 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link

good finish here houston/SAS

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 December 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link

ooooh nice game from Giannis

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 1 December 2013 03:40 (ten years ago) link

pop hacking dwight in a 2 point game

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 December 2013 03:40 (ten years ago) link

not sure how pop didn't get T'd up just now

Clay, Sunday, 1 December 2013 03:41 (ten years ago) link

yeah if you're talking about that harden 3, he must have been saying very nice things in a very loud voice

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 December 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link

wau

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 December 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link

amazing take by harden there to get the 2 for 1 too

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 December 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link


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