in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

it's lebron vs jordan now

in LA it's probably still Kobe vs bron

nah kobe vs jordan #RINGZ

/Mario Chalmers said players 6 through 15 on the Heat’s roster would “definitely” make the playoffs and finish somewhere between the No. 3 and No. 6 seed./

this is 100% true and arguably the greatest indictment yet of the 2013 eastern conference

Lol and you deny being a Heat homer

4-15 wouldnt win a game

Bennett looks a lot thinner and quicker tonight

kind of looks like a whole new player tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT_qZvAQfPs

ha why is it so slippery

also who are these people who pick fights with gigantic professional athletes

it's crazy how much bennett shoots, but it's also weird how many plays they run for him. You'd think they'd take some pressure off and let him play off the ball.

InvisibleRightLegLad1 hour ago

That legendary Milwaukee dancefloor wax strikes again.
I remember Vin Baker breakdancing there back in 1995, and he didn't stop spinning for over 6 minutes when he did a headspin.
He was listed in the boxscore the next day as 'DNP-dizzy'.
that shit cray

Slava Kravtsov minutes!

well, seconds

spurs/wolves playing in mexico city tonight an apparently the arena is on fire or something

Jeff McDonald ‏@JMcDonald_SAEN 5m
Media being evacuated outside now
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Jeff McDonald ‏@JMcDonald_SAEN 13m
Spurs locker room also filled with smoke, players say. Team is retreating to the bus, ostensibly to breathe.
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Jeff McDonald ‏@JMcDonald_SAEN 17m
I mean, one end of the gym is enveloped in a haze of smoke. Smells vaguely of burned plastic. They can't play like this.
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Jeff McDonald ‏@JMcDonald_SAEN 19m
No official word on anything but did just hear the phrase "we might have to evacuate."
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Jeff McDonald ‏@JMcDonald_SAEN 24m
I'm no scientist but I think I've heard that where there's smoke there's fire.
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Jeff McDonald ‏@JMcDonald_SAEN 26m
Players still warming up as if show will go on. But it obviously can't until the lights come back on.
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Jeff McDonald ‏@JMcDonald_SAEN 28m
So there's smoke leaking from the ceiling and power is out in one half of the arena. Doesn't seem good.

spurs/wolves playing in mexico city

not soccer btw

showcase

theyre all prob about to be kidnapped

just received one of ricky rubio's fingers via amazon drone, please advise

amazon prime add on item

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/825697174.jpg

Lolllllllllll

Get one (1) arena

oh btw our arena is full of smoke and fire thats ok right

Jeff McDonald ‏@JMcDonald_SAEN 3m
Jeez. Tony Parker heading back into building for some reason. Has to use shirt as gas mask.

oh no tony dont!

He's French he's immune to smoke don't worry

prob left his cheese in there haw

in LA it's probably still Kobe vs bron

― I was still sending fractions of bitcoin into sheep (Clay), Wednesday, December 4, 2013 5:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is 1000% true and in fact usually the discussion is "do you think Lebron will still be good enough to be the best player when Kobe retires"

Tom Ziller ‏@teamziller 1m
I just want to verify that someone has eyes on Nikola Pekovic and that he's not, uh, looking furtive, okay? #SeeSomething #SaySomething

wtf the one thing i had to look forward to tonite was the nbatv game

i like games in foreign locales where the fans are really excited and have no idea whats going on

InvisibleRightLegLad1 hour ago

That legendary Milwaukee dancefloor wax strikes again.
I remember Vin Baker breakdancing there back in 1995, and he didn't stop spinning for over 6 minutes when he did a headspin.
He was listed in the boxscore the next day as 'DNP-dizzy'.
that shit cray

― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, December 4, 2013 5:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is an all time youtube comment

the league is saying the game is gonna be played, this is ridiculous

its cool man with all the weed these guys smoke this aint a thing at all

cavs w2inrow
tristan 17 and 21 :)
o yeah great dn

Stern knows them both and plays down any acrimony, saying, “Oh, they love the attention.” But Stern did feel compelled to arrange a luncheon last summer for the owners to clear the air.

At a September news conference to announce the teams’ joint hosting of the 2015 All-Star Game, Dolan quipped that he got a “free lunch” out of the meeting.

Asked what he got out of it, Prokhorov wrote in his email, “As logic would dictate, the check.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/05/sports/basketball/as-owners-race-for-top-the-bottom-falls-out.html?pagewanted=2&smid=tw-share&pagewanted=all

lol prok

welcome weatheringdaleson

love that dude xp

another monster game from drummond, clearly i taught him everything i know

lol

couple minutes ago the blazers color guy tried about 4 times to pronounce "thabeet" before just changing the subject

why is the NBA playing a game in mexico city on a random wed night and not on national tv?????????

Trey Burke has made a huge difference for the Jazz

why is the NBA playing a game in mexico city on a random wed night and not on national tv?????????

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, December 4, 2013 10:47 PM (1 minute ago)

nbatv is national tv i guess

guess they cancelled the mexico city game oops

the east strikes back tonite! hawks over clips, cavs over nuggs

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/91099439.gif?1272163150

hahahahah

lolllll