in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

he'd probably be a very good very cool coach

agree

he's a super insightful guy

everyone likes him

some very super and cool play from beasley tonight

the heat without their top 5 would be a playoff team

otm

I never thought hand down man down man down would be good, u just never know (unless j Kidd) xxxp

beasley is really good when they electroshock him against shooting any midrange jumper

thibs is gonna play noah 35 mins tonight in a game that hasn't been in single digits since the first quarter

let's all remember this when his plantar fasciitis flares up again in may

idgi does he just think it doesnt matter

but spo just put lebron back into a 17 point game with 4 mins ago so what do i know

4 mins to go*

the heat defense...

has noah ever made words with his mouth before

Hhaaaaah Joey Crawford just had to get noticed. Watching this crap now.

are u hearing this story ant shaq throwing a hissy fit and dumping the post game christmas spread on the floor cause they lost what a horrible baby

oh shit and then grant talking out of class and saying shaq choked one of their teammates out, lol he hates shaq

Haha just listening now. So true about grants fake laugh too.

the sound of the fake laugh is ok but the visual is terrifying

Anyone see these highlights of flop griffin baiting the refs into calling two flagrants on the grizz?

wow two games decided by 20 points tonight the other by 30

Gross

Kenny Smith really plumbing new depths of wrongness tonight

Yah

Really really bad

Joe Johnson blowing by MWP was rough to watch-- like MWP just totally spaced on lateral movement.

He's been cooked for about four years tho, maybe more.

yeah he's been way overrated for a few years

elite perimeter defenders dont age well

he's been coasting on reputation for so long though, has been one of the worst starters in the league for a few years

yup

otm

Joe Johnson blowing by MWP was rough to watch-- like MWP just totally spaced on lateral movement.

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also this was nothing compared to Barnyawneenee by KG for the jam

kg shd retire today

kg retires; heat looking to trade wade. big day.

(kidding, kidding).

saw kg make a jumper last night

haha

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/kobe-bryant-announces-via-facebook-return-lakers-sunday-214641502--nba.html

can someone not on a phone embed the video in that link (http://youtu.be/KM567eBayes) as it is doubtlessly the most insane thing we'll see from the league this year

well that's... quite... um...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM567eBayes

wut

seasons_of_legend

legendary empty jerseys hanging in a peculiarly lit fog

Looks like Ye directed it or something.

T/F the lakers will get worse when he comes back.

t, at least at first

Dantonis balls are cut off when any ball stopper is on the floor.

warriors/rockets is happening tonight and yet espn is bringing us... celtics/nuggets booo

omg that was the longest two minutes of my life