the youtube street fight thread

sharkeisha

http://youtu.be/KgOFuRwVJD8

I supposed this may have been posted here before but I'm impressed by how many Australian in a fight with a stranger moves she fits in within 4 minutes.
1. Possibly, most likely, drunk as fuck.
2. The martyr opener - 'I was getting food for the poor!'
3. Offensive time: "Slut?! Sllllut??! SLUT!?!?!!?!?!?. YOURE THE SLUT!!!!!!!"
4. Racial attack: 'Muslim slut! Muslim slut!' Followed by the inevitable 'why don't you go back where you came from?'
5. Walking away then walking back at least once every 30 seconds
6. Indignation phase ' I can't even walk on my own street?????'
7. Trying to involve others who clearly think she's batshit crazy.

Australian, pls....british export iirc

some fucking realness here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiEnYUgvh-U

fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8s-qePYSUw

YouTube fight vids are a rabbithole. Also a good argument for never leaving the house again.

in many ways, ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiEnYUgvh-U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8s-qePYSUw

maybe absolute units vs knackers has just set too firm a platonic ideal in my mind and inevitably nothing comes closes

― there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 13 May 2013 02:09 (9 months ago)

most of these videos are just depressing, units v knackers is just perfect

that halifax bouncer one is pretty real

Quessir
1 year ago

Hiberno-English. And that's not what they're saying. They're saying, "Ah, leave it out!" in a thick Dublin accent.

LauraNHaileyAngels
1 year ago

Jesus tommy uv sum f**kin neck i tell ye ur sumtin else ok dublin has drugs n wat not but tat is no way t talk about us all from dublin id much rathet b from dublin than t live dwn d arsehole of no wer tats a few years behind reality i hope ur jus 2 stuck up t cop on t urself wat about if ur kids wanted t cum t dublin and study 4der future ull say no will u afraid dey mite actually lik it if u keep to urself and live by wats rite nun of dem drug dealers r scum u talk of will bother u j!!!

Searing truth tho

aint even no worldstar links in this thread

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh3070esatamMh4A1b

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cepeef-_hck

R

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuoHdqZNrLc

not a street, but impressive

v good punchline too.

punchline is like baseline but to a punchup

fuckin autocorrect tho

the melbourne private school scene is rife with racial contempt and resentments

― Austrian Economics (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:51 (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the greeks are at the forefront of the white community in this struggle

― Austrian Economics (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:51 (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pfft fuck off

Greeks aren't wite

deems u seem to have mixed up your ilx and st0rmfr0nt logins again

nah they're the same innit

Epic Cat Fight (cat's horror): http://youtu.be/cbBlYfTbA44

pah, no video of a cat offering another cat out at a future date, no credibility

john woo exec credit tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydEawpWtq4o

i saw a good effort with a fast food worker bringing what seems to be an enormously long metal flyswatter to bear but was not at liberty to post i may find it again yet

i found another one where one of the ppl involved was quite probably killed and that was not good

http://i.imgur.com/BMaD9KX.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCpuvzBh8YM

first one is quite disconcerting tbh

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153229071554309

http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/r/raining_coins-1954.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vNoR4Yb4Gc

pts 2 and 3 also worth watching

lord

not a fight but there is a video in a british supermarket from years ago of a woman systematically smashing an entire aisle of glass bottles for several minutes with a similar ambience to that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y0wJ3MM2iE

this from idk latvia or somewhere is about 1/10th of the way there but people seem more bothered about it

part 3 mysteriously removed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0kGul0iXqY

it was america but a 'crazy russian lady' is responsible, maybe it's an fsu thing

There was a classic exchange once between Fernando the angry itbox player, his 50 something uncle and one young badass called Jerimiah. It happened in the St Peters Street branch of Jack Pearson's in 2006. The cops took the video unfortunately. Fernando used to lose lots of money in the roulette machines and had a penchant for wishing cancer onto the unfortunate betting shop cashiers or threatening people who made eye-contact whilst he was losing with death and he did that to the wrong person on this particular day! Even while my friend was telling me the story in this shop there was still blood spatters on the walls and someone had put graffiti next to it with an arrow and wrote "Dead Giveaway".

http://i.imgur.com/8dInWjA.gif

lolgif.ru looks like it could be a viable destination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPZdYJvUmEA

this is close as this thread will get to the platonic feelgood ideal of a terrible person being justifiably beaten to the ground, though without suffering any serious injury

to be distinguished from the darraghmac feelgood ideal of a terrible person being justifiably beaten to the ground, in order to inflict lethal injuries in the name of the society whose moral and legal codes they have violated

Lol that little shit got paid!

Whoever was standing off and filming a blind kid getting physically assaulted was just as bad as the assailant.

idk this might make some ppl think twice before picking on a blind kid