in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

or flash a warning saying "this will look shit on youtube"

watermarked in the video imo

watermark shaming would be pretty brilliant

where does morbs stand on vertical shooting I wonder, would seeing one make him combust

lowe's brad stevens interview is really boring

http://espn.go.com/blog/marc-stein/post/_/id/709/knicks-dolan-to-chase-thibs-dont-rule-it-out

if I was Woodson I might not show up for work tonight, this is getting kinda silly

wow a knicks idea that actually makes sense! never thought i'd see the day

Hope that dude is gonna go unbury his Knicks gear now

lowe's brad stevens interview is really boring

― k3vin k., Wednesday, December 11, 2013 4:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stevens is a cipher, why is he so good at coaching whats going on

he was so weirdly reticent, it was obvious he's holding back and doesn't want to say anything about his methods

feel like were on the verge of a new era of people being cool with being bald and having pubes and bron could really thought lead us into this new epoch

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:01 (6 hours ago) Permalink

does bron have pubes

I don't know what's going on with body hair in the 2010s, kinda freaking me out

http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2013/12/11/5121618/kurtis-blow-basketball-song-oral-history-music-video

Heh, more Timberlake from last night's game, courtesy of Danny'oke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeyDtAlqFew

he was so weirdly reticent, it was obvious he's holding back and doesn't want to say anything about his methods

― k3vin k., Wednesday, December 11, 2013 6:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's like a more genial belichick. luckily boston ppl don't even blink at this style anymore.

jordan crawford is currently playing chris paul to a draw

Haha jrue holiday went up w no options so he bounced it off brandon jennings and recovered his dribble

Turning Crawford into a semi competent temporary point is a serious accomplishment for Stevens

I wouldn't trust him to run to the corner store never mind run an nba team

Hat stickers are wack

They make me think of the key and peele dueling hats sketch

timmy with 16-11-3-2 at the half

Turning Crawford into a semi competent temporary point is a serious accomplishment for Stevens

I wouldn't trust him to run to the corner store never mind run an nba team

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, December 11, 2013 9:09 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the interesting part is that the transformation goes beyond semi-competent--fg% from 40% to 46%, 2 more assists per game, 3-pt % way the heck up, a 14/5/3 line and 19+ per. he's actually, like, a good player

trade him bass green lee rondo asap

Turning Crawford into a semi competent temporary point is a serious accomplishment for Stevens

I wouldn't trust him to run to the corner store never mind run an nba team

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, December 11, 2013 9:09 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol simmons said this exact same thing so crawford tweeted "u mad??" at him the other day

ha owned

Ahaha oh no next I know i will be hanging with magic for a year and then throwing him under the bus

Hey I dunno if I ever told this story but I saw magic at breakfast one time and it's the only time I've been legit starstruck, dude just hypnotizes an entire room

It was at roscoes chicken and waffles fyi

knicks have blown a 23 point lead to the bulls, getting carved up by jeff teague

this might be the low of the low

god, please lose this game

man the dubs are ugggggly

couldn't tell you the last time Speights made a shot

Who will win the Atlantic Division 2013-14

important poll

Bout to go to a bar and watch that game, don't tell me that :-( xp

1st q was so bad couldn't possibly get any worse.

I think this Trey Burke kid is gonna be alright. Doesn't really play defense but whatever.

warriors are sleep walking out there

Mavs are secretly the oldest team in the league

yeah they are very old

dalembert is like 45 isn't he?

nah he just plays like it

32

Has anyone seen his birth certificate

They're playing dirk, Marion and Vince right now

wow 32 is kinda young! had no idea

I think I've added and waived Dalembert in fantasy basketball more than just about anyone

this is dirk's like 16th season*

* this number brought to you by feeling extremely old

Calderon has such great form on his shot

Stephs facial hair ;_;

there's a LOT of bad facial hair in the nab, obv D Will is the worst

such lazy passing! arg

Dirkin