in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

ha owned

Ahaha oh no next I know i will be hanging with magic for a year and then throwing him under the bus

Hey I dunno if I ever told this story but I saw magic at breakfast one time and it's the only time I've been legit starstruck, dude just hypnotizes an entire room

It was at roscoes chicken and waffles fyi

knicks have blown a 23 point lead to the bulls, getting carved up by jeff teague

this might be the low of the low

god, please lose this game

man the dubs are ugggggly

couldn't tell you the last time Speights made a shot

Who will win the Atlantic Division 2013-14

important poll

Bout to go to a bar and watch that game, don't tell me that :-( xp

1st q was so bad couldn't possibly get any worse.

I think this Trey Burke kid is gonna be alright. Doesn't really play defense but whatever.

warriors are sleep walking out there

Mavs are secretly the oldest team in the league

yeah they are very old

dalembert is like 45 isn't he?

nah he just plays like it

32

Has anyone seen his birth certificate

They're playing dirk, Marion and Vince right now

wow 32 is kinda young! had no idea

I think I've added and waived Dalembert in fantasy basketball more than just about anyone

this is dirk's like 16th season*

* this number brought to you by feeling extremely old

Calderon has such great form on his shot

Stephs facial hair ;_;

there's a LOT of bad facial hair in the nab, obv D Will is the worst

such lazy passing! arg

Dirkin

game got good

STEPH

yes

it looks like he could be a pretty good three point shooter

!!!!

it's really feast or famine with klay huh

yeah

mmmm!!!

wotta game

rough loss for the mavs

rockets have portland tomorrow, gsw on friday, rough couple of days

Dalembert is really the weak link for the Mavs it seems

http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b553c214b47644dc9362ccb4fa7e438/tumblr_mx92u2pgcs1rdqggno1_400.gif

Michael Carter-Williams, PG DNP SKIN INFLAMMATION

hmmmm

god, please lose this game

― k3vin k., Wednesday, December 11, 2013 10:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha my thoughts exactly

ha he was hospitalized, looks legit xp

dalembert is like 45 isn't he?

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, December 11, 2013 11:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i turned the game on and first thing i saw he was goaltending, still out there doing his thing man

playing right into their hands xp

its crazy how they just lose every time he doesnt play and win when he does hes pretty good hope that zit clears up

Maybe he has the chicken pox

Just got around to watching the knicks fan video

Need to point out the sticker was still on his hat

SKIN INFLAMMATION sounds very onerous

Like what if it's that flesh eating bacteria that's just the normal bacteria on your skin that's morphed into the flesh eating kind

Remember some story about a woman whose body started attacking all her skin and her skin sloughed off and then her body made brand new skin but it was weird cause she was like 45 years old and had the skin of a newborn baby cause it was all new

livin the dream

Oh shit you know what it probably is

MRSA

The initial presentation of MRSA is small red bumps that resemble pimples, spider bites, or boils; they may be accompanied by fever and, occasionally, rashes. Within a few days, the bumps become larger and more painful; they eventually open into deep, pus-filled boils.[3] About 75 percent of community-associated (CA-) MRSA infections are localized to skin and soft tissue and usually can be treated effectively.[4]

Damn MCW

Pullin for you