in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

it's ok it's just the western conference, it's not like there are other deserving guys who are gonna get shut out

alternate: how attractive is a 2018 pick to masai? masai is good obviously but how many GMs stay somewhere for five years?

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, December 12, 2013 9:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eh it's not like his owner is Paul Allen.

the earliest 1st rounder the knicks can even offer is 2018, and they don't even OWN a 2nd rounder till 2017, so this will be interesting

― k3vin k., Thursday, December 12, 2013 6:56 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

could always do pick swaps

the stuff about the Knicks deft pcks completely boggles my mind anew every single time but I mean you could probably tell me they didn't own a pick until 2034 and I'd be skeptical but I wouldn't outright say it's totally unbelievable

* draft picks

blake injury makes me pretty sure this means derek fisher is going back to the lakers

Am I the only one who read the story about Kim Jong Un killing his uncle and thought about Jason Kidd and Larry Frank.

Chris Paul just crossed up d will and he came up hobbling haha

I've watched a lot of Paul Pierce over the years and while I don't know that he's cooked...he's definitely starting to look a little parbaked

Which is especially weird because he was so good dragging that rondo-less celtics team around last year

polyphonic
Posted: December 12, 2013 at 11:40:04 PM
Am I the only one who read the story about Kim Jong Un killing his uncle and thought about Jason Kidd and Larry Frank.

ha yes but i like it

lol bk is dece w willliams y lopez

Yah and when ak47 and jet come back will help too.

lopez is apparently an amazing defender too the nba drone cameras are saying

Aw man his ankles rip

oh no jinx

Still don't understand how he rebounds so poorly tho

rebounding the key is to get to balls out if ur zone and he's just too slow

How do we explain zbo then? Seems like hustle is one way to go about boarding but just good old fashioned throwing your weight around is just as effective?

this is speculation but my guess is he just doesn't have a natural feel for rebounding to go along with his unathleticism. like some slow dudes can get into good positions but he is not one of those dudes.

AHAHA stern choking on his water better be made into a gif tonight

Sounds about right xp

xp yeah zbo is somewhere where i think he just knows where the ball is gonna be

zbo is more mobile than Lopez ime

if zach had Lopez height he'd be the best player in the world

i think there are potted plants that are more mobile than lopez, his set shot is outrageous

Set bank shot is wonderful

hibbert and Lopez both protect the rim real good and rebound poorly and are slow as hell

This is a big game for the nets psyche imo

ya

https://vine.co/v/h2Oh2KvIjKZ

lol

Lmao so good. Wtf who puts their full mouth over the bottle?$

david stern: "i'd like to suck on some of that!"

sry

stern got those dsl

i knew the nets would win tonight, the clips have not been impressive at all since redick's gone down

Hah board description?

Xp

Yah having to start Willie green
Is nagl

willie green is so bad

Is Matt Barnes hurt too!

Supposed to be a question mark.

I think you just start Jamal

@netw3rk: My dream is I'm next to Stern when he starts to choke on water. I pound on his back w/ my palm & he says "Thanks, I give you the Knicks."

Nice

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbVTfmLIIAAHs3m.jpg:large

rip wwI hero

That's unfortunate

damn the hun

lol has a ful court press ever worked in the NBA, ryan hollins is killing me

I'm watching Knicks/Nets on Hardwood Classics. All these players look like they're 50