in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

Still don't understand how he rebounds so poorly tho

rebounding the key is to get to balls out if ur zone and he's just too slow

How do we explain zbo then? Seems like hustle is one way to go about boarding but just good old fashioned throwing your weight around is just as effective?

this is speculation but my guess is he just doesn't have a natural feel for rebounding to go along with his unathleticism. like some slow dudes can get into good positions but he is not one of those dudes.

AHAHA stern choking on his water better be made into a gif tonight

Sounds about right xp

xp yeah zbo is somewhere where i think he just knows where the ball is gonna be

zbo is more mobile than Lopez ime

if zach had Lopez height he'd be the best player in the world

i think there are potted plants that are more mobile than lopez, his set shot is outrageous

Set bank shot is wonderful

hibbert and Lopez both protect the rim real good and rebound poorly and are slow as hell

This is a big game for the nets psyche imo

ya

https://vine.co/v/h2Oh2KvIjKZ

lol

Lmao so good. Wtf who puts their full mouth over the bottle?$

david stern: "i'd like to suck on some of that!"

sry

stern got those dsl

i knew the nets would win tonight, the clips have not been impressive at all since redick's gone down

Hah board description?

Xp

Yah having to start Willie green
Is nagl

willie green is so bad

Is Matt Barnes hurt too!

Supposed to be a question mark.

I think you just start Jamal

@netw3rk: My dream is I'm next to Stern when he starts to choke on water. I pound on his back w/ my palm & he says "Thanks, I give you the Knicks."

Nice

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbVTfmLIIAAHs3m.jpg:large

rip wwI hero

That's unfortunate

damn the hun

lol has a ful court press ever worked in the NBA, ryan hollins is killing me

I'm watching Knicks/Nets on Hardwood Classics. All these players look like they're 50

He's really weird about it! It's the only thing I really know him for xp

lol has a ful court press ever worked in the NBA, ryan hollins is killing me

― k3vin k., Friday, December 13, 2013 3:43 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it went extinct completely in the 90s.

Micheal Ray Richardson rules

dying @ melo, did he fly a sopwith camel home after the game?

that wes matthews move is my go-to

harden on wes matthews could go south, lil pro-tip for mchale

lol harden transition defense

lol harden transition defense

harden trade is starting to look slightly better still inexcusable imo but better

is batum vs chandler a thing? they seem like really similar players to me.

harden trade is starting to look slightly better still inexcusable imo but better

― lag∞n, Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:10 PM (1 minute ago)

well harden still looks great but lamb has really been nice, yeah

and adams!

and hardens defense has been worse than anyone could imagine

is adams already better than perk?

yup