in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

marv albert is my beyonce, i'm still here

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, December 13, 2013 12:42 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You best believe I left on a good chunk of that horrifying raiders/jets game last weekend just because the GOAT was calling it

Guys bill Simmons is trying to work a touchscreen trade machine on live tv right now

He just traded Kendrick Perkins and lamb to the magic for Arron afflalo lawl

Rondo is wearing some kind of black shirt with a white outline around the collar, I think goth chic is the new thing for injured players

Haha Courtney lee is torching the Knicks hey Dolan acquire that dude for a first rounder in 2018 cmon

otm

does the nba have an upper limit on how far away a draft pick can be traded? like could a team trade their 2345 first rounder?

Apparently picks more than 7 years out cannot be traded sadly

I have to say that even more than Gerald Wallace the guy who looks like he's just biding his time waiting for a trade to a contender is Brandon Bass

I finally figured it out Jordan Crawford runs exactly like Leandro Barbosa

wallace seems unlikely to be moved cause of his lol hueg contract but at the least bass and lee id guess will be traded

crawford maybe too and possibly green but it seems like maybe danny likes him and hes part of the long term plan

funny on espn crawford is listed as a sg and bradley as a pg but they play the opposite positions

that wallace contract extension was such a disaster

Hey mike Woodson get a fuckin tie please

You're gonna need it when you're interviewing for d-league jobs next fall anyway

epic, epic flop from varejao

varejao should be suspended for that

epic epic flop gif, plz

it's not that cool looking, it was a soccer dive basically. he put in an uncontested layup in garbage time, nicholson on the magic comes in from behind and breathes on him, and andy's down grabbing his knee

free league pass alert FYI through the 15th

wow, isaiah thomas

lol, kobe has 10 assists in 20 minutes

haha

wizards just went on a 18-2 run to get a 1 point w 2 mins left

1 point lead

WALL IS STROKIN

man why didn't wall drive that

lol knicks

full court press just worked for the Wizards fyi

knicks mount furious comeback while celtics play poorly, knicks still lose

sounds about right

ha celtics just can't lose if they want to. they might just be a 4-5 seed when all is said and done

Who is Trevor Booker?!

HORFORD GAME WINNER

congrats nhex

kevin love has 35-12 through 3

wow, manu is a magician

oh man Love

manu's played great but just threw the worst pass i've ever seen

just saw that

haha manu you genius

man, nothing makes me happier than manu playing great

all seems right in the world

manuuuuu

MANNNUUUU

some hilarious rubio layup attempts tonight

manu and parker layup clinic

yeah they're just way too much for the wolves right now

feel bad for kawhi, who's a great player and is being guarded by kevin freaking martin, but isn't getting any touches because everyone else is dominatin'

eh he seems like the Iggy type to not care about scoring too much