in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

gif o the year so far?
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nope

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thats the one

we are all living bill simmons fever dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qmq1vgfKWs

note to developer extend the tap targets

agree w collins that asik for milsap leaves houston a lil small but idk could be p sweet too

Wanna fast-forward a week to find out which new teams Asik and Shump get sent to.

read somewhere houston already has a three team deal on the table theyre willing to do if nothing better comes along by thursday which is the last day they can do a trade and still move any of the acquired players in another package deal before the trade dealine

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/6-best-things-nick-swaggy-p-young-said-221041624--nba.html

On where the nickname "Swaggy P" came from: "I think if you look good, you play good. So you know, the 'Swaggy' starts with how I come in the arena — how I dress, the shoes I wear. The 'P' is a mystery. I can't tell you that right now. I might write a book someday."

excellent pinochle player, case closed

New JD!!!

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/earshot/august-osage-county-debuts-meryl-665773

"The character Violet is a study in family dysfunction. She has abused herself and her family for 30 years. 'Violet’s Song' is written from her point of view," Dolan tells THR. "Refusing to see the pain in her life, she drives her entire family away with denial and anger that stretches all the way back to her own childhood.”

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Did he say "I'll secretly finance the movie if you let me have a song on the soundtrack"

"The character JAMES DOLAN is a study in MANAGERIAL dysfunction. HE has abused THE KNICKS and THEIR FANS for 20 years. 'DOLAN’s Song' is written from HIS point of view," Dolan tells THR. "Refusing to see the pain in HIS JOB, HE drives THE KNICKS FANBASE away with denial and STUPIDITY that stretches all the way back to WHEN HIS DAD BOUGHT THE TEAM.”

Did he say "I'll secretly finance the movie if you let me have a song on the soundtrack"

― polyphonic, Tuesday, December 17, 2013 12:12 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he got a song on Sons of Anarchy because Cablevision has a piece of the network

lol MSG network really gives you a lot of Mike Woodson reaction shots

usually after the other team hits a 3

lebron's PER when his headband falls off approaches 50

guys i'm serious, he just re-entered the game following the timeout and elected to NOT put a headband back on. instantly his a shot

wow, i would watch hours of bill simmons playing with the trade machine on live tv btw

Love this new media future we live in http://i.imgur.com/0IEVL2x.jpg

Bron just rolled his ankle I'm hearing

yeah. he's waiving off the trainers, and got a new headband. so we'll see . . .

yeah it looked fine

so wade is back to being a top 10 player huh?

every other day, yes.

sort of weird how terrible the bulls are now, they still have a bunch of good defensive players and thibs is still their coach

lol, lebron realizing he can score at will

nice game from battier tonight

the way the knicks just lost is absolutely glorious

Yeah can someone please explain what happened there? Nothing anybody is saying makes any sense.

would also appreciate a summary, i'm watching home alone

k3vin k.
Posted: December 17, 2013 at 2:36:19 AM
sort of weird how terrible the bulls are now, they still have a bunch of good defensive players and thibs is still their coach

feel like theyre prob just demoralized at this point

they're saving themselves for the epic first-round series v. the heat.

(epic as in bulls in 5)

lillard is shooting 40% from the field and 42% from 3

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, December 15, 2013 7:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rubio is 37% and 38%, respectively.

rubio missed a number of wide open layups this evening

JJ hit 10 3's tonight, Nets hit 21

ok, the game's archived on league pass now so i just watched the last 2 possessions. bradley beal blows by udrih for a layup with like 9 seconds left to put the wizards up 1. udrih then screams at barnita for not helping (barnita shrugs) while at the same time inbounding it to melo. the knicks have a timeout left, which i'm not sure they were aware of. melo slooooowly dribbles the ball up the court, maybe not realizing the game situation, then sees there's like 2 left on the clock and heaves a contested 3 that catches all glass, game over

then there's this:

@HerringWSJ: Shumpert said team didn't discuss calling a TO if they allowed a basket. Said they largely assumed they'd get a stop

assume: stop

omg

knicks loss was goddamn ridiculous. it's like why even come back to tie the game if you're gonna do that.

lolknicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTBbj-0y5e4

LOL

omg that knicks possession is too much

pacers lost, making the blazers the #1 team in the nba ;)

wow WHODATHUNK!

ya crazy