a thread for matt p

eventually

not surprised that passive-aggression combined with a tendency to get really mad about things that are not all that substantial makes for one of ILX's most beloved posters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmJxtgmsqAE

hey, contenderizer, i was going to make a big post to your chitlin-circuit soul thread and then my computer crashed :(

i read that thread religiously btw, thanks for it

i'm the other contenderizer

? there are TWO ?

yeah, i'm the one who only posts about horror movies and blue oyster cult

*fondles*

Regards,

hi lovies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdJ7tD3Mvk

lovies loveys

this guy needs a break from ilx and i don't even like morbz

he needs a better therapist

but thx mordy

adieu

don't kid a kidder

goodbye thread

i seriously wish rape on both you and morbs before you die your miserable deaths so maybe just once you can feel what it's like, the world would be a better place because of it
― Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 8:21 PM

http://philosophy.uchicago.edu/workshops/_files/Ancient-Greek-and-Roman-Philosophy-Workshop.jpg

did you gis "philosophy workshop"? or "greek roman philosophy"? why?

"schoolin asses" is the best rationale i can come up with there but

can we just... not

*dying*

lmao

this guy's schtick is just directing indignant one-liners at morbs and mordy, right?

Matt p has never been mean to me iirc

ahem

oh right

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTcxMzk5NzY4OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzcxNTgxMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR5,0,214,317_.jpg

did you gis "philosophy workshop"? or "greek roman philosophy"? why?
― Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Tuesday, February 4, 2014

ok, not gonna cite W Allen line about Socrates

i stand by matt p in these trying times

I'm not standing with the guy who said someone else should be raped. That's a place I'm not gonna stand. Personally.

Matt is the fucking man, don't give a fuck about any of his detractors.

Unlike other fierce ilx zingsters he doesn't only pick easy targets or pander to consensus. Don't love the recent controversial post but still. I admire his independence.

lol morbz + aimless- really obscure targets

Yeah but he does it in a way that he knows most of ilx won't support.

"i hope you get raped" *is* pretty challopsy

he attacked morbz for not being sensitive enough to rape victims (ironically by wishing rape on him) - how is that not ilx consensus, just w/ more profanity? ilx loves this kind of righteous indignation shit.

we really need to break this post down and critically analyze it some more

'admire his independence' like he's fking orwell or something, jesus christ

treezy that's fucked up

morbs was otm about me being a dense and hateful drama queen, but i don't really care.

aimless rarely gets called out, he's usually so dorky and benign, but when he starts making absurd inductive leaps to get to these grandfatherly bromides that are just by-the-numbers misogyny, it really grinds my gears.

i hope you all get raped. *bows*

i hope you all get raped. *bows*

― Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 7:11 PM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark

Bahahaha, LOL! *wipes away tears of win* Going to hell for laughing at this one, but damned if it wasn't worth it.

whatever fag

Imagine someone who actually has been sexually abused reading this thread.

can't, the sound of your insect legs scuttling through it is deafening rn

for the record, my mom was raped as a child, and this kind of patriarchal bullshit destroyed her. i am a product of that, so that explains my emotional pitch in that thread. ultimately i agree with mordy that it (probably) isn't a productive approach. i do get frustrated by the same people towing the same line on thread after thread. this pov always gets called crazy when it raises its voice, and i'm guilty of the crime of copping out by going "jokes" because my courage is weak, but some part of me wishes that maybe it can still make a dent if it's sharp enough.

i stand by matt p in these trying times

― flopson, Wednesday, February 5, 2014 7:23 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark