in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

players over 30 y/o in the top 50 of per

dirk 9th 35 y/o
duncan 24th 37 y/o
tony parker 28th 31 y/o
ginobili 32nd 36 y/o
tony allen 47th 31 y/o

in other news how do the spurs keep doing this

Don't forget Dwyane who's 31

o shit i noted him but then neglected to list

dwyane wade 14th 31 y/o

Hope Dirk becomes the first active NBAer w/ full head of grey hair; you see it in football and *aseball, but I can't recall any bball players who stayed in the league long enough / didn't just color it out.

mike dunleavy is really bad

but jr is decent

mike dunleavy jr is really bad

mike dunleavy is really bad

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Chicago Bulls 10-16 on the Dunleavy Curse Watch.

Am in love w/ the Kirk Hinrich Rec Center Hall of Fame look, hope he sticks w/ it from here on.

p sure hinrich has been surreptitiously replaced by ROBOCOP

@ESPNNBA: RT @NotoriousOHM: Knicks say Carmelo is OUT

lol smart move by melo

pierce is out here hockey checking dudes in transition

melo watches a few durant highlights, half heartedly stretches his leg, naaaah

why has jason kidd let his bench guys run this game to a 20 point deficit

augistin looking scarily competent today

Lol lagoon

Unis make this look like a rec league game

kidd is resting his starters for the inevitable garbage time

perk backing down bargiani.............. and scoring......

Landfills are gonna buckle under the weight of these unsold jerseys

i honestly don't hate the sleeves as much as the huge logo printed on the front

It's the vneck that throws everything out of balance imo

Was kinda hoping all teams today would shoot a combined > 30% so they could blame it on the jerseys and end the madness for good.

This hard away fella is nice

Three the hard a way

Did not wish to see Derek fisher on Christmas

I look at these new jerseys and think: New Coke.

rip real unis, is nothing sacred.

Haha udrih Rollin up his sleeves

After shooting a 3 off the side of the backboard natch

Lol sleeve back down and airballs a 13 footer

Clear path foul reviews are the bane of the NBA atm

man, this shitheap called the 2013-14 Knicks

Yeah it's like they're trying to imitate the gravitas of nfl reviews but everybody knows it doesn't matter unless it's a close game in the last 2 minutes of the 4tg

they just need a dedicated reviewer ref who can right things on the fly, give some extra free throws later take some away etc let the game roll

There's already too much stoppage. I say scrap the clear path rule and give each team a couple "challenges" even be able to challenge a foul call imo could u imagine

That would be cool too xp

Also have that guy review goaltends

yeah everything three pointers etc

then have the sptopage of game review process kick in w like five minutes left

#hoopideas

lol celtics hub getting in on those upworthy style headlines, good start but you dont need the find out who here

CelticsHub ‏@CelticsHub 1m
Before this year, one Celtic hadn't been home for Christmas since his senior year in High School. Find out who here http://celticshub.com/2013/12/25/christmas-notebook-zarrens-draft-proposal-celtics-enjoy-rare-christmas-break

ibaka's out here canning corner threes man

Teams have a designated free throw shooter like in baseball #hoopideas

Very impressed by young hubie

What a beautiful head of luscious curls

I guess the Nets are more doomed without Lopez than the Knicks are. This is gonna be a lot of fun for me.

How hard would it have been to do a last minute switch up and have the thunder play the heat and the Knicks the lakers. Damn

Thunder C team is pretty good

Amar'e Stoudemire 1983-2013

btw I am NOT excited about the Javale Mom show because imo she is PART OF THE PROBLEM