in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

SPORTSTALK ‏@LegacySportTalk 1h -- Heat are interested in signing Andrew Bynum if he becomes a free agent.

lol.

look out, "champion-in-waiting indiana pacers."

def, also has two rings so he's good xxp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWyzAzXgo0Q

From most angles that was a pretty well-executed flop. Tim's elbow probably did brush his nose ever so slightly.

BTW, list of non-guaranteeds who could be cut in the next week:

Atlanta: Shelvin Mack, Cartier Martin, Mike Scott
Boston: None
Brooklyn: None
Charlotte: Jeff Adrien, Chris Douglas-Roberts
Chicago: D.J. Augustin, Eric Murphy
Cleveland: Andrew Bynum, Matt Dellavedova, C.J. Miles, Henry Sims
Dallas: None
Denver: Quincy Miller
Detroit: Josh Harrellson, Peyton Siva
Golden State: Hilton Armstrong, Kent Bazemore
Houston: Patrick Beverley, Greg Smith
Indiana: Rasual Butler
L.A. Clippers: Stephen Jackson, Maalik Wayns
L.A. Lakers: Xavier Henry, Ryan Kelly, Kendall Marshall, Shawne Williams
Memphis: Seth Curry, James Johnson
Miami: Michael Beasley, Roger Mason Jr.
Milwaukee: None
Minnesota: Robbie Hummel
New Orleans: Lou Amundson
New York: Cole Aldrich, Toure' Murry
Oklahoma City: Ryan Gomes, Hasheem Thabeet
Orlando: Solomon Jones, Hedo Turkoglu
Philadelphia: James Anderson, Lorenzo Brown, Brandon Davies, Daniel Orton, Hollis Thompson, Elliot Williams
Phoenix: Dionte Christmas
Portland: None
Sacramento: Hamady N'diaye
San Antonio: Malcolm Thomas
Toronto: Julyan Stone
Utah: Ian Clark, Diante Garrett, Mike Harris
Washington: None

Funny enough, from Stein's piece on them yesterday: "The list of players technically at risk includes some who face zero chance of getting snipped; Andrew Bynum, Patrick Beverley and Michael Beasley jump off the page in terms of vets who have noting to fret about."

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lol

Ha

nba insider mark stein B-)

he's no chris sheridan, that's for sure.

no shame there, tho.

lol bynum

i vaguely recall one of the knocks on him when he was drafted was that he wasn't particularly interested in basketball

yep only seems to ever be 7 footers who have that affliction, any shorter and you just wash out

obv a number of big guys come in like that and get over it but its probably harder to find the desire to keep up with the nba grind when you have two rings beaucoup dollars messed up knees and a heap of kobe abuse in your past

most people prob just arent psychologically built for it, lord knows i have never put nba level effort into anything

most people prob just arent psychologically built for it, lord knows i have never put nba level effort into anything

― lag∞n, Saturday, December 28, 2013 5:10 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not really sure I've even ever put Bynum-level effort into anything :/

im sure you have if you include hair or bowling

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_NBA 18m
Enterprising Raps fan wearing old Bargnani jersey, but taped over Bargnani's name and wrote "NYK'S PROBLEM" on the tape. Fun times!

raps fans have a great sense of humor

http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx144/lillehammer/Turbo_Zone%20Sigs/Turbo_Zone_Bargnani_Girlfriend.jpg

Bynum signed a two-year contract for $24.8 million with the Cavs, but only $6 million of it is guaranteed before Jan. 7. After that date, the full $12.25 million this season is guaranteed. Next season's $12.5 million is not guaranteed until July 10.

In short, there is no other contract like this in the NBA at the moment. Not only has Bynum proved in spurts this season that he can be effective, but the Cavs also signed him to a contract that gives them or any team that trades for him lots of flexibility. He can be an instant money saver if the Cavs or a team that trades for him waives him before Jan. 7. He can be a rental for the rest of the season. Or he can be a trade chip heading into the draft and next summer because he can act as a salary purge option.

LeBron James (strained groin) won't play tonight at Portland. He's day-to-day.
9:41pm - 28 Dec 13

ugh lebron

whoops *ban lebron

ugh lebron never misses a game, didn't want this to be portland vs wade

You know it's a bad season for injuries when even LBJ is injured

Was gonna save this for the stats thread once he was near 100 but Ryan Anderson missed his first ft of the year, now standing at a paltry 98% with 49-50.

The Bucks are having the best kind of awful season. I hope they get Exum.

if the heat win this year via guys picked off the scrap heap im gonna do a school shooting

― lag∞n, Saturday, December 28, 2013 2:03 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

late lmao

so dwight is averaging 20 and 14 on 60% shooting for the month of december everyone

CHRIS BOSH GOAT BALLER

that is all

bosh is underutilized and underappreciated on the heat #tradebosh

oh man bosh :(

blazers prob deserved to lose a close one after winning ~ 5 or 6 squeakers in a row

bosh 30 foot game winner god could literally strike me dead

sidebar I don't think I've ever see lebron happier about anything

yeah he was completely elated

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/1228/nba_a_cbb_cr_576x324.jpg

kinda weirding me out bosh

Nuggz 6 losses in a row what's happening ?

Just watched the heat pdx highlights what a play to get lma that shot, he shoulda had that one.

yeah i thought he was probably good in the moment, i think he lost sense of where exactly he was after the jump, or maybe just a brain-freeze that hitting glass isn't against the rules

Ersan Ilyasova has made 1 of his last 24 three point attempts

bosh hit three threes in the final 2 mins i was truly ahead of my time

wow https://twitter.com/DrLwyrIndnChf/status/417183339053727745

Ilh crumbles

bosh hit three threes in the final 2 mins i was truly ahead of my time

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, December 29, 2013 2:29 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This season Pau sitting prettier at 40% from 3pt with the impressive 4-10 sample size, truly the great shooting big of our time.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOko6Dn3yDk

to tie and send it into OT

onelegged3.gif

never works for me

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3778973/onelegged3.gif

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3778973/onelegged3.gif

That's incredible!