in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

Toronto owls is kinda nice tbf

Pelicans are browbeating the blazers, eh?

I expect AD is still a bit miffed that Lillard was the unanimous choice as ROY last year. He didn't get a single vote.

loooooool raptors

he missed like half the season tho xp

its funny cause their name was a rip of a popular at the time movie now theyre thinking go w a popular rapper for a redesign

the owls would be like a million percent improvement over the raptors tho

warm ups could be leather jogging pants

toronto popular rappers

omg black and gold toronto owls
have u seen owls IRL
fucking scary as shit
raptors are fukkin cartoons, extinct motherfuckers
in favore of the toronoto drake owls

toronto popular rappers

― Clay, Monday, December 30, 2013 10:01 PM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

timeless

dude, marion

http://i.imgur.com/orIt8.gif

i am not really cool w/ the pelicans scoreboard shorthand: NOP

NOPE

the word our our moment: "nope"

also every team should get a popular rapper to rebrand them this offseason, there can be a draft and everything

http://i.imgur.com/orIt8.gif

― 乒乓, Monday, December 30, 2013 9:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gtfo w that shit

If they change their name to the Owls then we'll have the Owls the Pelicans the Hawks

Also if anybody asks why they changed from the Raptors to the Owls you can just say "Well everybody knows birds evolved from dinosaurs didn't you watch Jurassic Park duh"

there are birds called raptors tho so they could keep the name and just be the bird kind instead

gtfo w that shit

― rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Monday, December 30, 2013 10:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/35Qxgty.gif

aaaaaaah

lmfao that gif

i am dying

that's great

wow horrible no-call on love there

tyreke w/ game winning j after lillard tied it w/ a 3

something really bad just happened to norris cole's face

lol the nuggs choose joel anthony to come off the bench to shoot cole's FTs -- he hits both. first FTs of the season for him. only the nuggets

what happened to cole?

mccollum supposed to debut in the next week btw

what happened to cole?

― Clay, Monday, December 30, 2013 10:39 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think they showed it on my broadcast, but they must have shown a replay on the jumbotron because the crowd gave a really uneasy "eughhhh" as he was walking off. my guess is that he ran face first into the base of the hoop, because lawson didn't touch him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asAJBPNd6gE

i bet a broken nose and maybe some teeth

ugh, poor kid

not watching that

that link isn't working for me but was my guess right?

yeah face plant off a fast break layup, i bet concussion too

he basically nosedived into the hardwood from a layup attempt, didn't have a chance to break his fall xp

yah concussion was my first thought

Knicks are now tied for the NBA's second worst record

^^ In a year where every other team back east is tanking as hard as they know how.

:)

in a year where the knicks made an offseason trade to compete with indy and miami

i love the knicks. they bring such joy to our lives

in a year where the knicks made an offseason trade to compete with indy and miami

― lag∞n, Monday, December 30, 2013 8:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

so weird that barnita guy hasn't worked out for them

haha o man hadn't seen capn jack on the court yet... dude gained hella weight

totally just sunk down on a layup attempt, like went vertically down instead of up and completely missed the rim off the backboard

suns are seriously the best

WAU that pass by bledsoe

cp3 having an off night

suns are seriously the best

― k3vin k., Monday, December 30, 2013 10:04 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink