in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

NOPE

the word our our moment: "nope"

also every team should get a popular rapper to rebrand them this offseason, there can be a draft and everything

http://i.imgur.com/orIt8.gif

― 乒乓, Monday, December 30, 2013 9:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gtfo w that shit

If they change their name to the Owls then we'll have the Owls the Pelicans the Hawks

Also if anybody asks why they changed from the Raptors to the Owls you can just say "Well everybody knows birds evolved from dinosaurs didn't you watch Jurassic Park duh"

there are birds called raptors tho so they could keep the name and just be the bird kind instead

gtfo w that shit

― rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Monday, December 30, 2013 10:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/35Qxgty.gif

aaaaaaah

lmfao that gif

i am dying

that's great

wow horrible no-call on love there

tyreke w/ game winning j after lillard tied it w/ a 3

something really bad just happened to norris cole's face

lol the nuggs choose joel anthony to come off the bench to shoot cole's FTs -- he hits both. first FTs of the season for him. only the nuggets

what happened to cole?

mccollum supposed to debut in the next week btw

what happened to cole?

― Clay, Monday, December 30, 2013 10:39 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think they showed it on my broadcast, but they must have shown a replay on the jumbotron because the crowd gave a really uneasy "eughhhh" as he was walking off. my guess is that he ran face first into the base of the hoop, because lawson didn't touch him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asAJBPNd6gE

i bet a broken nose and maybe some teeth

ugh, poor kid

not watching that

that link isn't working for me but was my guess right?

yeah face plant off a fast break layup, i bet concussion too

he basically nosedived into the hardwood from a layup attempt, didn't have a chance to break his fall xp

yah concussion was my first thought

Knicks are now tied for the NBA's second worst record

^^ In a year where every other team back east is tanking as hard as they know how.

:)

in a year where the knicks made an offseason trade to compete with indy and miami

i love the knicks. they bring such joy to our lives

in a year where the knicks made an offseason trade to compete with indy and miami

― lag∞n, Monday, December 30, 2013 8:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

so weird that barnita guy hasn't worked out for them

haha o man hadn't seen capn jack on the court yet... dude gained hella weight

totally just sunk down on a layup attempt, like went vertically down instead of up and completely missed the rim off the backboard

suns are seriously the best

WAU that pass by bledsoe

cp3 having an off night

suns are seriously the best

― k3vin k., Monday, December 30, 2013 10:04 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

blake got stuffed by frye in the post, def a new low for blake

Jazz now 9-7 with Burke and Williams starting

wow frye

man matt if you watched bobcats-jazz with all the sick games on tonight we really need to talk

haha respect tho if he did

haha no I didn't, I stat-watched it though

Dragic is kind of maraviching out there

The Clippers got booed literally 90 seconds into this game btw

was just gonna say I'm barely at half-time and he has like 5 highlights already, just carving out whatever he wants xp

haha they hope these clowns lose in the first round again

*I hope

super cool iced the game tonight with a 3 with 30 seconds left B-)

@billsimmons
If we're talking MVP candidates, the difference between LBJ/KD + everyone else is that LBJ/KD don't ever take nights off (like CP3 tonight).

this is BS tho, bron sleepwalks through games all the time these days, and paul's not taking tonight off, he's just not playing well. their game score distributions are almost identical

NB obv lebron is much better and should be MVP

so many highlights in this suns game