in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

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villanova that is

Spottie, Friday, 10 January 2014 05:32 (ten years ago) link

goye!

Spottie, Friday, 10 January 2014 05:32 (ten years ago) link

brandon got all the success and randy got all the cartilage, fair deal all-around

Clay, Friday, 10 January 2014 05:35 (ten years ago) link

innnnnnteresting results tonight!

2014 is proving even weirder than 2013

Spottie, Friday, 10 January 2014 05:42 (ten years ago) link

this is fucked up on a number of levels but also lol

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/knicks-bench-j-r--smith--but-nba-s-clown-prince-will-be-back-soon-enough-055612473.html

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 January 2014 06:21 (ten years ago) link

Damn!

polyphonic, Friday, 10 January 2014 06:30 (ten years ago) link

Woj dropping bombs!

Spottie, Friday, 10 January 2014 06:38 (ten years ago) link

soft, suburban jump shooter

mookieproof, Friday, 10 January 2014 06:54 (ten years ago) link

since suspending Miller the Nuggets have won 4 in a row by an average of 20 points

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 January 2014 07:00 (ten years ago) link

dov charney would fuck a 32 year old before he let that OKC jersey in his stores

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, January 10, 2014 11:57 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

Dying

, Friday, 10 January 2014 11:54 (ten years ago) link

lebron's jeans are always a little too fashiony for me, like if you're gonna wear jeans they should just be jeans imo

― Clay, Friday, January 10, 2014 1:22 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

Yeah Bron's jeans are very close, on the verge to being MJ jeans

, Friday, 10 January 2014 11:56 (ten years ago) link

aw that's harsh, lebron's jeans usually fit him and don't look like they have room for a second pair of legs.

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 January 2014 14:20 (ten years ago) link

yeah all about the fit

Spottie, Friday, 10 January 2014 14:40 (ten years ago) link

Bron is someone whose fashion game I respect overall - I think he raises the bar for the NBA

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 January 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link

Smith's always loved to play the part of a tough city kid, but truth be told, he's a soft, spoiled suburban jump-shooter.

:0

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 15:48 (ten years ago) link

shots fired

Spottie, Friday, 10 January 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link

Perhaps his greatest excess of idiocy had been a weekend of running a room service bill into the proximity of $3,000, a source with direct knowledge told Yahoo Sports. He kept ordering food, stacking piles of trays upon trays – "just to see if they would keep bringing it to the room," the source said.

this is rough

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 15:53 (ten years ago) link

woj is a hero for that article and knicks twitter being all "LEAVE JR ALOOOONE" are fucking idiots

k3vin k., Friday, 10 January 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link

lol knicks fans forever

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link

http://deadspin.com/kevin-durant-tweets-smoking-selfie-deletes-it-says-he-1498491019

― Clay, Friday, January 10, 2014 4:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Think Durant actually did get hacked

, Friday, 10 January 2014 16:13 (ten years ago) link

I'm all for benching JR Smith. I feel like there's a connection between dick moves like that and the larger fact of him not really playing up to his talent.

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 January 2014 16:50 (ten years ago) link

yeah hes a mess

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link

this is totally third hand but a friend of a friend went to high school with jr and said he is just so dumb like a bunch of rocks

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link

like the stupidest person shed ever met kind of dumb

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link

so it could be its just really hard for him to get it

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 17:04 (ten years ago) link

yeah he just seems really immature, even still

Spottie, Friday, 10 January 2014 17:10 (ten years ago) link

was looking for interviews with Smith, found this, which is kind of sweet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XabjXTNYY9c

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 January 2014 17:13 (ten years ago) link

it is kinda lol how everything/everyone piles on tho when someone is playing bad

Spottie, Friday, 10 January 2014 17:29 (ten years ago) link

ballin out really does solve everything for these guys, unfortunately

Spottie, Friday, 10 January 2014 17:30 (ten years ago) link

thats them job

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 17:30 (ten years ago) link

yeah IDK, I just see him as a dude who is super-talented but inconsistent and I guess I am reaching for explanations as to why

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 January 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link

his off-court stupidity does give an easy answer to that. this shoelace thing is nothing compared to his twitter crap

Nhex, Friday, 10 January 2014 17:46 (ten years ago) link

lol pelton did it w warp, brookyn is first barely but imo its a pretty meaningless analysis as warp has v little idea of defense or fit

Ranking teams by peak value
What if the players on every NBA roster were in their primes?
Updated: January 10, 2014, 12:36 PM ET
By Kevin Pelton | ESPN Insider

What if LeBron James and Kevin Garnett and all their teammates were in their primes? Who's better?
It started innocently enough with a tweet from Insider's Amin Elhassan: "If everyone on every roster were in their prime, would the Nets be the best team in the NBA?" It's a fun question, and one my wins above replacement rating (WARP) can help answer.

For every player, I found their "prime" season -- their best by WARP, including 2013-14 prorated to a full 82 games -- and took the top 12 players on each team as their score, since we don't really care about how good the very end of the bench was in its prime. Full rankings follow at the end, but let's count down the top 10.

10. Denver Nuggets (79.2 WARP)

Befitting their old reputation as star-less contenders, the Nuggets edge out the Houston Rockets and their duo of James Harden (15.1) and Dwight Howard (20.5) for the last spot in the top 10, despite not having a single All-Star on the roster. Andre Miller's spectacular 2001-02 season (15.8 WARP), one of the best ever by an All-Star snub, is one reason. Beyond that, Denver does have admirable depth, with 12 players who have posted at least 2.7 WARP in a season.

9. Oklahoma City Thunder (82.5 WARP)

The issue with using stats to answer the question is that they can't look forward as easily as they can backward. More than any other team, the Thunder are hurt by this limitation. In time, Reggie Jackson (4.7) and Jeremy Lamb (4.0) will surely exceed their current production, but for now, Oklahoma City's best "prime" player after the Kevin Durant (23.6) -- Russell Westbrook (16.4) -- Serge Ibaka (10.3) troika is Derek Fisher (5.5 WARP in 2005-06).

8. Detroit Pistons (84.4 WARP)

While the Pistons owe much of their lofty ranking to veteran Chauncey Billups, who is far from the prime that saw him post 18.2 WARP in 2005-06, this figure still reflects how disappointing Detroit has been this season. The Pistons' other four starters should be in or very near their prime, yet the team has lost its last six games by an average of nearly 18 points per game. Yikes.

7. New York Knicks (84.6 WARP)

In terms of All-NBA and All-Star appearances on the roster, the Knicks rank an impressive sixth. Too many of those belong to Amar'e Stoudemire (16.0 WARP in prime) and Metta World Peace (9.7), who have been rendered limited by knee injuries, making New York one of the best examples of a team that would have been far better five years ago.

6. Los Angeles Lakers (86.6 WARP)

You'll recall that the Lakers were a popular answer to this question a year ago, when their starting lineup had combined for an incredible 32 All-NBA appearances. Without Dwight Howard, World Peace and reserve Antawn Jamison, this year's roster is slightly less star-studded. And the Lakers' two most accomplished players, Kobe Bryant (20.4) and Steve Nash (17.8), have played six games apiece, making this exercise a total hypothetical.

5. Los Angeles Clippers (89.0 WARP)

Of the teams at the top of the list, the Clippers are closest to prime production. The exception is Jamison (10.3 WARP), now a below-replacement reserve. Aside from him, Jamal Crawford (7.6 WARP in 2003-04) is the only other key player more than five years removed from his best season by WARP. Stars Chris Paul (25.6) and Blake Griffin (13.1) are at or near the top of their games.

4. San Antonio Spurs (92.1 WARP)

The Spurs would surely welcome the chance to battle opponents with prime Tim Duncan (23.4 WARP), Manu Ginobili (15.4) and Tony Parker (10.3). However, they suffer by this method from not having any other All-Stars on the roster. Their fourth-best player in terms of prime production is actually Boris Diaw (7.5), thanks to his impressive 2005-06 season in Phoenix, though Kawhi Leonard (6.8) will surely eventually have something to say about that.

3. Dallas Mavericks (105.5 WARP)

Watching Dirk Nowitzki (19.7), Shawn Marion (19.2) and Vince Carter (16.5) in their primes with Rick Carlisle as their coach would have been incredibly entertaining. And don't forget that the Mavericks also get the benefit of an All-Star Devin Harris, from his 2008-09 season in New Jersey. A prime Dallas squad could score with anyone, though it would probably struggle at the defensive end of the floor.

The top two

That leaves us with the consensus top two teams left, who happen to face off Friday on ESPN ...

2. Miami Heat (124.9 WARP);

1. Brooklyn Nets (125.8 WARP)

If Friday's game was being contested by players in their primes (and, in the case of Brook Lopez, healthy), let's look at the rotations the two teams could throw out.

Prime Heat vs Nets
Player WARP Year Player WARP Year
Kevin Garnett 26.3 2004 LeBron James 26.9 2009
Andrei Kirilenko 19.9 2004 Dwyane Wade 23.8 2009
Paul Pierce 18.4 2002 Ray Allen 17.8 2001
Deron Williams 13.4 2010 Chris Bosh 12.4 2010
Jason Terry 12.7 2002 Rashard Lewis 11.1 2008
Brook Lopez 10.2 2013 Shane Battier 7.6 2006
Joe Johnson 9.1 2009 Chris Andersen 6.9 2009
Andray Blatche 6.5 2013 Mario Chalmers 6.1 2009

The Nets are slightly deeper, with six All-Stars -- not counting Jason Terry, who easily could have made it in his prime -- to Miami's five. And they have an MVP of their own in Kevin Garnett, who was not far off LeBron James' rarified air back in 2003-04. Lastly, Brooklyn benefits from Kirilenko's 2003-04 season. Since his game fell off shortly thereafter, it's easy to forget how good a young Kirilenko was. In 2003-04, he led a post-John Stockton/Karl Malone Utah team without another 1,000-point scorer to an improbable 42-40 record.

At the same time, Miami improves as well. Not only would Dwyane Wade's knee problems disappear, the Heat could throw out an All-NBA Ray Allen and an All-Star Rashard Lewis as part of a lethal smallball lineup that the Nets would struggle to defend with both Garnett and Lopez on the floor.

Back in reality, Brooklyn will be without Williams and Lopez tonight because of injuries, and Garnett, Kirilenko, Pierce and Terry will all be limited to some extent or another. That's the trouble with loading up on big names who are no longer near their primes. Injuries and minute restrictions can force a veteran team deep into its bench. The Nets thought they had that covered, but so far they've been unable to make up for Garnett's sudden decline and a season-ending injury to Lopez, one of their younger players.

If the story sounds familiar, it's because something similar happened to last season's Lakers, who would have ranked third on this list. That doesn't necessarily mean any "superteam" is destined to fail, especially if the stars are in their early 30s rather than their late 30s, but it does suggest caution is in order with veterans ... unless your general manager has a time machine that can put everyone in their prime.

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link

like the stupidest person shed ever met kind of dumb

― lag∞n, Friday, January 10, 2014 12:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so it could be its just really hard for him to get it

― lag∞n, Friday, January 10, 2014 12:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the shoelace thing -- doing it THREE times -- was really a lightbulb moment for me that no this guy just does not get it, he will never get it

k3vin k., Friday, 10 January 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link

i mean his response to that fine was "but i thought everyone thought it was funny!"

k3vin k., Friday, 10 January 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link

i thought it was funny

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 18:47 (ten years ago) link

Wait who was the third guy

, Friday, 10 January 2014 18:48 (ten years ago) link

It was definitely very funny

, Friday, 10 January 2014 18:48 (ten years ago) link

it was a little funny the first time but when he did it again it was like alright man cmon

k3vin k., Friday, 10 January 2014 18:51 (ten years ago) link

no that was the funny part

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 18:51 (ten years ago) link

i mean what did he think the endgame of that would be? he'd keep doing that every game, and people would keep finding it funny? that the league would never tell him to knock it off? he's just completely out of tune with reality

k3vin k., Friday, 10 January 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link

Repetition is one of the keys to humor. Repetition is one of th

, Friday, 10 January 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link

it's just an obvious cry for help

k3vin k., Friday, 10 January 2014 18:54 (ten years ago) link

Help somebody tie this man's shoes they're untied

, Friday, 10 January 2014 18:56 (ten years ago) link

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2014/1/9/5289050/indiana-pacers-paul-george-team-profile

this is worth a read

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 January 2014 18:56 (ten years ago) link

i wonder if that focus on home court advantage might not be a mistake, nba season is hella long and its easy to work too hard and burn out

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link

it definitely helped Miami last year though

Nhex, Friday, 10 January 2014 19:04 (ten years ago) link

yeah home court is great no doubt but you have to weigh what you sacrifice to get it, the pacers are going all out where miami is resting wade every other game and theyre only a game back so idk

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 19:06 (ten years ago) link

Evan Dunlap ‏@BQRMagic 1m
Which reminds me: if David West makes the All-Star team this year, the front will say EAST 30 and the back will say WEST 30

Evan Dunlap ‏@BQRMagic 1m
Brook Lopez's nickname is Brooklyn, meaning the front and back of his nickname jersey is BROOKLYN 11

lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 19:10 (ten years ago) link


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