in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

clips game is def not that interesting but blake is really on a roll lately

playing some sick defense right now too

curry sick cross to lazy missed scoop shot smh do a regular layup man

― lag∞n, Friday, January 10, 2014 11:18 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

srsly

deandre jordan airballed dunk alert btw

how do you even

tonights dude I don't remember ever hearing of before: Robert Sacre

cp3 looking v menswear tonight

nother jordan dunk whiff

pj carlisimo is the celtics color guy sometimes now and hes so much better than most local guys in the nba but its funny hes totally on the celtics team now referring to them as us and we and his entire history w the team is comprised of like 12 games commentating kinda weird

Sacres a rookie

he could literally be under directive to do that, i know the blazers media people get tons of calls from local idiots whenever the tv guys show any kind of admiration for other teams' players or admit a foul against portland was legitimately called xp

tonights dude I don't remember ever hearing of before: Robert Sacre

― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, January 11, 2014 4:38 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iirc Olynyk redshirted because he didn't want to compete with Sacre for minutes

yeah I figured it was just part of the job but its still kinda funny especially when every other guy theyve had my whole life has been the most hardcore lifers xp

tyson chandler gets many colds http://m.us.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702303393804579312793884513228

like during the orlando games the guys got into a little cul-de-sac of talking about how rad oladipo is for a minute or so and i was just like "oh man they're gonna get calls about this" which made me kinda sad about humanity for a second.

BG had 20 pts 8 rebs 3 stls 2 blks in the first half and didn't even try that hard in the second quarter

kelly olynyk is not pleasing to the eye

Curry bro make a shot

ha the clips up 41 with a quarter still to go

I thnk the Suns are a .500 team at best w/out bledsoe. Not sure they make it in now tbf.

altho not sure the extent of bleds knee yet, exploratory surgery so hopefully its just nothing crazy

http://stats.nba.com/playerStats.html?PlayerID=201599&SeasonType=Regular%20Season&groupFeedtype=splitsShooting&MeasureType=Base&PerMode=Totals

the way nba.com organizes its shooting splits is horrible, but it looks like deandre's missed 13 dunks this season including the 2 tonight. really fascinating subplot. he's 12 for 17 on "dunk shots", whatever that is

I don't think the nba stats site is user-friendly at all

yeah it's awful

i was looking for like league leaders in PER the other day and couldn't find it and decided i was dumb but yeah the layout kinda sucks feel like i need a walkthrough

the interactive box score thing could have been a real game changer i would probably spend like 3 hours there a day if only it was easy to use and fast

close one in oakland, 30 seconds left

lol warriors crew going nuts that they didn't could crash

didn't """FOUL"""

Steph!

Curry bro make a shot

― Spottie, Saturday, January 11, 2014 3:33 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there it is

we'll take it

warriors something like 15-16 games decided by 4 or less points

Couple notables from the night:

-Kendall Marshall watch: 16 and 10 assists in another big loss.
-Anthony Bennett dropped a one trillion.
-Rudy Gay watch: 22-10-5 on 8-13 shooting
-Blake Griffin did 33-12-4-4-2 in 30 minutes on 12-15 shooting
-Pacers blew out the Wiz despite 2-14 shooting night from PG and held the Wiz to 66 points the lowest team total this year

suns reporting that bled should return this season

PG had a fun line, something like 8-14-6-2

http://instagram.com/p/jBKvUQHcfl/ stephen curry game winner

humphries: "fuck!"

That rationale would make sense considering how much time Chandler makes for his children. The joy he gets out of family time is well known. He made a trip this year to the U.S. Open with his tennis-playing daughter and has devoted his rare free Sundays to his wife and kids, ages 3, 4 and 7.

<3

Chandler could just have a genetically bad immune system, IDK

late lols @ Kate Upton scrambling ILH for a bit.

Have to admit I liked the nickname jerseys way more than I thought I would.

http://i.imgur.com/RE1TbD7.jpg

Ha, finally got around to seeing all the JR Smith shoelace stuff; up until now I thought he was tying up his teammates shoes (?), thought idk sounds cute, why is this a problem.

Shoelace untying, water spilling, banner year for #VetTrix

4-6 weeks for Bledsoe. Removed meniscus. Bad move long term but he wants to get paid so idk.

oh no they took it out! terrible

don't you like need yr meniscus?

i guess you don't but you'll end up a semi-cripple like wade

*semi*, ha.

that guy is finished.

Haha notorious jvg and gray mamba! Excellent

Would totally buy a notorious jvg jersey except its a heat one maybe we should all chip in on one for j0rd or something

-Anthony Bennett dropped a one trillion.

― Spottie, Saturday, January 11, 2014 1:38 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You know who is super excited about this Bennett problem yup Austin Rivers