in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

Wait who's getting a ligament removed?

You mean the meniscus

yeah whatever it is

there's a fundamental difference b/w something getting repaired/replaced than removed all together

I think it was revealed that DWade had his menisci removed in college and that's why his knees are so fucked up now

But it was a glorious few years when he first entered the league

http://espn.go.com/nba/truehoop/miamiheat/story/_/id/9760169/dwyane-wade-miami-heat-regrets-having-meniscus-removed-college

I thought blake just broke his kneecap

i bet he does!

wonderin why meniscus missed us

The cavs are down 70-111 to the Kings

careful cavs, lebron is watching, evaluating.

72-116

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-qMQ8wU7rwWk/UtLX-jLAVmI/AAAAAAAAYxo/xTrSb_mEssQ/w426-h240/LeBron+Finger+Roll+Shot+Science.gif

ppl not voting bron mvp are fucking haterz

srayl, he should have two more bc dirk and drose are walking around w them, bet theyll give kd the award bc they wanna spread the wealth, totally clouding the fact that bron has running this league for years now shit

all awards shd just be canceled, theres one true award that thats the mfn ring, everything else is bs

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yeesh

no way i love awards just not award shows but i feel like there should be a pwn index where mark-ass betas like d rose never win mvp trophies just bc sports writers felt some type of way

what prompted this MVP rant

also tbf durant has a strong case this year imo

if theyre gonna carry on they shd at least rename it "the best player award" so sportswriters will stop thinking theyre clever

its late, im avoiding grading, im in awe of lebron, feel like i read a "kd is the true mvp bc shooting" piece recently

tbh i also feel like lebron already has a lot of mvps. kd isnt rose ..

someone said lebron pisses me off, and he pisses me too.

but its a completely diff than the way like, kobe bryant used to make me hate him

just cuz lebron has lots of mvps doesn't mean he isn't the mvp

like jordan should probably have ~ 11 mvps but he had a lot so they gave them to other people b/c variety is the spice of journalism

also, lebron isn't anything like kobe

yeah i know. but why nash has 2 and KG just one? bad management all the way

OTM, i dont give a fuck if kd saves a baby from a burning ford expedition in the middle of tornado season, as long as lebron is a shutdown defender and impossible to guard he's mvp

steve nash should have 0 mvps, fuck white joiurnalisst forever

i mean, kobe was a great defender. the way he coasted on d during his first title run and after the shaq trade.... just horrible. lebron is kinda doin that type of thing some nights, and i dont blame him (mostly on TOs tho)

shaq should probably have won both of those nash years to be real iirc

LeBron James ✔ @KingJames
"@thorpjoshua: @KingJames How do I get my baby to fall asleep?"(Put my performance in the 2011 Finals on! Night night immediately)

its probably lebron sense of humour what keeps him in my heart < 3

duncan should have 2 or more, but kidd deserved one. love the season they lost to spurs and duncan completely dominated them. iirc a quadruple double or close in game 2

omg kidd deserved none at all plz

duncan has 2, kidd is a mark-ass turkey who deserves nothing but misery, may his life be forever a repeat of duncan sonning him and his horrible ass nets team

lol : D

mvps i have witnessed in my life: jordan, shaq, duncan, kobe, bron, p much it

AI that one season

ai <<<< kidd plz

hakeem the years jordan was goofing off in the minor leagues i guess

ai <<<< kidd plz

heresy

right hakeem

ai <<<< kidd plz

― moullet, Sunday, January 12, 2014 11:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

GET RIGHT THE FUCK OUT MY LIFE

there is a statue in heaven of AI carved by a team of baller angles titled SAINT OF INTERMINABLE HUSTLE and it is AI dunking on five 7 foot demons

magic and bird legit mvps too

and nothing happened before 1980 or so, so that's it

i was too young for that shit /millenial

btw can someone invent internet that can only get on my gradebook cos im wasting hella time right now

Rudy Gay 8 for 12. He's only had a couple poor shooting nights since being traded.

mark-ass turkey who deserves nothing but misery, may his life be forever a repeat of duncan sonning him and his horrible ass nets team

XD