Real England

oh my lord

A REALLY. NICE. 70S. EVANS.

this guy is like a far-cheerier kindred spirit of dan wilson who had those amazing resonance fm shows and is so completely unknown by anyone else I fear I might have dreamt him entirely

his videos remind me of the early first person shoot-em-up games.

playing his escape from shopping centre game, went into a lift, doors closed, none of the buttons worked, now everything's gone dark except for the buttons and I'm scared

haha i just found that shopping centre it is fucking sinister

*centre game

he's definitely real, all the comments are from other members of the hitherto unknown-to-me lift enthusiast community. i love that he avoids filming people, instead he inhabits an eerily quiet england of hospitals, cash converters, vandalized lamp posts, ravenous wheelie bins, hybrid buses, impoverished councils, loading bays, plastic houses, overgrown model railways, tiny new-build housing estates, ceefax, abandoned equestrian centres, wigwags, air-conditioning units, violated geocaches, greenhouses & of course, lots of lifts, all investigated with curiosity (gleefully trespassing & even getting on top of at least one lift) & a sense of decency. he's invented this minecraftesque building simulator & there are a lot of videos of him silently wandering around his creations. he's used it to make a fictional town called coalham which he has filled w/ his beloved grotty buildings &, of course, a variety of lifts.

1654.666 seconds, this is like how it must feel when you win wolfenstein 3D. also surprisingly terrified

Fucking brilliant

I worry he's gonna get his head kicked in by Dark Times though

Since this video, this place has very sadly closed down. This video shows how the Trafalgar center was a few months before it closed with only a third of the shops open.

Note: Even though in this video I am talking about how grotty this place is, I never wanted it to have closed down. I really like grotty places like this because they are fun! (and part of the fun is to comment on how grotty they are!). I really enjoy exploring places like this. When places like this are either closed down or cleaned up, it is a real loss. grotty places have lots of character, and finding and exploring these places is far more fun than going to some organised tourist attraction.

Beno if you ever stumble across this thread, you're doing incredible work. please come and join us.

brb just off to video a promenade down St George's Walk, Croydon

"Skyscraperism", what a great neologism.

Ha, wait, I misread Beno. It's actually 'skyscrapersim'.

Still, skyscraperism!

Just saw this. Best thing ever. Vewy gwotty.

had his voice in my head all day. important work.

The definitive map of the medway
http://i.imgur.com/5vp8nkn.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_45s5qqKfts

was Interceptor real england?

sorry, I meant to post that to this thread

The Interceptor

Projected map of the Medway in 20 years time

http://www.roze.co.uk/ekmps/shops/rozepetal/images/c205f%5Bekm%5D300x300%5Bekm%5D.gif

Wales but pretty Real IMO
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-east-wales-25823177

Police were called to a discount store to calm angry shoppers chasing 50p bargains in a closing down sale.

The 99p Stores in Wrexham was temporarily closed after crowds of shoppers flocked to a half-price sale which was advertised until 28 January.

However, many became angry and refused to leave when staff put prices back up to the full 99p price.

it wld be sad if this fine thread was reduced to "rolling proles". equating poverty w/ realness is I guess a british classic but one we cld at least be self-conscious about

not sure that was my conscious intent with posting that article, but point taken

angry petty selfishness
thin-eyed silent disapproval
monomaniacal zenophobia
post-empire post-industrial wasteland

xp things often get more distinctive/idiosyncratic when there's less money involved so I think it's a line the thread is always going to be wavering around

it wld be sad if this fine thread was reduced to "rolling proles". equating poverty w/ realness is I guess a british classic but one we cld at least be self-conscious about

― ogmor, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 13:32 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that seems more like a late capitalism after the fall tale which might have happened in athens or budapest or buenos aires

hegemonic types the world over probably like to pine for the imagined reassuring solidity of a simple life but i think british working class self-mythologized realness is as unique & particular as the industrial revolution & related biz.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/policeman-ian-johnson-who-gave-6508180

Policeman who gave fugitive a lift cleared of corruption, but still faces sack
15 Jan 2014 06:00
A jury took less that two hours to find Pc Ian Johnson not guilty of misconduct in a public office.

http://i2.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article6499841.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/VCP_MEN_100114IanJohnson_0_2_7225489-6499841.jpg

Pc Johnson, who remains suspended from duty, is facing a disciplinary hearing and could be sacked.

The officer helped a dangerous criminal evade capture by driving him home while colleagues were still trying to trace him. He picked up a man suspected of carrying out two assaults in a pub in Hyde in Manchester , before giving him a lift home without telling colleagues, jurors were told.

But the officer said he failed to arrest the burly ‘animal’ only because he was scared for his life. Pc Johnson, a father of a nine-year-old daughter with 15 years in the police, was one of the officers who responded to reports of two assaults at The Albion pub in Hyde town centre.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/firemen-rescue-tortoise-wythenshawe-flat-6640477

http://apiln.blogspot.co.uk/

EXCELLENT

have always enjoyed the sad face losers pull in local news stories about losers

this could also have gone in my local councillors thread

that King of Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite story from the local newspaper photo blog is excellent:

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/video-britains-most-tattooed-man-6657436

Body Art, a Lib Dem activist, has spent more than £25,000 covering 90 per cent of his skin in tattoos, including the whites of his eyeballs

the Lib Dem activist bit has just made me lol quite hard

now i'm struggling to contextualize it

has this been posted here? russian tourist goes on a scenic tour of london:

http://translate.google.ru/translate?sl=ru&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=ru&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Ffishki.net%2F1244228-drugaja-storona-londona.html&act=url

"Inside trading of junk."

"that such may be london"

truly it takes this man from a faraway land to show us our true selves

Pretty sure that market is same one from grotty places video

Local. Represent, as it is now all happy if he was black. But he is an ordinary Briton with his pants down.

Every city has its Biryulevo

Real talk.

this evening in Manchester

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1888761_10153815316660716_1537600903_n.jpg

Racism of Russian internet commentariat slightly more clinical in flavour than their British counterparts

Ha few things more real than on the day v card transactions

Yes, in London there is a beautiful home, but on the whole it davolnotaki dull town

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-26440468

Lot of real in this story, the Che Guevarra notebook with swastikas and edl stuff drawn on, the asperger's diagnosis, guy in a midlands market town obsessed with weaponry, the unfocussed anger against the 'powerful and corrupt' degenerating due to a total lack of political awareness into the usual buh buh buh 2 menny muslims and their sharia law bollocks.

a would be school shooter using a crossbow wld be pretty english. i wonder if the english are more prone than other nationalities to getting obsessed w/ this sort of thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsbp4w-4E68

which feels related to mb more universal shit like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjOIWVjwSBU

which has a thanatotic quality mb associated w/ ppl used to 6 hours of sunlight a day

no fairminded english yeoman would use a crossbow for their fantasy volkist massacre when they could probably find a dozen replica agincourt longbows on amazon markeplace