Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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>>intrigued<<

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:21 (ten years ago) link

have you shagged ariane yet?

charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

egg lettuce chicken

Aimless, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

Tim Sowerby

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:26 (ten years ago) link

that's real?

― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, January 9, 2014 9:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― pplains, Thursday, January 9, 2014 9:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link

Seems like a really awesome way to get your ass kicked is by cheating some pool players out of $500 by wearing fancy sci-fi glasses.

pplains, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link

"what do you think of these glasses"
"cool"
[voice analyzer: >>lying<<]

hang son doong (am0n), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:45 (ten years ago) link

Twilight Zone where Burgess Meredith breaks his glasses, has to spend life alone not knowing if his salad has eggs in it.

pplains, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:49 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Mg8qbw7.png

pplains, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link

lol pplains

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link

wait so did those glasses put on that dude's clothes for him or

latebloomer, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:27 (ten years ago) link

When you wear the glasses and look at yourself through them they make it look like you have clothes on

Dude was actually naked for the entire video

, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:28 (ten years ago) link

the future is a crazy place

latebloomer, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:33 (ten years ago) link

NuClothes by Emperor Technologies

latebloomer, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:34 (ten years ago) link

he actually never left his apartment he just stayed at home and masturbated

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:43 (ten years ago) link

funny there's only one pair of superpower-bestowing glasses in that whole city and nobody even guesses he might be wearing them, thereby allowing him to make out like a bandit, instead of the other pool players breaking a cue over his head or the cute bartender sneering at his knowing her astrological sign.

Aimless, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:46 (ten years ago) link

So the special wireframe effect on his car....I guess we're to take it that the glasses have just augmented a really convertible on top of whatever piece of junk he usually drives?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 01:21 (ten years ago) link

lol i was going to put in a request for that exact gif yesterday

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link

I want to see the part where it analyzes his turd

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link

"Egg, Lettuce, Chicken"

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link

Quick Fact: Gemini

andrew m., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link

wanna believe this is how that scene went down on his face
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/239212/slide_239212_1236819_free.jpg

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:38 (ten years ago) link

Laughed along with Noel today, couldn't help it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNqyjZcleI

andrew m., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link

That's highlights from Noel G commenting on old Oasis videos btw.

andrew m., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/0QH3Hau.jpg

"No! No! Wrong setting! Perp Setting! Perp Setting!"

pplains, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:34 (ten years ago) link

lol pp

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:35 (ten years ago) link

I'm into these glasses, gr8080. Thank you for bringing them to my attn.

pplains, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:36 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/9r4jfhq.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link

*slow clap*

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9GU4P-1AWI

pplains, Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link

lol dat back arch

diamonddave85‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link

what's with all of these hip brooklyn animals farting all the time

Karl Malone, Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link

Holy shit

xps

He angrily grabbed my eyeglass, and tried to pull it off my head. The eyeglass is permanently attached and does not come off my skull without special tools.

I tried to calm him down and I showed him the letter from my doctor and the documentation I had brought with me.

Je55e, Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/EDBr2Re.png

, Friday, 24 January 2014 07:22 (ten years ago) link

Life in Russia

http://i.imgur.com/LjlPKqK.jpg

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 24 January 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link

surely terry richardson has already done a whole magazine feature predicated on that conceit

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 January 2014 19:11 (ten years ago) link

whats the source on that? google search just truns up 1000 unfunny humor sites

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 24 January 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link

iirc that picture was shown to be a photoshop (saw it on r*ddit some time ago)

diamonddave85‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ (diamonddave85), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link

haaa when i posted my inquiry itt i think i thought i was in the famous photographer thread smdh

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link

http://opexobo-3yebo.ru/uploads/posts/2008-10/1224786961_luga_1.jpg

pplains, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:12 (ten years ago) link

that is prime sleuthing

goole, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link

i was looking for the original model pic, tbqh.

pplains, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

W. Clement Stone

goole, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

You can photoshop reflections? Amazing

badg, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:51 (ten years ago) link

shops can be pretty sophisticated nowadays, takes a real pro to spot one

just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/lake.jpg

^totally fake

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:54 (ten years ago) link

yep. the lake is fake! not there in the og mountains

just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link

ive been to dog mountain, it is a pekingese not a pug

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link


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