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I figure SF or Indy is where Martin will end up.

earlnash, Sunday, 16 February 2014 06:33 (ten years ago) link

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/13/reports-michael-lombardi-to-join-patriots-front-office/

lol @ how this dude fails upward

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, February 13, 2014 8:16 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lombardi actually did a good job with the Browns I think. Remember he was only there what, 9 months? And he pulled off that Trent Richardson robbery.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 16 February 2014 09:27 (ten years ago) link

yeah apparently the owner fired them cuz he's pissed they didn't hire schiano. new coach maybe shouldn't buy a house.

balls, Sunday, 16 February 2014 15:35 (ten years ago) link

Tony Gonzalez in, Dan Marino and Shannon Sharpe out at CBS

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link

Cowher and Esiason could stand to go too, imo. Hell, get rid of James Brown while you're at it. They're the lamest NFL panel on gameday, and I'm including Fox.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link

i'm taking this weird delight in marino getting fired

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link

haha. why?

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 18:34 (ten years ago) link

Because he's a goofball?

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 18:40 (ten years ago) link

he's soon to be a goofball executive for the dolphins, which will surely solve the organization's credibility problems!

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 18:45 (ten years ago) link

idk, i just don't like the guy. that video where he gets all pissy on the set of the football show was hilarious to me.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 18:59 (ten years ago) link

wasn't he already a goofball dolphins exec for like five minutes?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 19:10 (ten years ago) link

almost nine minutes, thank you very much.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link

Laces out, Marino!!!

polyphonic, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link

hey, lol, the local sun-sports cable channel is currently showing a favorable dolphins special on mike pouncey.

timely!

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 00:33 (ten years ago) link

I'd be curious to hear if there is anything remotely redeeming about Mike Pouncey.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:53 (ten years ago) link

his name makes me think of energetic kittens?

sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link

i'll allow it

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:23 (ten years ago) link

mmmmmaybe they were just drunk?

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:31 (ten years ago) link

so the dolphins flew to indianapolis as part of a team or nfl function. they took the coaching staff with them, including kevin o'neill, who's been on the staff for 18 years and was apparently hostile with wells during the investigation (o'neill abruptly cut-off the interview, for one thing). then, this happened:

Chris Kouffman ‏@ckparrot -- So the Dolphins flew Kevin O'Neill to Indy and had him give a talk to fellow trainers, interrupted the talk to summon him for his dismissal.

_________________________________

Chris Kouffman ‏@ckparrot -- This is after O'Neill had been with the franchise for 18 years, mind you. This organization has zero class. None.

stay classy, miami dolphins.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 20 February 2014 03:05 (ten years ago) link

not cooperating with wells was also not classy tbf

call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 February 2014 03:06 (ten years ago) link

top-to-bottom, dolphins are just the best.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 20 February 2014 04:23 (ten years ago) link

stay classy, miami dolphins.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, February 19, 2014 10:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The guy deserved the humiliation. They canned the O-line coach, i hope it was just as embarrassing for him.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 20 February 2014 17:05 (ten years ago) link

So the cops are saying there's actual video of Ray Rice punching his fiancee. I don't need to see it. The fact that he's on video punching his fiancee is all I need to say FUCK THAT DUDE FOREVER.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 February 2014 06:42 (ten years ago) link

yup

Spottie, Friday, 21 February 2014 06:52 (ten years ago) link

jesus fuck. suspend the hell out of him. the first video was bad enough and yea, I do not need to see this one.

but I just read that his fiancée's lawyer is "certain neither party committed a crime" - is she not wanting to press charges any more?

Neanderthal, Friday, 21 February 2014 07:10 (ten years ago) link

Absolutely shocked at the lack of media attention this story is getting.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 21 February 2014 12:12 (ten years ago) link

Ah fuck

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 February 2014 15:13 (ten years ago) link

...that guy

Spottie, Friday, 21 February 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link

Ray Rice will be welcomed back to the Ravens with open arms, yet the presence of Michael Sam will be a "distraction".

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, 21 February 2014 15:44 (ten years ago) link

very video game-y

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 February 2014 16:45 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, because what was wrong with that emblem was that it was too small.

Feelin' that chrome hardware on the front, though.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 February 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link

has the Bucs logo always had a football in it and I just never noticed because it wasn't ENORMOUS

sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Friday, 21 February 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link

This version has, yes.

They had an opportunity to bring Bucco Bruce out of retirement and they passed. FU BUCS

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 February 2014 16:50 (ten years ago) link

that helmet is kinda awesome

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 February 2014 16:51 (ten years ago) link

i never noticed the third cutlass holding the flag.

brownie, Friday, 21 February 2014 16:51 (ten years ago) link

missed opportunity to replace the skull with b. bruce

brownie, Friday, 21 February 2014 16:52 (ten years ago) link

w/ a football between his teeth

sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Friday, 21 February 2014 16:52 (ten years ago) link

that helmet is kinda awesome

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, February 21, 2014

that helmet is extra awesome. all helmets should be so fierce.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:16 (ten years ago) link

Looks like the wrong guy got it - Sidney Rice is getting released

frogbs, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:42 (ten years ago) link

I feel bad for Sidney. He just couldn't stay healthy for a whole season...ever.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link

the helmet itself is bad-ass, I wish every NFL helmet could double as a mirrorball

I'm just mad that my brain no longer edits out terrible design elements like that football

sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Friday, 21 February 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link

the football serves no purpose on that helmet. it just adds an unnecessary color. move the Bucs to LA

brownie, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:58 (ten years ago) link

OTOH it would be kind of hilarious if the NFL mandated that every helmet design had to incorporate a football

sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Friday, 21 February 2014 17:59 (ten years ago) link

also, replace the superfluous third cutlass with a flagpole

brownie, Friday, 21 February 2014 18:00 (ten years ago) link

there is a very real danger that without the football on the helmet the players would be mistaken for actual pirates.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 February 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link

I'm not mad at the third cutlass, at least it's on theme

xp: lol

sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Friday, 21 February 2014 18:02 (ten years ago) link

fuck that replace the football with two cutlasses side by side to make a football shape
with little cutlass laces
and cutlasses on the cutlasses
CUTLASS

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 February 2014 18:02 (ten years ago) link


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