shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

Campbell said he spent $30,000 of the Kickstarter money to print 2,000 copies of the 200-page hardback book and then spent more money to include a dead wasp inside of each book.

Sorry to hear that u failed to print stick figures on paper and put them in the mail, guy

this is the best because the only losers in this story are people that would pay money for a book of webcomics

He's probably mentally ill tbh; and he did deliver 700 books to people. Obviously lost his mind

yeah, i'm def sad for dude's mental health, but good luck getting me to find a modicum of empathy for people who gave some dude $35 for a book of stick figures

must... refrain... from... hipster... puppy... book... comment...

ahahha

uhh i've been following this guy's comics for like five years now. he's very good at what he does and has a history of deep trolling. iirc he previously claimed that he just pretends to be depressed for the $$$ etc

sounds like denial, depression is not a good money maker

Women: Hot Guys Don’t Drive Mail Trucks
http://cdn.govexec.com/media/img/upload/2014/02/18/021814mailtrucksGE/medium.jpg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2579884/Perrie-Edwards-mums-fury-Holby-City-story-line-deranged-fan-plots-decapitate-singer-rusty-chainsaw-obsession-1Ds-Zayn-Malik.html

publish-books-burn-them-alley

xpost looks more like a daily mash article

apologies for two Mail links in a row but this is great

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1545560_653608554700595_73441332_n.png

lol what the fucking fuck

ws time distortion pill

Ellie Lolzwhatthefuckingfuck

futuristic techniques in torture is pretty much exactly what we should expect from the mail adding its new profile as a tech-forward news enterprise to its traditional profile

Correctional policy ideas from a 12-year-old boy

"New Technology To Extend Criminal Suffering Until The Nightmares Stop And We Can Finally Live A Normal Life After What That Bastard Did And Not Have To Look Over Our Shoulder When Doing Something As Mundane As Going To Get Groceries Or Even Go Outside For That Manner"

Fans time vasectomies for NCAA tourney

"If you are going to be laid up on the couch for a few days, you might as well get (a vasectomy) done when there is some great college basketball on TV," said Mike LaSalle, a 40-year-old father of two who had a vasectomy Friday. "You had all the conference championship games over the weekend and the NCAA tourney starts this week."

makes sense

Courtney Love claims to have found missing Malaysian Airlines plane http://nme.assets.ipccdn.co.uk/themes/default/static_images/buy_ticket_button_green.jpg

BUY TICKETS!

excellent

Mad Men's Creator: Don Draper Represents American Society

lmao

Georgia lawmakers pass controversial ‘guns everywhere’ bill

don't know if this 100% fits the thread, but it's a very embarrassing profile that might as well be called "Adam Driver: Why Is He So Hot?"

http://www.bkmag.com/2014/03/03/a-man-among-girls-adam-driver/

Tattoo of gun leads to SWAT standoff

wha?

http://i872.photobucket.com/albums/ab286/pstlpkr/josephstalin.jpg

i'm guessing it's related to this - http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/maine-man-sparks-police-standoff-gun-tattoo-stomach-article-1.1726889

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1726887.1395251294!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/gun-tattoo.jpg

what a dumb fucking tattoo

what a dumb fucking tattoo

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lol sometimes my clipboard refuses to copy the right thing, yes it's that story

it's probably wrong to say "someone that stupid deserves to be shot" but...

some of his other tattoos are even dumber.

http://blog.caranddriver.com/puppy-potential-volkswagen-teams-with-rspca-to-teach-dogs-to-drive

Posted April 1

DEA Chief: Please, Think Of The Dogs Before You Legalize Pot

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/02/dogs-marijuana-pets_n_5078556.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

xp - article notes it was an april fools joke played on the magazine editors (FR5T APR number plate etc.), but being a regular C/D reader am rather sure it's not their joke on the readers. Good Onionesque headline in any case.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/10745630/Pakistani-9-month-old-baby-accused-of-attempted-murder.html

but mostly sad

https://roadtrippers.com/blog/harvard-discovers-three-of-its-library-books-are-bound-in-human-flesh

Of course, if this was from The Onion, the three books would be Fifty Shades of Grey, Kenny Loggins' autobiography, and Jimmy Carter's Revolutionary War novel.

Not my discovery, but:

Parrot put on Prozac after being left in garage for three years after repeating screaming name of owner's dead wife

^after repeatedly screaming

aw. parrots are easily mentally damaged things.

yeah that's a horribly sad story

I don't know about this "owning a pet with a longer lifespan than you that also mimics the English language."

christ that bird looks horrifying

You should see Sarah these days.

Laboratory-grown vaginas implanted in patients

I've been wondering what Cronenberg was up to.