THOSE FUCKING ENGLAND FLAGS!

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as a geographic reference, you can't beat the Cyprus flag.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:43 (nineteen years ago) link

more animals on flags please

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:46 (nineteen years ago) link

doesn't the California flag have a bear on it?

chris (chris), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Flags make me angry

Okaaaaayyyyy....

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Coventry coat of arms to thread!

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:48 (nineteen years ago) link

That California flag in full:

http://www.vistech.net/users/rsturge/calflag1.gif

As you can see by the red star and the logo, we are also an independent country and Communist.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, the Cov shield is great for a cornucopia of animals - what I was initially thinking of was Warwickshire's:

http://www.warwickshire.gov.uk/Web/Graphics/graphics.nsf/graphics/Warwickshire+Coat+of+arms/$file/coatofarms.jpg

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:49 (nineteen years ago) link

is the Libyan flag still just a green base with nothing on it?

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:50 (nineteen years ago) link

The bear looks like he's dancing with the tree trunk.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:50 (nineteen years ago) link

it is officially known as a ragged staff...hence the Bear & Ragged Staff pub name - there are pubs of this name in Romsey, Hants and Cumnor, Oxon.

The Coventry coat of arms *should* feature Lady Godiva.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 14 June 2004 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm basically with Dog Latin on this. Flags make me angry - they just seem to reek of ignorance and act as carte blanche for acts of ugly xenophobia in our country's namer.

They also make for great weapons

ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:13 (nineteen years ago) link

"the day I take pride in my country is the day the people who are so fucking proud of it stop making me feel ashamed to live here."

I love you dog latin, for summing up my general state of mind over the last few weeks in ways that I never could.

England's youth are the equivalent to other countries doddering old war veterans, especially when football is involved.

Oliver Pyper (stickthrower), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:35 (nineteen years ago) link

What are their vets like?

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

The American flag is a design travesty! At least the English one shows some simplicity and restraint. I mean, not to be thinnist, but would you rather be faced with overweight nationalists or overweight nationalists in giant, red, horizontal stripes.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:49 (nineteen years ago) link

'End Tyranny' and 'No War' does not compute.

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:52 (nineteen years ago) link

imagine that without this hippie bs

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link

"preserving liberty" and "save trees" does not compute either. what about my liberty to cut trees? what if one day i decided that cutting down trees would make me happy??

happiness, more or less, it's about cutting trees, something in my liberty.

oh my my!

ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:56 (nineteen years ago) link

We had to practise some spectacular self-editing in the pub last night. One of our party has the last name French. In all the time I have known him we've generally called him French, Frenchie, Frenchwise, Frenchbloke etc. I think he probablt had to wear an England shirt in self-defence.

Anna (Anna), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:56 (nineteen years ago) link

he should change his lastname to Freedom

ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Ken, the right to swing your axe ends where the other man's branch begins.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:08 (nineteen years ago) link

The line for me is a simple positive/negative one. Pride in your country = positive. Hating other countries = negative. The absolute worst thing about football, for me, is picking a team to hate and I know *so* many people who do it. It's not part of the fun, it's not what sport should be about.

I called a French player a name last night. It was Willy Spagbol.

Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Ken, the right to swing your axe ends where the other man's branch begins.

does that include wooden legs?

ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:16 (nineteen years ago) link

as Sagnol came on someone in the pub shouted "Come On Willy!" jokingly to some mirth. my follow up "Come On Jimmy!" was met with indifference.

i'm really happy when Germany lose. i don't like to see them succeed. nor Brazil. only because it feels predictable and i long for hierarchal change. nothing against the nation, it's people or it's customs - quite the opposite in fact.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link

You want them to lose because you love them?

Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:00 (nineteen years ago) link

tough love

ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

no i want them to lose because they usually win, that's all. this would apply to any team (i hate when Man U win the league), the only exceptions perhaps being Celtic (a 'lesser of two evil horses' thing, not that i'm saying Celtic or Rangers are evil) and England (moot anyway because they never win shit)

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

but celtic win loads more than rangers nowadays...

ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't know any evil horses...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link

that's why they're our fwiends.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:21 (nineteen years ago) link

exactly ken, and i only wish the best for the Bhoys. but come on the Dutch eh?!

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link

a live horse is an evil horse

chris (chris), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link

i should perhaps rephrase that considering i'm talking to ken. how was New York btw?

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link

a live horse is an evil horse

but still a tasty one right?

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link

it's not tasty till it's dead

chris (chris), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:24 (nineteen years ago) link

what kind of menko would try to eat it while it was still alive?

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

A hyena

Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link

The first footie thread I've ever been interested in reading. Because this is aspect of football that concerns me most. It is symbolic warfare. Of course it's going to lead to jingoism and then Nationalism. Organised symbolic conflict which is supposed to take the place of actual organised conflict becomes a justification and excuse for disorganised actual conflict.

Blaming sport for jingoism and nationalism is like blaming religion for war, there's the assumption that the jingoism would'nt find another outlet if football, cricket, rugby or whatever had never existed.

Kate, have you ever been to an international match? Did you see the English fans walking up and down the stands in the last World Cup carrying Japanese and Korean children on their shoulders? Have you watched the buildup to a big match and seen footage of both sets of fans mingling amicably in the streets and bars beforehand? Have you seen the hordes of fans getting colorfully dressed up and using the event as an excuse for a massive party? Chances are you haven't - you'd rather do pretty much anything else.

Of course there's been crowd trouble and hooliganism and riots in the past, unfortunately there will be in the future, but these events are in the minority, and its hardly the 1980s all over again. What you're doing is targeting this massive area and going "its ritualised warfare, its all divisive and evil and wrong" when sport can be as much a unifying factor as a divisive one. Look at the lineup in the average Premiership fixture and see how many people of how many nationalities are inspiriring such adoration from the fans.

What you're doing is like blaming the whole of 60s rock music for the violence at Altamont. I'm not saying you should have any interest in football, but you're letting your distaste for the subject colour your whole perception of something of which you are largely, if not entirely, ignorant.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Cannabis leads to heroin....niet comrade

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Most hoolies are cunts who latch onto the game as an excuse for a fight - if there was no football, they'd latch onto something else as an excuse for a fight.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Matt is OTFM

chris (chris), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

FLAG, n.
A colored rag borne above troops and hoisted on forts and ships. It appears to serve the same purpose as certain signs that one sees and vacant lots in London -- "Rubbish may be shot here."
Ambrose Bierce

Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

For gods sake, Matt, no I haven't been to a football match in person. But I've been in pubs where people are watching international matches. (I've made the mistake twice of being out during an England-Germany match) and what I've witnessed was just plain sickening.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

i will say tho that i did the attitude in the pub i was in to be somewhat ugly at times. i can't quite put my finger on it but let's say certain kinds of people wearing certain garments can be quite intimidating. but it was also exhilirating and intoxicating, as it is actually being there watching events unfold dramatically with a big bunch of people. and there was much laughter as well as anger and despair. all part of the package that is the football coin.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

if there was no football, they'd latch onto something else as an excuse for a fight.

The ice dancing hooligans are a fearsome bunch.

Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

i personally do not like to hurl abuse at the opposing players. i was quiet for most of the first half but after a few drinks loosened up and was shouting out more - "Come on!", "Go on Stevie!" etc. and actually pointing towards areas of the pitch where a player was free or an incident had occurred. the guy sat next to me was someone i vaguely knew, a Kosovan immigrant who was supporting England and being very optimistic and accurate with his observations in general (tho he did predict England would win 2-0...close but no cigar).

stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Well yes Kate, I've seen some pretty ugly stuff in pubs showing the football but this is Britain, where a good proportion of the country has just gone and voted UKIP on a wave of xenophobia and, egged on by the press, would like to see every asylum seeker drummed out of the country. These are exactly the same people you saw in the pub and its never nice to see such ugly characteristics coming to the surface but it would be a mistake to claim its 'legitimised'.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I've also seen immense outbursts of joy and good-natured banter while watching football in pubs. Just two weeks ago we watched the England-Japan game in a pub where maybe 40% of the people watching the game were Japanese and there wasn't a hint of animosity.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I said "justification and excuse" if you would be so kind as to not put words in my mouth. It is both symptomatic and causal, the two phenomenons are closely linked.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, apologies for that, I misread your above post.

If you said "there's still far too much of this kind of behaviour in football and it should be stamped out - these attitudes, and the way in which the game deals with it, have to change" I would have agreed with you. Its still unfair to use it as a stick to beat the whole game with, especially as football has done as much, if not more, to counter racism than it has to foster it.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link

bump

lots of tiny flags in hammersmith, strung tightly from lamp post to lamp post.

one of the post-v1* houses a couple of roads over has a couple of large ones and some bunting.

park flagpost, not yet.

(* there's a gap in a terrace filled with two obviously cheaply-built blocks. graffiti in the plaster work is dated 1945)

koogs, Wednesday, 3 May 2023 09:53 (eleven months ago) link

ten months pass...

you had one job...

koogs, Monday, 25 March 2024 10:10 (one month ago) link


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