mong summer dream (now featuring added winter, also spring)

stay at the Casino in Hobart. It is delightfully a bit shit

my brother & his wife stayed at the pavillions at MONA for their mini honeymoon...hoooly shit that place is the busineszz

spkn of MONA, R got an offer to play an g1g at dark MOFO this yr all xpenses paid, the lucky cnt.

mona is fantastic. i would really like to go and live in hobart for a while, maybe long, maybe short, i wouldn't know that until i was there.

Me and some mates always joked of this long term retirement plan of buying a large block in tassie and setting up a sort of goth pensioners commune in our dotage.

anyone got a thaaaang on for the weekend

churning out the hits, not much esle iirc

was up til 2am drinkin gins so feeling slightly rough innit

i feel dat, knocked back a few steamrails late on

still golden this morning tho!

i blame the lateness to bed rather than the gin for the seedyness tbqh

gonna intently watch cyclone coverage live for the next 35½ hours

Prob churnin out the hits misses myself this w/e tbh, tho have been invited to a "do" at "Irenes Warehouse" tomoz for some "album launch" of some band I know nthn about, Rerbot is supporting em in his prog psych metal drone outfit the Casuist.

Dunno wether 2 go or not.

bollox, forgot my strikethru haha.

And yeah whats the haps with this cyclone? One of my friends is in Cairns rn and kind of freaking out.

it's 265km north of Cairns ran

said album launching band you know nothing about contains one of the biggest douches in australian music, no mean feat

impressive!

http://i.giflike.com/D3ut0vV_dg.gif

Yeahhh

I'll find a couple more for ya

http://i.giflike.com/6n5UEmO_dg.gif

then

http://i.giflike.com/L0dHoZc_dg.gif

what's that smell

http://i.giflike.com/bQJG0kx_dg.gif

amazing scenes

i like to think that bro's name is actually 'chord looper'

The hell did I just watch.

the wonders of http://www.roland.com/products/en/exp/D_BEAM.html

OH! I thought they were just doing some bizarre pretend air-keyborading.

prob shoulda won trivia last nite:

couldn't remember miles franklin as author of 'my brilliant career' (fucking killed me at the time, still is)
got ignored on bjorn borg famous face pic
didn't know 'tallica song in music round so only got half-point for that
misheard 'you can't hurry love' as supremes versh (it was phil) <- biggest mistake, lucky to only lose half-point

how was the b!g p3t3 experience

big, though not as big as it could have been

needs embiggening

doomulent

maybe needs to get an inflatable... pyramid's been done, hexagon perhaps??

inflatable parallelogram

http://www.theage.com.au/business/national-business/artisan-products-a-drag-on-productivity-20140429-zr157.html

whack a debt tax on artisan products

i always cut my mouth on dench bread so fuck em

When is the budget? I need to celebrate it with a DeBortoli wine cask, a tasty block and shoving a hall's hoist up joe hockey's smug backside

Tuesday 13th

What freaks me out is the productivity commissions compete misunderstanding of the econometric definition of productivity. If all we had to do to be economically productive was create the most number of things we should all get into cockroach and rock farming.

Good to see the Age has expanded its cultural trolling portfolio to include multigrain bread, bike lanes could use some help

lol

lol at username

I'm a little squiffy so generally at peace with Australia but why the fuck are there adverts for a blackface comedy show all over town.

Which one?

Jonah from Tonga

here is the greatest praise that can be expressed for Jonah From Tonga: at least it's not the single by S.Mouse

it really sucks when you wait 2+ years for a band you love to release an album and when they put out the lead single it has the worst fucking drum sound you have ever heard in your life

i can see why it took so long, it takes a special talent, hard work and lots of critical listening to make a snare drum sound this appalling

Oh that thing yeah. I dunno how Chris Lillie gets away with some of the characters he creates, frankly.

far out i'd forgotten the s.mouse 'joint'

prob for the best

I dont think I'd ever seen that before. Thats appalling.