2014 regular season chatter

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poly what are your thoughts on the rizzo/cashner trade? kinda interesting to look at in hindsight

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 31 March 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link

hahahaha that dog

surfbort memes get played out, totally (k3vin k.), Monday, 31 March 2014 16:53 (ten years ago) link

smdh pirates and cubs both wearing alternates on opening day

mookieproof, Monday, 31 March 2014 17:24 (ten years ago) link

"Written in the Stars" on repeat all day. So hyped.

Evan R, Monday, 31 March 2014 17:30 (ten years ago) link

poly what are your thoughts on the rizzo/cashner trade? kinda interesting to look at in hindsight

Cashner seems like he could become a workhorse. His velocity is great, but as a pitcher he's still figuring some stuff out.

Rizzo was atrocious in his one season with the Padres, so I'm glad the result of the trade was a legit major league player and not a bag of balls and two PTBNL's.

polyphonic, Monday, 31 March 2014 18:13 (ten years ago) link

Braun's first AB is gonna be a home run, calling it now

frogbs, Monday, 31 March 2014 18:20 (ten years ago) link

nope

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 31 March 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link

so f disappointed

frogbs, Monday, 31 March 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link

retconning every one of braun's 211 home runs as weak popups to LF (strds)

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 31 March 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link

tanner scheppers got j-roll'd

bnw, Monday, 31 March 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link

j-roll's hr trot: 25 seconds

mookieproof, Monday, 31 March 2014 18:48 (ten years ago) link

Ryan Braun gets a standing ovation from the Milwaukee fans after returning from 65-game suspension

burn milwaukee to the ground imo

polyphonic, Monday, 31 March 2014 18:49 (ten years ago) link

jp arencibia just drew a walk off cliff lee

mookieproof, Monday, 31 March 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link

yeah how dare Milwaukee cheer for its star baseball player, for shame

frogbs, Monday, 31 March 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link

yeah for real; he's all we got cut us a break

Evan R, Monday, 31 March 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link

this rangers-phillies game might go on for a while

mookieproof, Monday, 31 March 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link

@SarahSpain
I had a feeling #Brewers fans were idiots, but a standing ovation for Lyin' Ryan Braun is a whole new level of stupidity.

Sweet Christ it's going to be a long season

Evan R, Monday, 31 March 2014 19:34 (ten years ago) link

difference between "cheering for a guy" and "standing ovation" come on

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 31 March 2014 19:42 (ten years ago) link

Interleague on Opening Day still made me do a double take

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 March 2014 19:49 (ten years ago) link

Thank you for telling us the exact right amount we should be cheering for him. I was afraid we were supposed to root against him, but now I know we can cheer, if only in polite moderation.

Evan R, Monday, 31 March 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link

way to get it dude

standing ovation in this case is loaded, most people probably standing up to say "we support you in your recovery from this awful strd infliction you've inflicted on yourself we got yr back" but it's not hard to read it as "hey you got boned we always had your back selig did 9/11"

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 31 March 2014 19:53 (ten years ago) link

lol not a single Brewer fan I know things Braun is innocent. we're just glad to have him back. keep in mind this team hadn't made the playoffs for TWENTY SIX YEARS at one point.

frogbs, Monday, 31 March 2014 20:09 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, overwhelming consensus is that Braun is a lying douchebag largely responsible for the hell the team endured last season. But you can understand why fans don't like being ridiculed as backwoods hicks because they're excited to have the star player the team's entire future hinges on back in the lineup after an ugly long absence.

Evan R, Monday, 31 March 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link

I don't really think Milwaukee should be burned to the ground fwiw

polyphonic, Monday, 31 March 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link

hahaha phew!

Evan R, Monday, 31 March 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link

successful video challenge by nl manager of the year clint hurdle

mookieproof, Monday, 31 March 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link

they should at least have the organ player jam out while we wait

brimstead, Monday, 31 March 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link

otm. This graphic is pretty damn cool though

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkFNpMsCMAAwkpa.jpg

Evan R, Monday, 31 March 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link

don't really get the outrage at milwaukee fans. sad franchise loses star player, fans are happy to have him back

surfbort memes get played out, totally (k3vin k.), Monday, 31 March 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link

a study in contrasts - listening to the cardinals announcers stupidly shittalk about joey votto taking walks, interrupted by yadi making an incredible head's up play to start a double play

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 March 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link

NESN announcers are getting on my nerves.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 31 March 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link

i haven't heard ANY baseball announcer say anything intelligent about joey votto/walks/obp

votto would look like a mad genius if he had anyone behind him to protect him/drive him in

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 March 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link

don't really get the outrage at milwaukee fans. sad franchise loses star player, fans are happy to have him back

I don't care about steroids that much, but Braun brought the sample collector Dino Laurenzi down with him. That puts him in a class with guys like Lance Armstrong imo. Not merely a cheater, but fucking with other people to hide your lie.

polyphonic, Monday, 31 March 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link

"GLOBE LIFE PARK in Arlington"?

Andy K, Monday, 31 March 2014 21:26 (ten years ago) link

jesus don baylor

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 02:11 (ten years ago) link

cubs have signed joel pineiro to a minor league contract

he's 35, hasn't pitched in the majors since 2011, and isn't even left-handed

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 19:06 (ten years ago) link

i forgot that joel pineiro existed

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 19:06 (ten years ago) link

yanquis dfa eduardo nunez lol

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link

Jeetz takes one on the hand to start/nearly end the season

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link

aw man, that's the hand he would use to wave during his infinite series of goodbye ovations this year, poor guy

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 23:21 (ten years ago) link

wd've been sweet if Ellsbury had broken an ankle on Tal's Hill there

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 23:23 (ten years ago) link

I LIKE THESE YANKEES

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link

which oldschool analyst is going to have a stroke watching defensive shifts?

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 23:30 (ten years ago) link

Brian McCann hits CLEANUP for the Yankees?!

polyphonic, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 23:35 (ten years ago) link

rays reportedly locking up chris archer for cheap-ish

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 14:22 (ten years ago) link

scherzer all over the place, first and third with one out, billy butler hits a 3-0 pitch into a 6-4-3 #royals

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link

Cool box score so far in ATL/MIL game

@ActuallyMattC (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:12 (ten years ago) link

said box score, in the top of the 7th, continues to be cool

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:50 (ten years ago) link

now only half cool

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link

things just became half as cool

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link

altuve sitting himself to secure the batting title. so lame

k3vin k., Sunday, 28 September 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link

supposedly he wants to play and the team is sitting him, but i don't think anyone's buying that

k3vin k., Sunday, 28 September 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

he's starting

polyphonic, Sunday, 28 September 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

aha!

k3vin k., Sunday, 28 September 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link

3 games tomorrow would be so fun

johnny crunch, Sunday, 28 September 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link

Aoki: designated first-inning sac bunter. Escobar: designated stranded runner.

Andy K, Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link

Cole and Cueto are *dealing* in Cinci.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

PIT 1 - CIN 1, bottom of the 8th, runner on 3rd, 1 out. WHY IS CUETO BEING ALLOWED TO HIT

Karl Malone, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link

reds announcers: "he needs to get his #20"

jesus fucking christ

Karl Malone, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link

he got an rbi single.

i should be a manager

Karl Malone, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

And he was removed for a pinch runner!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link

i think the reds didn't realize that he if a pinch hitter put the reds ahead, Cueto would still be line for the sacred, holy, Win

Karl Malone, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

Waiting for the inevitable Jayson Stark column about pitchers who got a win and a game winning RBI in the same game.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 28 September 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link

just thankful i don't have to care about the cardinals offense for a day ._.

bnw, Sunday, 28 September 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link

god texas sucks

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 28 September 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link

Astros Jose Altuve (2014) joins Ty Cobb (1911, 1912, 1917) as the only players in MLB history with 225+ H, 55+ XBH, & 55+ SB in a season.

not bad

polyphonic, Sunday, 28 September 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link

HOFer

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 28 September 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link

Waiting for the inevitable Jayson Stark column about pitchers who got a win and a game winning RBI in the same game.

gonna need at least 6000 words for this one

Karl Malone, Sunday, 28 September 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link

justin morneau is the rockies' ninth batting champion

mookieproof, Monday, 29 September 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link

and is anyone outside of Denver impressed?

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 September 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link

His adjusted OPS at home and on the road are identical, and his home/road OBP's are almost the same too. His doubles on the road turned into homers at Coors, but otherwise he was the same hitter no matter where he played.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 29 September 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link

local tv ratings/audience size

the astros averaged 8,000 viewers per game; the next lowest was the marlins at 27,000

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link

that has to do with their cable deal or smth right? i think not many people actually have the ability to watch those games

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link

hitting coaches dropping like flies as general managers need to be seen doing ~something~

mookieproof, Friday, 10 October 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link

does this go here idk i guess it might be appreciated http://www.clickhole.com/article/wow-scientists-taught-baseball-manager-rudimentary-1223

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 23 October 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link


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