HBO adaptation of Game of Thrones - will this be just for nerds? (NO SPOILERS PLEASE)

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Tommen will be king, Cersei regent, and Tywin will be the hand and actual most powerful person in King's landing.

Dust, Monday, 14 April 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link

Much as he was anyway.

Dust, Monday, 14 April 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link

shae's accent is so annoying + she's still the worst actor on the show.

Think this might be more down to the character than the actress. Sibel Kekilli was amazing in Gegen die Wand.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Monday, 14 April 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

maybe, but she does painfully bad line readings

Mordy , Monday, 14 April 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

Carice van Houten is amazing too but she's never done much for me as whatsername

Simon H., Monday, 14 April 2014 20:51 (ten years ago) link

one of the better wedding gigs for sigur ros

enjoyed them cutting from theon's pained face to tyrion sausage feast

and of course

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e007d069ca80a25f4a047e721b046d37/tumblr_n41braofxM1sing4bo3_250.gif

nashwan, Monday, 14 April 2014 21:37 (ten years ago) link

Haha, I didn't catch that!

an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 14 April 2014 21:41 (ten years ago) link

lol I didn't see that either

Why wasn't Littlefinger in the episode?

― Evan, Monday, April 14, 2014 7:50 PM (2 hours ago)

Could be wrong, but I think he's in the Vale sorting out an alliance with Lyssa Arryn.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 14 April 2014 22:43 (ten years ago) link

I loved the first bit of the wedding, it was like watching a game of pool with grandma tyrell setting up a chain reaction among the guests - an antagonistic vibe being passed from person to person which made the events of the second half totally ambiguous. my money was on cersei as the killer, but the more i think about it the less i'm sure. either way, sanza is going to be in deep shinola if she stays or leaves.

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 11:36 (ten years ago) link

Cersei?? What made you think that?

Evan, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 13:26 (ten years ago) link

Because she's one of the last people who would be suspected; because she hates his wife to be; because she kind of hates him too. There was something about the last scene, I got the feeling she was playing up the grief and pointing the finger 'LOOK WHAT YOU'VE ALL DONE TO YOUR KING' etc. Then again there were a few brief shots of Tywin in there looking a bit sketchy(?)

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 13:30 (ten years ago) link

I get that- though I don't remember the last time they focused on her being conflicted by his shitty behavior.

For the last number of episodes she's been nothing but amused by his antics.

Evan, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 13:58 (ten years ago) link

One person I watched it with thought Cersei too because of her line about feeding the leftovers to the dogs instead of the poor people, but I don't think that was anything other than her cruelly channeling her evil frustrations.

Re-watching it they *really* hold on Grandma Diana Rigg saying something like "I can't imagine something so horrible as someone dying at a wedding" as she strokes Sansa's hair knowingly...

Walter Galt, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:41 (ten years ago) link

More like "What kind of monster would kill a man at a wedding?"

HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Evan, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link

she's my second favourite in the offings, have to say.

But I think she's slyer than that. Actively doing anything herself doesn't seem like her style. I think she manipulated it so that someone else poisoned Joffrey. Did we hear or see anyone pick up a poisonous substance earlier in the show?

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link

One person I watched it with thought Cersei too because of her line about feeding the leftovers to the dogs instead of the poor people, but I don't think that was anything other than her cruelly channeling her evil frustrations.

She said this because she hates Margaery

, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:53 (ten years ago) link

Watch Rigg's hands carefully when she's talking to Sansa.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link

this is gonna get dissected at length (and undoubtedly is crazy old news in the books) but did tyrion give blond hitler wine from his own jug? was someone trying to poison tyrion and it backfired?

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 15:09 (ten years ago) link

Virtually everyone sitting round that table had more of a motive than Cersei.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 15:41 (ten years ago) link

Her main motive would be to concentrate her power on the throne but if she was going to kill him she would probably have done so before he went and got married and therefore put another queen in the way.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link

wow all this time and I didn't recognize Diana Rigg wtf

i loved that the only ppl who seemed to care about joffrey's death were his biological parents

Mordy , Tuesday, 15 April 2014 15:54 (ten years ago) link

sounds like a real whodunit!

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 16:28 (ten years ago) link

let's all cool off and get some ice cream

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 16:28 (ten years ago) link

i kept thinking joffrey was going to cleave tyrion in half with his fancy new sword every time he made him kneel/bow whatever

so relieved that the little fucker is dead

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link

wow all this time and I didn't recognize Diana Rigg wtf

To be fair she's been wearing a full-on head-tent in every scene she's been in

Walter Galt, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:08 (ten years ago) link

lol head tent

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:08 (ten years ago) link

I was worried about that too. I think they were intentionally teasing us to think that might happen with all the mentions of the sword in the ep.

xposts

Evan, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link

the sword should have magically flew out of joffrey's hands and beheaded him

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link

flown, even

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link

so obv tywin is still in control, the little brother is the technical king, but is margery queen? or is cersei queen-regent still?

i could see a million reasons to kill joffrey for pretty much anyone but it seems like if cersei is queen when joffrey dies, why did they tyrells wait until the marriage was official? or was it even official if they didn't consumate it?

hug niceman (psychgawsple), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link

unrelated, but I noticed with some amusment that margery's wedding dress was the least booby thing she's worn in the entire show

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:13 (ten years ago) link

don't want to distract from that perfect snot/blood rivulet draining out of joffrey's head

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link

"perfect snot/blood rivulet"... may have to consider a new username

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:23 (ten years ago) link

that was one of the truly great tv deaths imo

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:24 (ten years ago) link

is this one of those murder mysteries where i get dinner

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:27 (ten years ago) link

I don't understand how literally anyone watching this would think Joffrey was killed by one of his own family. Regardless of how evil/insane he is, the fact remains that he's their evil/insane guy and everyone else has to suffer him. Killing him in a safe venue at the height of his power doesn't gain the Lannisters anything. It makes them look vulnerable.

gyac, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:43 (ten years ago) link

Tommen stands to gain, he prob. did it.

reddening, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link

well this blond kid claiming to be tommen is clearly not tommen from the last season, so if he has disposed of and replaced the original tommen, it is not hard to believe he would similarly remove his only obstacle to the throne

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:53 (ten years ago) link

it's clearly the sigur ros guy

hug niceman (psychgawsple), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:56 (ten years ago) link

lol i am 100% pro changing everything so sigur ros become major characters

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link

New Tommen fed original Tommen to his kittens.

gyac, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

entire season just jaime chasing after those sneaky icelandic villains

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

When someone shouted "stormbringer" to name the sword, surely that was a Moorcock/Elric reference? I can't recall the other suggested names.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

and we learn the national was killed off-screen

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:08 (ten years ago) link

Tommen: Have the Rolling Stones killed.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link

Matt Berninger's head on a pike next episode, iirc.

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link

When someone shouted "stormbringer" to name the sword, surely that was a Moorcock/Elric reference? I can't recall the other suggested names.

I (of course) lol'd at this too, seemed unusually meta. I did wonder if the other names were from other fantasy series.

Let's not forget Ned Stark. He had the most motive, and his alibi is a little too perfect.

jmm, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link


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