Actress Katie Holmes watches from a window of Castello Odescalchi as her fiance Tom Cruise arrives for their wedding in the Italian lakeside town of Bracciano

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Or that.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:23 (ten years ago) link

It's because tall women are fucking hot, duh.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 12:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

occam's razor strikes again

― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:12 (ten years ago) link

Why is he compelled to marry them, though?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link

maybe the church of scientology prefers to recruit tall women

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:33 (ten years ago) link

taller women are better able to handle the trillion year long contracts you have to sign to join the sea org

― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link

Someone has to be able to reach the cereal boxes

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link

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