mong summer dream (now featuring added winter, also spring)

When is the budget? I need to celebrate it with a DeBortoli wine cask, a tasty block and shoving a hall's hoist up joe hockey's smug backside

Tuesday 13th

What freaks me out is the productivity commissions compete misunderstanding of the econometric definition of productivity. If all we had to do to be economically productive was create the most number of things we should all get into cockroach and rock farming.

Good to see the Age has expanded its cultural trolling portfolio to include multigrain bread, bike lanes could use some help

lol

lol at username

I'm a little squiffy so generally at peace with Australia but why the fuck are there adverts for a blackface comedy show all over town.

Which one?

Jonah from Tonga

here is the greatest praise that can be expressed for Jonah From Tonga: at least it's not the single by S.Mouse

it really sucks when you wait 2+ years for a band you love to release an album and when they put out the lead single it has the worst fucking drum sound you have ever heard in your life

i can see why it took so long, it takes a special talent, hard work and lots of critical listening to make a snare drum sound this appalling

Oh that thing yeah. I dunno how Chris Lillie gets away with some of the characters he creates, frankly.

far out i'd forgotten the s.mouse 'joint'

prob for the best

I dont think I'd ever seen that before. Thats appalling.

Wau @ that Lowtide drum sound; really enjoyed them live when they were over our way playing w/The Golden Awesome (at Camp A Low Hum?).

omg. they would have been better off sampling my snare from early TSA recordings even.

haw

tempted to just drop a sample in for my own personal listening copy

WE INVENTED THE REACCEPTABLE MIX

far out i'd forgotten the s.mouse 'joint'

that reminded that once happened

fucken hell

as cuntfest 2014 looms my thoughts are with all the mongs including autumn almanac wherever he may be.

this is the end. armageddon. no future.

― without you, my anus is insane (electricsound), Friday, August 16, 2013 10:45 AM (8 months ago)

Yeah this ain't gonna be pretty. And on that note if anyone fuckin liveblogs every 5 mins of the damn budget on FB I'm gonna hide their profile into NEXT WEEK.

billions going into medical research that millions of you won't be to afford the co-payment to benefit from.

better roads you can't afford to drive on.

we will concretely hurt your children now so they don't hypothetically get hurt later on.

We had a poor family locally that we used to tease CP's they were poor we said they sold their house to pay the mortgage and they sold their telly to buy a VCR well now its 2014 and nobody has a VCR and everyone only wishes that the house would sell and only wishes that that would cover anything like the mortgage but regardless of that I'd say they're still sore about it goes to show you that inclusivity is bunk

16,500 public servants to be laid off and no dole for the first six months for unemployed people under 30.

"we might find a cure for alzheimer's or cancer, how good would that be?" beamed the treasurer.

i figure he must have both

i hope his wallet gets lifted by one of this great nation's non-leaners.

any fool who fell for costello's 'have one for mum, one for dad and one for the country' exhortation will be feeling like a broke mug tonight.

seriously this is fucked and even if you look it at from an unpassionate viewpoint, this is mostly fucked

gonna be driving on sweet roads, however

gonna be walking on sweet roads, you won't be able to afford a car

So they want medical research to cure cancer which means people live longer despite the fact they dont WANT people living longer because pensions so all these ppl will live to 100 with no job and no pension and wtf then.

Also am I being overly paranoid or does anyone think it's *weird* that theyve pulled all this money from welfare and health and education but punped a ton into - of all things - medical research!? What on earth are they anticipating? A zombie plague?

i figure "medical research" is a euphemism for trying to find a way to criminalise abortion again

honestly wouldn't bat an eyelid if someone crept in and slaughtered all these dogs while they slept - it's not like they show any compassion, no need to offer any in return

yeah ditto tbh.

The biggest nerve of them is defeding their fucking salaries, PM actually said "even politicians are doing their bit" to that pensioner who tore him a new one this morning on TV. He has a nerve saying that to someones face on national TV. The only good of this is the're destroying their position as a party.

Its just a pity the ALP are such wet blankets theyre doing fucking nothing about it.

The ALP is just as scared of Rinehart and co as the Liberals are, so don't expect anything there.

doing the dishes last night with Hockey doing his speech on telly at the other end of the house, and I could actually HEAR his erection from that distance

Dude, I just ate my lunch >_<

maybe CLIEV is our only hope

having fun with clive palmer on stage

can't believe i didn't pick fucken 'tubular bells' at trivia last night

i doubt i could hum it

bong-bong-didlle-iddle-iddle-bong-bong

was sitting there saying to everybody, "oh this is some pretentious prog bullshit, aaaargh what is it!"

snagged everything else cept the artist for 'duelling banjos', alas we finished mid-pack

i am in the prog chapter on my history of pop book as we speak

mike oldfield may have been featured

they should make prog pogs