Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

Lol, cankles posted this oldie but goodie last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td-KKmcYtrM

doing cross examinations was pretty fun from what i remember. there you can pull out all sorts of fun tricks to trip people up. depositions look miserable as hell. sometimes i wonder if I should finally practice law, if it's not already too late.

According to partners I work with, you also don't always ask the questions you really want to ask because there's too much risk it will give them a chance to give testimony that cuts against you, which is really frustrating.

the only people I ever cross examined were idiots, so I'm sure that helped. one lady decided to tell this really long story that made the defense look amazing, except that she was talking about a totally unrelated event. so I just let her rattle on for about 5 minutes before dropping that bomb, and the judge totally lost it on her.

yeah part of the problem is that we're always facing super-educated, super-well-coached corporate dudes. (I've never taken one btw, only second chaired a lot of them)

and I'm also talking about administrative court, so it wasn't tightly regulated or as high-stakes. I hope it isn't too late to get back into law, I haven't had anything to do with it since I graduated in '11 and it was far more enjoyable than what I'm doing now. grass is greener, I guess.

that old lawyer fight is great

Roy D. Mercer, J.D., M.B.A.

lol

in love with supa hot fire. how have i never seen that before

also i cant believe that's john ennis in the photocopier sketch. he looks really different from his mr. show days

ah so that is him. thought it might be.

http://i.imgur.com/OJ41xuU.jpg

:D

more like >:D

http://i.imgur.com/PDIXeBR.jpg

loool @ kanye

that guy on the left is doing the shocker all wrong imo

http://twitpic.com/e2xgwd

such nascar

http://i.imgur.com/7ccO9TE.gif

lol one of my dogs is like that, i'll toss him a treat and it'll just hit him in the face and he'll just look at me like 'hey thanks for throwing it at my face, great way to give somebody food. asshole.'

http://i.imgur.com/FwUFlud.jpg

:(

Yeah I thought about posting this to the kind of lol mostly sad thread

As a way to atone

http://i.imgur.com/3Nkw2v5.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OlczFx7.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEgtNSBa4Zk

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-3O73bjDs4RU/U15oHRuTSHI/AAAAAAAAMTE/XHBN0aYAIs0/google-doctors-that-remove-microchips.jpg

http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1012567_10203752656883041_3106393726721308251_n.jpg

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and feedin you and feedin you

http://issuehawk.com/igor/2014/05/05/anti-gay-republican-outed-as-former-drag-queen.html

Wiles wrote “I’d like to apologize to everyone because, unlike the currently appointed NC Senator in District 31, I made mistakes. My job was embarrassing – I had to have a job!"

Oct 28, 1998

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggHWRpsMEmk

the washington free beacon is some wingnut shit but that's pretty funny

http://i.imgur.com/1TUaJrk.png

http://24.media.tumblr.com/0e37155cabeaf51e47fb585c00bc5239/tumblr_n4m1xwyeUU1sqimnwo1_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdf8nmA6Q21qzocx4o1_1280.jpg

And finally,

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/y/h/A/i/r/d/white-rectangle-hi.png

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/y/h/A/i/r/d/white-rectangle-hi.png

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/y/h/A/i/r/d/white-rectangle-hi.png

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/y/h/A/i/r/d/white-rectangle-hi.png

http://37.media.tumblr.com/4488ca555624ca44d70459a251cc51e8/tumblr_mu8xzeZY9x1qbrtsbo1_1280.jpg

you sir, had a productive day

The house was quiet.

omg

shouldn't be funny but kind of is:
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10261956_10154109006945576_6801126343037329970_n.jpg

pp how long did you google "scared kid"

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10345848_453635081448967_3433250107035362786_n.jpg

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/tyrese-is-hip-hops-first-billionaire/

omg the perplexed comments on the Grantland piece really make it special

http://i.imgur.com/0rAkT3o.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBJU9ndpH1Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juoz02XgqaE

hey ron / hey billy is my college life in a nutshell