Disguise or no, it was no secret he was the big guest everyone had been waiting for
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:13 (ten years ago) link
I cannot stop cracking up at that entire thing. I think if Macklemore had shown up in blackface, that blog post would have said something about him going a little heavy on the spray tan.
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:15 (ten years ago) link
It's like a Justin Bieber fan trying to explain how there came to be a picture of Bieber passed out in a prostitute's bed in Brazil
― 龜, Monday, 19 May 2014 14:16 (ten years ago) link
really shocking that Macklemore fans in the town that race-baited Big Freedia at a Postal Service concert don't understand the nuances of stereotypes
― grindie cindy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, May 19, 2014 9:52 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
possibly my favorite usage of the word "nuance" in 2014
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, May 19, 2014 9:55 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark
hehehehehehehehe
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:16 (ten years ago) link
lmao @ Surprise Surprise, Macklemore in Disguise
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:21 (ten years ago) link
Boy the author of the blog post better not be that guy at the Pop Conference who was the fragile flower/unreconstructed rockist who asked Sharon Jones about overproduced music or whatever it was.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 May 2014 14:23 (ten years ago) link
This is one of those weird situations where you think something is so transparently offensive and career-threatening that it can't have been done on purpose but so specific and calculated that it can't have been done unintentionally. It's genuinely astonishing.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:23 (ten years ago) link
yet his belt was impeccable
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:25 (ten years ago) link
His beard, trimmed just so.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 May 2014 14:26 (ten years ago) link
This is one of those weird situations where you think something is so transparently offensive and career-threatening that it can't have been done on purpose but so specific and calculated that it can't have been done unintentionally
I was thinking along these lines and wondering if he'd somehow pissed off his costume designer or something
― soref, Monday, 19 May 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link
This is one of those weird situations where you think something is so transparently offensive and career-threatening that it can't have been done on purpose but so specific and calculated that it can't have been done unintentionally. It's genuinely astonishing.― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Monday, May 19, 2014 10:23 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Monday, May 19, 2014 10:23 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is basically my feeling about every pop music/racism controversy of the last couple of years.
― how's life, Monday, 19 May 2014 14:38 (ten years ago) link
I was thinking along these lines and wondering if he'd somehow pissed off his costume designer or something― soref, Monday, May 19, 2014 9:33 AM (38 minutes ago)
― soref, Monday, May 19, 2014 9:33 AM (38 minutes ago)
i like this theory, as improbable as it is
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link
OTOH lol Seth Rogan: https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/statuses/468132181517152257
stopping now
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, May 19, 2014 9:43 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ahhhhhhhhh too good
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link
Dressed in all blue except my rosh hashannah shoes, those are white Draped in a talis, shiksa standing next to me Probably shoulda washed this, smells like the rebbe's sheets, schvitz But shit, it was 99 cents, I'm a cheap Jew, I'm copping it Bout to go and get some compliments, passing up on those yarmulkes
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link
now was that really necessary
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 19 May 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link
it's ok I'm a hella good Jewish homie
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link
not up to speed, is this bad cultural appropriation?
― the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 May 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link
wtfhttp://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Macklemore-says-costume-wasn-t-about-Jews-5489427.php
― Οὖτις, Monday, 19 May 2014 18:40 (ten years ago) link
oh I see we're here already. sorry.
wait, is the original "Thrift Shop" as completely rhyme-averse as Hurting's rewrite (obv I'm not looking up the lyrics because fuck that)
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 18:44 (ten years ago) link
nah I fudge it pretty bad
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 18:47 (ten years ago) link
djp i would like to think you'd enjoy this link:
http://www.businessinsider.com/kidz-bop-thrift-shop-2013-6
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 19 May 2014 18:49 (ten years ago) link
are we having a poll on how many days he'll go with an aggressive "i done nothing man, people are just looking to be offended" stance before the inevitable weepy capitulation and begging for forgiveness?
― the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 May 2014 18:51 (ten years ago) link
you would be right to think that:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-kidz-bop-version-of-macklemores-thrift-shop-is-the-worstAmazingly, as horrible as this is, it's more charming than the original― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Monday, July 8, 2013 10:44 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Amazingly, as horrible as this is, it's more charming than the original
― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Monday, July 8, 2013 10:44 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link
I'm not even really offended. He'd have to be much less of a dumbshit to have the ability to offend me.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link
it's more of a smdh moment
ha
xposts to djp
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 19 May 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link
When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay,'Cause I could draw, my uncle was, and I kept my room straight.
step back for a second. how did anyone take this seriously, ever
― goole, Monday, 19 May 2014 19:10 (ten years ago) link
so his room was straight and he was gay
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 May 2014 19:14 (ten years ago) link
When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay,'Cause I could draw...http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4432919/dick-drawing-obsession-o.gif
― grindie cindy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 19 May 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link
Macklemore verses are definitely frighteningly short on functional endrhymes, DJP, yes
― ςὖτιe (some dude), Monday, 19 May 2014 19:49 (ten years ago) link
why was he in jewface idgi
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 May 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link
fully willing to believe he had no clue, guy seems like a dimwit
― goole, Monday, 19 May 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link
If Katy Perry had done it, she would have at least said something about how Yentl inspired her so much as a child.
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
also fully willing to believe he knew and thought it would be, like, hilarious, because same
xp
― goole, Monday, 19 May 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
did he make any reference to the costume at all during the performance or anything
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 May 2014 19:53 (ten years ago) link
I don't see this doing serious damage to his career. No matter how many times he shames black folks or splains to queers or dresses in jewface, white people still gonna be here for him.
― The Reverend, Monday, 19 May 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link
none of the individual pieces of his costume taken separately would be cause for alarm but you put em all together and just... why dude
― Οὖτις, Monday, 19 May 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link
and yeah I doubt this will hurt his career one iota
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, May 19, 2014 12:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haaaaaaaa
xp exactly
"Barbra, Can You Dress Me?"
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 May 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link
feel like hell prob fade from huge superstardom with his next album for musical reasons but will have a long career w his core audience that was paying the bills before thrift shop
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 May 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link
this tweet makes it seem like he made a bar mitzvah joke but it's ambiguous https://twitter.com/lynnjacobson/statuses/467517278968225792
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link
wish i could believe that, my guess is he has 2-3 albums of serious stardom left, followed by 10-15 years of filling venues of a respectable size.
― intheblanks, Monday, 19 May 2014 20:02 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, there are still some topics for him to handle in a totally hamfisted way that stupid people eat up as profundity.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 May 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link
idk his music is pretty generic dance pop all his hits have other people singing the hooks, I'm skeptical of him as a irl pop star, agreed that being a gross self righteous kale smoothie of a man wont hurt him tho, big part of the draw in fact
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 May 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link
Yeah I kind of already felt like he had overshot his star potential
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link
um obviously the joke is that jews are cheap and therefore love thrift shops
nb i don't really care but that was the song he was singing while wearing his prosthetic nose, right?
― Mordy, Monday, 19 May 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link
yikes if so
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 19 May 2014 20:12 (ten years ago) link