Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

OH!

It occurs to me that maybe he thought it was WORLD'S FASTEST CAT

World's fastest cat? Oh I know him

ZZ Top appear in the novel as a group of Texan socialists searching through a sporting goods store for leotards. They're in the company of a friend, the wrestler Hulk Hogan. A conversation develops at the leotard rail in which ZZ Top and Hogan disagree about Michel Foucault's positive reaction to the 1979 Iranian revolution. Hogan (the most socialist of the friends) suggests that ZZ Top may have been distracted from geopolitics at the time by the recording of Degüello, their debut album for Warner Brothers. To be honest, I've never heard any of ZZ Top's music, and I don't intend to. I just put them in because they seem like the most stereotypically American group ever. Later in the novel Kraftwerk's Florian Schneider and ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons ("brothers turned sour with rancourous rivalry") face off with spears. I won't spoil things by telling you who wins.

A conversation develops at the leotard rail in which ZZ Top and Hogan disagree about Michel Foucault's positive reaction to the 1979 Iranian revolution.

this may be the most amazing sentence I've ever read

http://i.imgur.com/ccgnilD.png

Kraftwerk are actually characters in the book. They visit Summerville, South Carolina—where most of the action takes place—in a Mercedes 600 and have a conversation about cuisine in a Tastee Freez. Florian Schneider bought a Mercedes 600 in the mid-1970s for 25,000 Deutschmarks. Kraftwerk's presence in the book is important: they represent the idea that Europe is several decades ahead of America, and that many of the "American" symbols of modernity—skyscrapers, freeways, even the hamburger and denim—are actually European inventions. The nemesis of Kraftwerk, in the book, is ZZ Top.

determined what waterface is quoting. well, yup, that makes sense.

i thought he was going to for THE WORLD'S FASTEST CAT as well

http://i.imgur.com/LWF3krn.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/84b9f86f44100103e4a0cb1c98e128e6/tumblr_n5nxfeoxYc1qzj7lyo1_500.jpg
small lolz

I can't really figure out what's going on in that GIF

dude asked for toilet paper from the other stall and rubbed Nutella on dude's hand when he passed it under the partition, simulating getting creamy shit all over the good Samaritan's hand

i think we should just close up ilx for the weekend right there

oh I didn't see the hand-smear! That's gross.

http://i.imgur.com/S1P1EBZ.gif

http://i.imgur.com/sriZft4.jpg

hahaha

Post-Workout Power Move

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8jsDWV8YpQ

yikes

hey pree ladee

I'm trying to conceive of that somehow being a sly viral campaign "hey look how bad this commercial is share with your friends haha!" but it feels a little too *off* to be deliberate somehow. IDK.

Yeah I'm not watching these commercials strictly for that reason. I see enough commercials when I don't have to click 'play'.

i don't even own a play button

hey pree ladee
― am0n, Tuesday, May 27, 2014

http://dailyjournalonline.com/gallery/pics-bone-hole-getting-special-attention/collection_34f508ad-8c9b-5e82-9fd2-c352ae87938d.html

lol

i grew up in that town

oh my

NA where did you see that link, out of curiosity? i would love if the one thing that anyone ever connected with farmington was that story

Does everyone have a large bonehole there

are there stories about the bonehole? tales? legends?

yes to your first question, and we don't like to talk about it

Silence of the Bonehole

this is why when a stranger goes to a dive bar in a small town in the middle of nowhere, everyone just stares

"Do they know about our bonehole?"

the unspoken, urgent question on the patrons' minds: did you hear about the thing that we all have

exactly

Legends of the Bonehole

NA where did you see that link, out of curiosity? i would love if the one thing that anyone ever connected with farmington was that story

― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, May 28, 2014 10:20 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was using a news story about St. Louis for work and that showed up as one of the other "stories of interest" for that newspaper.

https://vine.co/v/hUX0ibKniIm

i'm reading this 15 feet from roberta's

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, May 29, 2014 8:03 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is there a line or were you asked to leave?

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, May 29, 2014 8:04 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/ROh9Gt5.jpg

^ Two classics combine to be even classicer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38v51JvIv0A

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Cartagena,+Colombia&hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=10.420343,-75.544428&spn=0.000005,0.002368&sll=15.454166,18.732207&sspn=32.703711,38.803711&oq=cartagena&t=h&gl=us&hnear=Cartagena,+Bol%C3%ADvar,+Colombia&z=19&layer=c&cbll=10.42033,-75.544385&panoid=qe1GjjNscDXWbhyIqMUuYA&cbp=12,61.77,,0,13.66

https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/thumb/854834656.gif

Warning: loud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV6EP9bBbac

(Btw, the one that hits the player only comes into view at the 5 second mark)

http://i.imgur.com/5y6Ecd7.jpg