guys, how do i meet "cougars"?

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# guys, how do i meet "cougars"?
# A bra that lights up!

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Millar: fighting for the rights of cougars everywhere

chaki, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:39 (sixteen years ago) link

OH MY GOD I AM ONE OF THESE ARENT I.

Trayce, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:41 (sixteen years ago) link

wait cougars is goths?

John Justen, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:42 (sixteen years ago) link

No I meant the older woman/younger guy thing.

Trayce, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:43 (sixteen years ago) link

(last bf 25, current bf 23... I'm er anyway carry on nothing to see here)

Trayce, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:43 (sixteen years ago) link

being an older woman means never having to get your own coat

omar little, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:44 (sixteen years ago) link

not when I live closer to your favorite bar than you ever will

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:45 (sixteen years ago) link

yes, trayce. you are.

chaki, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:45 (sixteen years ago) link

AND HOW. Hey I'm not ashamed of it.

Trayce, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:45 (sixteen years ago) link

nb I am not accusing omar of being a cougar there
just saying

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:45 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.bergen-filmklubb.no/images/Harold_and_Maude_stort.jpg

chaki, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:49 (sixteen years ago) link

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39293000/jpg/_39293301_vodka203.jpg

gabbneb, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:51 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.ruminator.com/images/AS05/GraduateStill.jpg

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:51 (sixteen years ago) link

most of the women I have TV crushes on are in their forties
whoa makeup

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:52 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.fco.gov.uk/Files/kimage/Helen-Mirren-oscar.jpg

Cosmo Vitelli, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 07:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Lock thread

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 08:13 (sixteen years ago) link

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Sex/wireStory?id=3913420

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 11:33 (sixteen years ago) link

original question's creep factor is outweighed by the healthy fact of becoming bored by & disinterested in hip youth culture

J0hn D., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 13:17 (sixteen years ago) link

i know the answer to this question

gbx, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:00 (sixteen years ago) link

# guys, how do i meet "cougars"? [Started by Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, last updated 54 minutes ago] 70 new answers
# could you ever see yourself reduced to begging? [Started by Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), last updated 1 hour ago] 19 new answers

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link

get a job

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link

GO out in the jungle wearing a suit made of meat.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

This is the first I've ever heard "cougar" used in this way.

http://depts.washington.edu/natmap/photos/mammals/cougar_01tk.jpg

nickalicious, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

oh shit,this thread!

carne asada, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Sex Tourism: classic or dud?

dan m, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link

i hate this word

gff, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

NEWS FLASH! Pornographers repackaging "MILF" interest tapes to have "Cougar" in the titles as slack-jawed masturbators change their preferred slang term. Is "urban dictionary" to blame? DEVELOPING...

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link

(On the other hand, perhaps we should point an accusatory finger at the Fur Lobby and their sinsiter Anthropomorphic Animal Agenda for this disturbing development?)

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

yah um i think maybe you guys are a bit too sensitive.

chaki, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

how do i meet beautiful and refined older lady?

bell_labs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

"cougar" is kind of a fucking gross & dumb term

unlike, say, "chickenhawk".

my friend's brother lives in a condo complex in columbus where he's the youngest guy there by about 10 years (he's 27 or 28) and he loves it for the "cougar factor". and it seems they loved him too. so it works out for everyone.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link

columbus cougar condo complex

brownie, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

hey i'm not saying anything against attractive women over 36

xp heckuva job there

gff, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL @ mommy issues

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link

hey i'm not saying anything against attractive women over 36

same. i'm old.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link

And I can't say I totally dig the whole 'women who want sex after 30 are on the prowl catty fiends" or "they has sex=shockah!"

-- Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:07 (11 hours ago) Link

Uh, there's a difference between 'women who want sex after 30' and 'women who dress provocatively, loudly mention things about not being interested in a relationship after their divorce years ago, and make unflinching, scary eye contact with any male in the 20s at the bar'. Some women are less obvious, but sometimes stereotypes come true, and scare the living hell out of me.

mh, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

^^ not a word true

gff, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

has there been a CSI episode about cougars yet?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

cougars be dressin and provokin

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

'in their 20s' I meant

x-post to me

And how is that not true? There are women who ARE on the prowl catty fiends', but they are a small subset of women over 30 wanting sex!

mh, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, old bitches should not be allowed to make eye contact!

bell_labs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

A friend of mine was an extra in some movie called "The Cougar Club" and was on set watching carrie fisher do a doggie style scene

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW?

HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

marg helgenberger is in every episode of csi, tom

gff, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

i would have sex with all this golden girls

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

My Saturday Night: The Story Behind the Headlines

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

x-post to bell_labs

Right, or drink a single martini and then try to grab the groin of men they happen to be sitting near after doing all the things I mentioned above.

I think that it's cool if someone chooses to live out this stereotype, but are you ladies seriously trying to claim that it's normal behavior and not deserving some parody?

mh, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i really wanted this to be a calstars revive for some reason.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 September 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link


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