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or whatever the fuck those were called

Wolfenstein!

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 May 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link

I hate Assassin's Creed. How come there is apparently no single period in all of history that people don't fucking blunder right into you when they see you walking toward them?

I am grudgingly leaning toward Watch Dogs (on PS4), which I fully expect to be another crappy Ubisoft game where I am forced to sit through 6 cumulative hours of unskippable cutscenes featuring a protagonist who looks and acts like some nerd in 1998's idea of a cool dude.

I ruined Skyrim for myself by grinding my character up to God Mode level, unfortunately. All other Elder Scrolls games are long done.

Dungeons Dogma looks cool but I think I want guns.

Is Wolfenstein actually good? Has anyone played it?

antexit, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

hey, dishonored!

only thing i know about Wolfenstein is this hilarious cutscene where Jimi Hendrix rails against The Man and then gives you acid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84HArqjGN60

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 30 May 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link

Beat Dishonored 2x. Maybe I need a life?

antexit, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link

you need a more complex game.

Wolfenstein is pretty awesome. Not much in the way of RPG elements but top notch fps combat. Plus you can play it stealthy or play it guns blazing whatever suits you at the moment.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 May 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

Wolfenstein is really, really good.

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

YAY! Thanks guys. Wolfenstein it is.

antexit, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link

isnt wolfenstein set in a 60s where the nazis won?

does that means they ended up successfully killing all the jews?

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

and does that dampen at all the funhouse atmosphere of the world it takes place in?

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

The lead character is jewish, as are some NPCs, so the answer to your second question is no.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 May 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link

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am0n, Friday, 30 May 2014 22:35 (nine years ago) link

okay, that makes the mordy star much more complex for me to parse now

whoa

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link

wait you're not the legendary BJ Blazkowitz?

Nhex, Friday, 30 May 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link

Flash RPG sale in the Playstation store, most notably Mass Effect Trilogy for $15 and Dragon Age Origins for $5.

Surprise, It's My Butt (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 05:00 (nine years ago) link

also Ni No Kuni for $5.

mohawk ororoducer (abanana), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 05:13 (nine years ago) link

Ni no kuni for $5 is a no brainer if you don't already have it. It's amazing.

Everyone is awful except you. Wait, no, you are also awful. (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 08:19 (nine years ago) link

NBA 2K14 free on Plus. Nice surprise for me, since I was too lazy to buy it this year

Nhex, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link

Thanks for the Wolfenstein rec, guys, it's awesome. The BFG-type weapon is surprisingly and disappointingly sucky (unless I haven't found it yet?), but everything else about this game is pretty awesome. Best shooter I've played in forever, and maybe the most satisfying stealth mode ever in an action game? Aside from the idiot enemy AI that disregards sentries disappearing from expected posts even on the highest difficulty levels, that is.

antexit, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link

Oh, except Far Cry 3, I guess. Also the L1 lean is great and every FPS should rip it off from now on

antexit, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link

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antexit, Thursday, 12 June 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Devil Summoners 1 and 2 (PS2) on sale for $4 each on PSN. I'd probably get them but I haven't even touched Persona 3 yet

Nhex, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:57 (nine years ago) link

Devil Summoner 2 is supposed to be awesome. Is this REALLY available on PS3?

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link

Yep just downloaded it myself!

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link

So this comic nerd sale ends soon, just grabbed injustice ultimate, arkham origins, and lego marvel for $8 each.

Everyone is awful except you. Wait, no, you are also awful. (jjjusten), Monday, 28 July 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah good call; Injustice Ultimate edition especially is a great deal

Nhex, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:26 (nine years ago) link

you guilted me into Batman and lego marvel.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link

So injustice is maybe the worst written story mode in the history of fighting games which is uh amazing really

Everyone is awful except you. Wait, no, you are also awful. (jjjusten), Monday, 28 July 2014 03:58 (nine years ago) link

it is the worst. it is also fantastic!

Nhex, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:59 (nine years ago) link

you know what, i'm gonna flip that around. it's probably the BEST story mode ever done in a fighting game

Nhex, Monday, 28 July 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link

Bought The Swapper via PSN's preorder sale based on unanimous raves and comparisons to Portal 2. So we'll see how that pans out.

Self-Satisfaction Guaranteed (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 July 2014 11:35 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

instead of this months ps plus lineup sony could have just hired somebody to stop by my house and tell me to go fuck myself

Ass Tchotchke! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link

hey now, we can play two really shitty D&D games.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link

rainbow moon is cool

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 October 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link

this doesn't seem all that shitty to me?

http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-3/dungeons-dragons-chronicles-of-mystara

polyphonic, Thursday, 2 October 2014 00:05 (nine years ago) link

and don't forget they earlier announced an 168 hour free trail of Battlefield 4.

which is rather odd. And I'm not really sure if they mean it'll give you 168 hours of playtime, or that it's free for the next week.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 October 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link

I played the D&D games in the arcade back in the day. Not very good then. Perhaps the port is better, but if so it'd literally be one of the first.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 October 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link

rainbow moon looks great
but EVERYBODY has spelunky
and everything else looks pointless

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link

I look forward to continuing to never have spelunky

Ass Tchotchke! (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 October 2014 01:33 (nine years ago) link

are you kidding, those D&D games ruled, CPS2-4-LYFE
and I don't have PS3 Spelunky w/the daily challenges and crap

Nhex, Thursday, 2 October 2014 01:52 (nine years ago) link

ps+ seems to be going easy on the free games. more indie and download-only games, fewer major titles.

alanbatman (abanana), Thursday, 2 October 2014 06:08 (nine years ago) link

Sony are in a weird position where the PS4 is still presumably too new for them to be able to give away AAA games but they've already given away a lot of the best PS3 games, so we're in an odd indie-heavy hinterland. I've really enjoyed a lot of the indie games on Plus recently, though - Velocity 2X is great and I was surprised by how much I loved Don't Starve.

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 2 October 2014 09:53 (nine years ago) link

for the record: rainbow moon is for PS3 _and_ vita, right?

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link

All I know about it is the hype I've heard, but I'm sure this will excite some of you: Vib Ribbon is being released for PS3 and Vita in the Playstation Store today.

Certified Genious (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link

US today, Europe next week.

Certified Genious (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link

way too late for this release, frankly

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link

Great great game, will happily rebuy.

JimD, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 11:55 (nine years ago) link


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