Yeah no-one else knows it's Sansa except the three people she told. Presumably LF will prevent Sansa and Arya from reuniting somehow. Brienne probably doesn't know what she looks like either right?
― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
Oh wait Robin knows it's Sansa too but LF has wisely already sent him packing ha
― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
btw u guys take this show too srs it is not a srs show
Truest words.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link
"Snow" is just the last name given to any bastard in the North.
lol is this the actual answer wtf
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link
yeah theres a bastard last name for every one of the 7 kingdoms
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link
Flowers: The ReachHill: The WesterlandsPyke: Iron IslandsRivers: The RiverlandsSand: DorneSnow: The NorthStone: The Vale of ArrynStorm: The StormlandsWaters: The Crownlands
lol
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
yeah I forgot about that whole bullshit Snow descriptor
Mr Veg broke it down for me last night & he was all 'it's in the books there's a whole long section' and I was like 'yeah I probably skimmed that part' lol the whole book is just long sections
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
― dan m, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
Hi I'm Sandy Snow, tropical bastard
Hi Veg, who are your other favorite characters on the show.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
those bastard name sound like mls team names to me.
― ryan, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
I like Jon Snow mostly just to look at and because he's always wrapped in fur coats
But my actual favorites are Arya, The Hound, Tyrion (obv), Brienne and Jaime. I used to hate Jaime but I've turned a corner on him since he got his hand chopped off.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
Arya my # 1 - she's my homegirl
Just saying you were very prescient about your fondness for Oberyn.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
those bastard name sound like mls team names to me.― ryan, Tuesday, June 3, 2014 12:02 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ryan, Tuesday, June 3, 2014 12:02 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Sporting Sand United of Dorne
― dan m, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome your favorite minor league baseball team, The North SNOWS!!!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link
oh wow I forgot that I predicted Dorn-dude's untimely demise
*clutches Arya tightly* YOU CAN'T HAVE HER
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link
i love the bastard last name detail!
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
yeah it's cool
― Number None, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link
I love it bc it's great shorthand to let you know where a character comes from and their likely sense of self and their place in the world. And it's also effective wrt how westeros operates, like this sin of the father passed into the child who has to bear the burden while the one who did it gets off scot free.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link
agree the show is not v serious which is why all the rape stuff feels off. feels semi-cartoonish like a group of 13yos playing d&d except that ppl get raped to death&children get incinerated, which harshes the buzz imo & for no obv purpose.
king robert was semi-assassinated by that guy keeping him lubricated, khal died from an infected wound from a duel, both half marks at best, not really any sense of the capriciousness of fate/nature. these ppl have no technology or magic, they should be scared of all this shit they can't control but they're not even v religious. neither bob b nor khal d would make it onto the natural causes section on this great list - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_monarchs_of_the_British_Isles_by_cause_of_death - highlights include henry I, who died of"food poisoning from eating "a surfeit of lampreys"" & james I of scotland who was assassinated in a monastery, "He attempted to escape his assailants through a sewer but, three days earlier, he had had the other end of the drain blocked up because of its connection to the tennis court outside."
― ogmor, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link
they're not even v religious
Not so sure I'd agree with this, religion plays a huge part in their world!
― djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link
xp Cat's father Hoster Tully dies of old age. That's the only one I can think of, though.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link
religion plays a huge part in their world!
for the majority of the characters on the tv show this is not really readily apparent
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link
is there even a priesthood?
yeah only the fire woman seems remotely interested in doing anything about it, everyone else is basically a c20th anglican
― ogmor, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link
churches? holidays?
xp
― ogmor, Tuesday, June 3, 2014 1:33 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
idk i kinda feel like this is good
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link
is it pagan w multiple deities? or monotheistic? is there a good/evil duality as with God/Satan? I really have no idea.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
I have to run to a meeting so I really can't get in depth on this, but I get what you are saying - individual actions don't really seem to reinforce any kind of belief system. However, if nothing else the remnants of religion are all around and impact their daily lives in so many ways! Maybe it just comes across more clearly in the book, but almost every character seems to, at the very least, toss off a prayer to The Warrior or The Mother or whoever. And, c'mon, the entire Stannis plot revolves around the spread of a brand new religion that creeps out those that believe in the old gods.
― djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
yeah the Stannis subplot is the only one with an overt religious dimension that I can think of
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
its almost like the whole thing isnt that coherent or well thought out
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link
it does seem odd to do this sort of laborious recreation of medievel European history and completely leave things like the Church out of it
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link
seems like closer to a pagan sense of religion (the gods do what they will and we are there play things) rather than a christian one that foregrounds the belief/unbelief question. like they barely seem to distinguish (in the show) between the "new gods and old"--except perhaps for a strong disapproval of black magic. i assume ethics/metaphysics etc exist in the world of the show but it's almost never spoken about.
― ryan, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link
Good job Brandon Stark wasn't a bastad from The Reach huh
― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link
like instead of JESUS what if there were dragons and zombies and some random pagan shit yeah
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link
i assume ethics/metaphysics etc exist in the world of the show
absolutely everyone seems to be a nihilist
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link
However, this system does not apply to the bastards of smallfolk: at least one parent (usually, but not always, the father) has to be a member of a noble House. If both the father and mother are commoners, the child cannot use the special surname.
The low-born commoners of Westeros do not actually use surnames at all. Therefore, possessing a bastard surname is simultaneously a mark of distinction and badge of shame. Anyone who encounters someone with a bastard surname will immediately know that they are not simply a bastard, but the bastard child of a noble.
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link
they should have fancier surnames than just Snow or Wood or Beach or whatever
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, June 3, 2014 5:38 PM (1 second ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well it seems lots of ppl dig it but for me it rings v false, it's like "skeletor is so much more gritty in this reboot now that he mutilates ppls genitals". I think those topics are too serious & raw to have them pad out a bad guy, unless your take on e.g. the d.r. congo is "i guess they're all just really evil", which given the dothraki-mongols is mb not far off grrm's worldview, idk. I guess the closest thing I can think of that I thought was mb 'good' was having magneto in x-men being a holocaust survivor, but iirc they dealt with that reasonably carefully as opposed to having a big climax where an SS soldier gleefully squashes his brains into the floor while bellowing about how he gassed his family
― ogmor, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link
Jon Semi-Worthless Offspring
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link
agree that the bastard names are pretty neat. also like the idea of the "sins of the father" playing a role in the series as a whole--given that the entire movement of the plot seems motivated by things that happened between dead people a generation ago.
yeah this strikes me as a very pre-modern sensibility, prior to any sense of a "moral" position from which to criticize the state. not that people don't privately disapprove, but there seems little purchase for any broad critique of power structures from what they have available.
― ryan, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link
I don't think a big chunk of pre-modern ppl were nihilists... mb fatalists
― ogmor, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link
Jon Yellowsnow.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
certainly not dentists!!!
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
agree fatalism is more accurate
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
Religion is much more important in the books, yeah. But even then, they are hardly as religious as people were in the middle ages, but I don't think that is inexplicable. The church lack political power, so nobody really bothers pretending to be anymore religious than anybody else. But it does sorta speak into the problem with the whole world, in that nobody but the nobility ever has any significance what so ever. No new inventions, no new trading routes, no peasant rebellions. And no religious statutes either. The only thing is magic, which is bound up in the Lord of Light.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link
so there is a church?
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link
The Church of the Seven or whatever is a rough analogue to the Anglican Church, and the books explore its function a little more closely.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link