Real England

http://i.imgur.com/FAOUYdf.jpg

^the best and worst of real england in one article

c class is not an executive saloon
at least when i was between 8/9 and used to buy every football and car magazine every week 'executive saloon' referred to e class, 5 series, ls400 etc

In the London Police Act 1839, "fighting or baiting Lions, Bears, Badgers, Cocks, Dogs, or other Animals" was prohibited in London, with a penalty of up to one month imprisonment, with possible hard labour, or up to five pounds. The law laid numerous restrictions on how, when, and where animals could be driven, wagons unloaded, etc.. It also prohibited owners from letting mad dogs run loose and gave police the right to destroy any dog suspected of being rabid or any dog bitten by a suspected rabid dog. The same law prohibited the use of dogs for drawing carts.[65]

what if it was a very small cart

http://i.imgur.com/LfuYX9c.jpg

http://archive.instituteartistmanagement.com/offer/thumb.php/00045838.jpg

https://38.media.tumblr.com/b68befb55a2bb2c8feb9aa8429e0665a/tumblr_ncqjamibME1sy67obo1_500.jpg
https://33.media.tumblr.com/bdda229a7f2e477a4921d605d3bf0a69/tumblr_ncqjamibME1sy67obo7_r1_500.jpg
https://38.media.tumblr.com/63668e4734c077cce9bd90a2a35a23e7/tumblr_ncqjamibME1sy67obo6_500.jpg

no

ban

unless there's an element of metacommentary wherein 'real england' is itself a reaching for fictive 'real england' that falls woefully short, in which case the photos qualify but the tableaux do not

the acts of photography, even

https://33.media.tumblr.com/7d5ca41e66b74da919523fd7532835ff/tumblr_ncqjamibME1sy67obo2_500.jpg
https://31.media.tumblr.com/389c9cc416cf76745e72a6e16afb5bcc/tumblr_ncqjamibME1sy67obo3_500.jpg
https://33.media.tumblr.com/881a3e0d7f86b7745ee7d58109b37f4d/tumblr_ncqjamibME1sy67obo5_500.jpg
https://38.media.tumblr.com/a7f429c2dc682123f5c57cbcc73f59a9/tumblr_ncqjamibME1sy67obo4_500.jpg

From here: http://www.instituteartist.com/project-Shoreditch-Wildlife-Dougie-Wallace

dougie wallace should be handed a box of painkillers and shiv and escorted into a dark room

Whatever happened to baby Richard Billingham?

shoreditch wildlife

is some superior cunt skulking around shoreditch with a camera real england? might well be

I don't know if this is real england, I like this picture, though

http://fields.eca.ac.uk/gis/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ne-11.jpg

(from this website: http://fields.eca.ac.uk/gis/)

theyre not superior, contempt might lend them some prurient intrigue, they arent even that

same for the fuckboy with those blackpool fotos the other month

so random

http://payload312.cargocollective.com/1/7/241864/8540961/bones-shoreditch-exhibition-new_1200.jpg

blackpool one had its moments but in general this sort of thing shd be discouraged

the esthetic bankruptcy of thinking this stuff is remotely interesting, oh look an old person in a fluorescent tracksuit eating some shit food totes random me thinks

well yeah. the blackpool one at least had some cute tonal juxtapositions & content. basing anything like this in shoreditch is end-of-days shit

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/46/Godshill_Model_Village_-_geograph.org.uk_-_757993.jpg

:D back on track

seems like your threshold for 'cute tonal juxtapositions & content' is even lower than your threshold for 'deconstructive' when applied to para-pop music

theyre all dreadfully processed too

http://www.creativereview.co.uk/images/uploads/2010/07/p6158bwaterportraitsdou_0.jpg

i am weak & impressionable, sensei, but soon i shall scorn with the best of them

my friend recently acquired a house which had previously belonged to an elderly single man who had replaced his front lawn with astroturf

same dougie wallace was the blackpool guy but you knew that right?

haha oh shit

even wastemen strike lucky sometimes? idk. i'm not invested in defending any of his work really, it's sub-vice-magazine voyeurism for the most part

Any of you lot seen Finding Vivian Maier? Not the finest documentary and off topic but her photographs are exceptional and are more about obsessive curiosity rather than cheap, destitution art.

that pic that nakh linked to is troubling tbh and not just cos it's come out looking like a fsol inner sleeve

As much as the mad night out, Dougie also gets the morning after - specifically, the equally off-kilter, spontaneous street theatre of Brick Lane market. Is the girl striking a pose for a fashion shoot or just for the passers by? What, really, is the difference anyhow? These streets are one big fashion parade anyway. They feel like a slightly demented and off-kilter parallel reality, a pocket of weirdness and colour, the Ditch beyond the Roman wall of the City where all the tat and flotsam Shore up, the no-man’s-land where everything mad and messy collides: roll up, roll up, come and get your plastic pink flamingoes, two for the price of one!

Man, Blackpool as a whole is so Real England. Depressing, decaying seaside boulevards and bad tasting, fat fish and chips. And unemployment. And lad culture in full swing. That's what Real England is all about imho.

dont u have all of that shit in the netherlands

We do. But then it's not Real England. Then it's Real Holland. Which is weak sauce compared to English Realness and how lovely depressed life can get.

Real England isn't about whether you have it at home. Real England is the epitome of depressing, decaying society and bricks and people. Battered and bruised and humiliating and forlorn. It couldn't be matched in Holland, and I say that with great envy.

(also, we don't have fish and chips in holland)

theres probably a sort of sentimental wallowing in grottiness in the northwest of england that isnt matched in the coastal towns i know

not that ive spent a lot of time there but some of the south coast towns are violent and unpleasant and perhaps thrilling if thats your scene but not in a way that lends itself to sentimentality

You're not looking hard enough iirc. The wallowing in grittiness is everywhere. From Kernow to Northumberland.

Xp

Grottiness even

im not looking at all, it could scarcely interest me less

Fair dues, but it is of great importance to me. Real England is everywhere in England. You won't find it in Holland tbh

yeah i can see how it would have some romantic appeal to someone from abroad even if i am immune to it

the voyeurism is politically 'problematic' although that's not a reason to disavow it in itself

Nowt romantic about it. Rather, exotic? Hand on heart, the quesy grimness of Real England is unparalleled in the Netherlands, a country where everything is so meticulously prefabricated, modeled out, toned down, leveled. There does not exist a Real Netherlands. Which makes me appreciate Real England even more.

Real England manages, for better or for worse, to escape the choking clutch of planning and demographically lead ruling. This, however disastrous, I admire. It is terra incognito in most Western European countries,

how do u feel about this

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/thanet-earth-margate-is-the-place-to-be-0000412-v21n8