Classic or Dud: Weird Al Yankovic

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Spastic is not a medical term, it is not used to refer to a neurological condition.

What do you call people with CP?

I will not be lectured on the offensiveness of the word spastic by a nation of people who throw cunt and fag around indiscriminately.

What nation?

boney tassel (sic), Friday, 18 July 2014 02:27 (nine years ago) link

lol what do you call ppl w/ cp?

balls, Friday, 18 July 2014 02:30 (nine years ago) link

We call them people with cerebral palsy ime

Οὖτις, Friday, 18 July 2014 02:33 (nine years ago) link

lol what do you call ppl w/ cp?

cunts and phags

boney tassel (sic), Friday, 18 July 2014 02:55 (nine years ago) link

What do you call people with CP?

rolling teen pop thread?

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 18 July 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link

huge lol

balls, Friday, 18 July 2014 04:02 (nine years ago) link

huge fp

it's not a fedora, it's a trill bae (m bison), Friday, 18 July 2014 04:06 (nine years ago) link

"Spastic" is indeed a medical term, referring to a particular type of velocity- and direction-dependent increased tone in the skeletal muscles (seen mostly in the limbs), which is typically produced by a lesion in the corticospinal tract. Many neurological diseases cause some degree of spasticity, from spinal cord injuries to MS to stroke. People with cerebral palsy often have spasticity, but not always. "Spastic cerebral palsy" (often specified as "spastic hemiplegia", "spastic diplegia", etc) distinguishes that type from "ataxic" and "athetoid" CP, in which spasticity is not a feature.

There is no class of patients referred to simply as "spastic" by doctors in North America (and I don't think in the UK either). The word sometimes is used as an adjective to describe a pattern of gait or a form of dysarthria.

/neurologist

I knew the first time I heard Word Crimes that Language Log would have a post up within hours pointing out that the less vs fewer distinction and other "prescriptivist peeves" are not actually poor grammar. It took another couple of listens before it occurred to me that BrE speakers would find "spastic" offensive. Never thought "mouthbreathers" was offensive, how does that work again?

Great song anyway, way easier to take than the original.

Plasmon, Friday, 18 July 2014 04:15 (nine years ago) link

"wretched fuckwit"

guwop (crüt), Friday, 18 July 2014 04:22 (nine years ago) link

Not only is spastic completely inoffensive in America, the word "moron" in the song, which nobody has singled out, is inarguably more offensive in America. Nobody actually cares about either as anything more than making an inconsequential point, though, so it's not a big deal.

kaygee, Friday, 18 July 2014 04:34 (nine years ago) link

Is the word "retarded" considered offensive in the USA?

uxorious gazumping (monotony), Friday, 18 July 2014 04:36 (nine years ago) link

Yes, a lot of disability rights groups have rebranded away from the term. The American Association on Mental Retardation (AAMR) became the American Association on Intellectual and Developmental Disabilities (AAIDD). IDD is generally considered the more appropriate term right now.

kaygee, Friday, 18 July 2014 04:38 (nine years ago) link

Nobody actually cares about either as anything more than making an inconsequential point, though, so it's not a big deal

I was genuinely shocked by it ("Aw, not Al...." :( ), as per my posts to LL (and hl in the other thread) before it blew up itt

boney tassel (sic), Friday, 18 July 2014 04:40 (nine years ago) link

I'm pretty surprised someone would use the word "spastic" as a pejorative in 2014 too but then again I'm not familiar with Weird Al nor do I care about him. Also never been to the USA.

uxorious gazumping (monotony), Friday, 18 July 2014 04:42 (nine years ago) link

xp Fair enough, but as someone with several family members with pretty severe disabilities, I find that people love occasionally pointing out a spot of inappropriate language, but are perfectly content to ignore the issues otherwise. My school of thought is that as long as there's a world where a show like Derek exists, I have a really hard time caring about such a minor issue.

kaygee, Friday, 18 July 2014 04:46 (nine years ago) link

spaz if you want to

nova, Friday, 18 July 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link

Weird Al seems a bit eugenicist, too, with his desire to get grammar offenders out of the gene pool — perhaps less compassionate than The Onion's old nation's educators alarmed by poorly written suicide notes.
The heroic persistence of Yankovic marches alongside the progressive normalization of geek culture, which may find itself enraged that the tools it created have made the voices of those it hates all the more publicly visible/audible ("we gave them Spell Check, yet look what they do!"). Weird Al generally seems innocuous enough to me, but this song seems to feed off some genuine resentment (even if it's not quite Al's own so much as something that "just works" for the song — not that I know one way or the other). What happened to daring to be stupid? One could care less about these things!

eatandoph (Neue Jesse Schule), Friday, 18 July 2014 06:44 (nine years ago) link

Yes Weird Al Yankovic is deliberately advocating for Eugenics, great call and excellent interpretation

kaygee, Friday, 18 July 2014 07:00 (nine years ago) link

This is ilm. We can ruin anything.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 July 2014 07:03 (nine years ago) link

the entire premise of the song is dickish grammar nazi shit that anyone over 20 should have grown out of

sorry i didn't realise he was some sort of national treasure or w/e but yknow, deal

lex pretend, Friday, 18 July 2014 07:31 (nine years ago) link

Can we all just go back and watch the "Foil" video again?

Seriously. Do it now if you haven't done it already.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 18 July 2014 07:46 (nine years ago) link

The "I" of Weird Al's songs is alway Weird Al himself. He is also a fat surgeon who was in Nirvana.

Three Word Username, Friday, 18 July 2014 08:02 (nine years ago) link

he cannot pretend

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 08:03 (nine years ago) link

he must actually be it

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 08:03 (nine years ago) link

also he was in love with ricky?

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 18 July 2014 10:47 (nine years ago) link

the entire premise of the song is dickish grammar nazi shit that anyone over 20 should have grown out of

yes, i'm glad you got the joke!

guwop (crüt), Friday, 18 July 2014 12:13 (nine years ago) link

With proper disciple "humour" is not necessary

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 July 2014 12:40 (nine years ago) link

I'm pretty offended by Al's use of the word "Weird." Is it meant as a perjorative? Isn't he reifying received norms with its usage? Perhaps "Decentered/Problematized Al" would serve as a more useful nomiker.

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genius post imo

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 18 July 2014 12:40 (nine years ago) link

http://www.avclub.com/article/weird-al-yankovic-answers-our-11-questions-206949

5. How would your enemies describe you?

WAY: Very poorly, I’m sure. Probably using monosyllabic words, bad grammar, improper syntax. I have to assume my enemies are idiots.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 18 July 2014 14:43 (nine years ago) link

otm based on available sample

blap setter (darraghmac), Friday, 18 July 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqg-YZhr3bA

voodoo chili, Friday, 18 July 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link

so i googled to see whether weird al has ever acknowledged that his "trigger happy" was a total jack of "Skeet Surfin" from Top Secret and all i found was a big interview he did with the dissolve about Top Secret where he mentions how great "skeet surfin" is without bringing up "trigger happy."

maybe he made a deal with z.a.z. where in exchange for them not suing he has to praise the movie whenever possible?

da croupier, Friday, 18 July 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link

lol i love that naked gun scene

maura, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link

i'm sure he takes a lot of inspiration from other comedy and sometimes it's just more transparent than it usually is. when the guy's whole thing is parodying ostensibly 'serious' songs, there's a weird gray area as far as borrowing from fellow comedians. i was always annoyed at "Truck Drivin' Song," which is like a carbon copy of the whole concept of Monty Python's "Lumberjack Song."

some dude, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link

the new one, "sports song," is up - some funny lines but my least favorite so far, people doin the "I will hip you to how silly sports fandom is" thing is like

c'mon bro

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 18 July 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link

sports song is like straight from the tom lehrer era

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 18 July 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

clearly inspired by "Fight Fiercely Harvard", but he takes it somewhere else, and it's good.

Three Word Username, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

It's no "Fight Fiercely, Harvard".

how's life, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

xp fuck

how's life, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

Heh, while looking up to see if I could find any info on the "Trigger Happy"-"Skeet Surfin" connection I found this thread from a newsgroup from 1992.

MarkoP, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link

Oh wow, I never even heard "Fight Fiercely Harvard." It's pretty decentered/problematized that I made that connection anyway, wow.

But yeah, it's so Tom Lehrer/Allen Shermany that I was kind of disappointed that the video wasn't like full of fur coats and triangular flags

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 18 July 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

HURL THAT SPHEROID DOWN THE FIELD

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 18 July 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

DEMONSTRATE TO THEM OUR PROWESS, DO!

Three Word Username, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link

Tim and Eric have the best sports song

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

do you wanna go sit in the cell where we put the guy who said Flying Conchords are better than Weird Al?

some dude, Friday, 18 July 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link

BECAUSE THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 July 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link

a nice roomy cell sounds nice yes thank you

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

VG forgot to mention that we filled it with farts

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 18 July 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link

are they smelly farts?

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link

lots of people eating fried and poached eggs around here. they are probably smelly.

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link


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