Outbluffed by AJ Burnett: The 2014 Pittsburgh Pirates

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Spanky!

Andy K, Friday, 18 July 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link

Fun 1st inning.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:34 (nine years ago) link

i know!

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link

Bumgarner: 3 H, 2 BB, 4 ER, 0.2 IP.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:37 (nine years ago) link

one can only imagine what the VANIMAL will do having been spotted four runs

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link

I like Neil Walker, I want him in our team.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:48 (nine years ago) link

he is a perfectly decent second baseman, kind of having a career year

but he is from pittsburgh and it's gonna get weird when he asks for too much money as a 31yo free agent

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:55 (nine years ago) link

VANIMAL

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link

Here we go again!

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 02:20 (nine years ago) link

pirates just made possibly the dumbest play i've ever seen

and that was *after* the guy who hit a homer earlier bunted to get to the backup catcher + pitcher's spot

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link

yakety sax*

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 31 July 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link

smdh

rockist popist papist (WilliamC), Thursday, 31 July 2014 01:10 (nine years ago) link

ernesto frieri, we hardly knew ye

mookieproof, Friday, 8 August 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bu2AZUxCYAE5tJX.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link

@Lynn_Henning
Vance Worley looks like he's conducting a seance on Planet Lovetron. This is one unconventional cat.

Andy K, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link

he should probably be left-handed

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link

rip

mookieproof, Monday, 18 August 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link

not the vanimal too

mookieproof, Monday, 18 August 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link

:(

Van Horn Street, Monday, 18 August 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link

since the all-star break:

ike davis .255/.358/.491
pedro alvarez .212/.241/.269

so naturally the latter is playing at 1B tonight for the first time as a pro

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 00:09 (nine years ago) link

Gerrit Cole returns tonight

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link

oppo toro style

mookieproof, Sunday, 24 August 2014 01:00 (nine years ago) link

Polanco demoted to AAA

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 August 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link

Gerrit Cole, american hero

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 00:02 (nine years ago) link

Harrison Stargell même combat

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 00:35 (nine years ago) link

w'happen

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 00:41 (nine years ago) link

Harrison extended his hot streak with a HR and Cole is hitless through 5.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link

So Cole was relieved with a man on third and no outs, Matt Adams scores on a Jon Jay sacrifice of Watson's pitch and the run was given to Cole?

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 01:21 (nine years ago) link

yes

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 01:28 (nine years ago) link

as is the other run that cole put on base

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link

i like ike

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 01:54 (nine years ago) link

ike is testing my love with his fielding

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link

sorry i doubted u

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link

loved how it hit the speaker

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

greg brown + steve blass is a pretty terrible broadcast team, but karl has scared me off the cardinals' dudes

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link

welp

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link

Guess.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/instagraphs/the-surprising-best-hitting-team-of-2014/

Andy K, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link

i believe it. somehow it doesn't seem to be translating to wins the way one might hope

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 September 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

i was hoping the pirates could be one win away from the Cards by the end of the weekend but ... the rockies.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 14 September 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link

that and being stymied by felix doubront

mookieproof, Sunday, 14 September 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link

triple play tho

mookieproof, Sunday, 14 September 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link

that outfit is one of the best in the league.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 14 September 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link

on Pirate health, and Russell Martin's Arc Reactor.

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/pittsburgh-pirates-healthy-season-playoff-chances-future-impact/

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 September 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

http://famousiconswearingpghpiratehats.tumblr.com

mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

a little late, but let us pause to recognize that the pirates have guaranteed their second winning season since 1993

if only they'd won a single fucking game against the cards 10 days ago they'd even have a shot at the division. good thing clint barmes totally owns madbum

http://m.mlb.com/pit/video/topic/0/v29981085/pitsf-barmes-drills-a-threerun-homer-for-the-lead

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link

Still a long shot at the division... that's really the only suspense left in the NL.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 September 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link

McCutchen with two HBPs tonight, Garza ejected

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 September 2014 01:00 (nine years ago) link

it seems possible that he didn't mean to do the second one, but

he'd previously only hit two batters all year

mookieproof, Sunday, 21 September 2014 01:18 (nine years ago) link


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