Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

omg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3354466/magnum-pi-o.gif

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--HZTmcS_O--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/b1v2mzopfsjoyi8mfyut.jpg

selfie after auschwitz

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/should-auschwitz-be-a-site-for-selfies

please tell me before i click if that's borowitz

i saw a couple take a selfie at dachau with one of those sticks to hold your phone further away from you for selfies

they didn't smile tbf

It's not Borowitz.

It also includes this correction at the bottom:

Clarification: An earlier version of this post described the Nazi death camps as “Poland’s.” Though the camps are located in Poland, they were established and operated by Nazi Germany.

Where did this idea come from that a "selfie" is somehow a different animal than asking someone else to take a picture of you?

assumed that NYer url was a joke

not to fart up the lolz thread w/discussion but hurting in case u haven't seen u may enjoy

http://thenewinquiry.com/essays/the-disconnectionists/

my girlfriends brother just came back from a trip around europe and the first thing he said about the month long journey was 'i saw so many bloody selfies at auschwitz and didn't know how to react, it was crazy'

Not entirely analogous , but you see that at ground zero all the goddamn time and it always makes me grit my teeth

http://i.imgur.com/5htvmar.png

^^ Oklahoma City Murrah Memorial

http://i.imgur.com/54MPq1A.png

http://i.imgur.com/LeyUG3C.png http://i.imgur.com/scqjYE6.png

In full disclosure, I have no problem with any of those, save the OKC guy.

Anyway. Back on track, check this post out from a buddy of mine:

Christian dudes patting themselves on the back for not stealing my phone, which I left at my neighborhood cafe. Uh, thanks but I knew it would be at the counter. Love you, too...

http://i.imgur.com/gXtDvuV.jpg

VIDEO -> www.instagram.com/p/qpoA0CrE3w/embed

lol

I'm still back on "#sad #president #jfk #nobama"

as is the FBI

x marks the shot

http://i.imgur.com/EKwIsx9.png

love that

haha that's great

thats so good

#lad

ha! love it

http://i.imgur.com/S0Dx8QG.gif

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

So true.

lol

http://sociali.st/

im dying

im dead

"organize the things you love"

Sounds like another $10b facebook acquisition...

jesus

"History repeats ... first as tragedy, then as farce"

4:20 PM

you'll be able to listen to your "Post-90s Pop Punk Hits" playlist anywhere

Great ideas don't just come from celebrities.

This time it was a headline, next time it could be...

http://i59.tinypic.com/e7o39j.jpg

"This bridge is the key to our city." said one fictional New Yorker in our heads as we tried to fill this text box.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/more-engaging-copy-for-the-ten-commandments

MORE ENGAGING COPY FOR THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

BY DAVID TATE

- - - -
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT GOD SAID TO THIS MAN…

What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being God
At the Beginning He Had Me Confused, But by Minute Two I Knew That I Shouldn’t Have Other Gods.
Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images?
How I Work: Read This Life Hack from God Your Only Creator.
She Admitted to Doing What Every Sunday?
Seven Morning Habits of People Holier Than You: #7 No Killing Before Lunch.
37 Things in Your Bedroom That You Need to Get Rid of Right Now, Like Adulteresses.
What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About Stealing Your Neighbors Servants.
This Little Girl Bore False Witness and the Results Will Shock You.
Doctors Hate Her But You Shouldn’t Covet Her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qppNUocRVM

fake, car's shadow doesn't move

faek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVSPripAc5Y

http://38.media.tumblr.com/70ce7d72c94c83487d4c1a1886c043a9/tumblr_n9n2c0PhOI1qep5zro1_400.jpg

fake, a door is never that far away from the toilet bowl.

-PRRRT-