Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

you'll be able to listen to your "Post-90s Pop Punk Hits" playlist anywhere

Great ideas don't just come from celebrities.

This time it was a headline, next time it could be...

http://i59.tinypic.com/e7o39j.jpg

"This bridge is the key to our city." said one fictional New Yorker in our heads as we tried to fill this text box.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/more-engaging-copy-for-the-ten-commandments

MORE ENGAGING COPY FOR THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

BY DAVID TATE

- - - -
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT GOD SAID TO THIS MAN…

What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being God
At the Beginning He Had Me Confused, But by Minute Two I Knew That I Shouldn’t Have Other Gods.
Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images?
How I Work: Read This Life Hack from God Your Only Creator.
She Admitted to Doing What Every Sunday?
Seven Morning Habits of People Holier Than You: #7 No Killing Before Lunch.
37 Things in Your Bedroom That You Need to Get Rid of Right Now, Like Adulteresses.
What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About Stealing Your Neighbors Servants.
This Little Girl Bore False Witness and the Results Will Shock You.
Doctors Hate Her But You Shouldn’t Covet Her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qppNUocRVM

fake, car's shadow doesn't move

faek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVSPripAc5Y

http://38.media.tumblr.com/70ce7d72c94c83487d4c1a1886c043a9/tumblr_n9n2c0PhOI1qep5zro1_400.jpg

fake, a door is never that far away from the toilet bowl.

-PRRRT-

what is that from? looks like modern humorist style

apparently adapted from miguel noguera's work

http://www.izbyshki.ru/post-news2014/upload/2014-06/432955ac30be7ec_1465_g1vuat0i7nc.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10563049_10152268695587285_2388282893502139302_n.jpg

JustBurglarThings™

wow thats good

this might be old but new to me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4

i grew up on a cow farm. cattle are fascinated by music. i would occasionally serenade them with pop covers and they would pull up in big groups. It was my katy perry moment.

holy shit the baby video. I love when there's something that's been around for 3.5 years and has been watched 18 million times and I've never seen it before.

That cow video is amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5TGN7eUcM

better than stephen a smith already

That kid rules.

http://i.imgur.com/ZGsB0GA.gif

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10593178_10152559255339242_6586214461103442408_n.jpg

hoo boy

can we not have both?

give me libety or give me dearth!

LIBETY OR APPARENTLY?

http://i57.tinypic.com/dr9rfd.gif

http://i.imgur.com/ZGsB0GA.gif
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/velvvetjones_zps85b18b53.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDpvHAWBt4k

http://i.imgur.com/oI2TLYY.gif

lol

http://i.imgur.com/m3FkBsT.gif

That looks creepy as hell. Vote no lolz.

http://gleeson666.tumblr.com/post/93843337325/balinese-cigarettes-arent-doing-a-very-good-job

http://i.imgur.com/gzSUW4N.jpg

Balinese cigarettes aren’t doing a very good job with the non smoking ads, that guy looks cool af

http://i.imgur.com/NmsPkI3.jpg

1. BlueLagoon.com
2. scroll down to the "Welcome to Extraordinary" section
3. the videos cycle behind the text. wait for the slow-motion video of the couple with drinks at the edge of the water with their eyes closed
4. check out the guy in the background on the right with the facemask on

not sure what's so LOL about that. Mimes take vacations too, you know.

AND he's doing the Prince.gif lateral exit

this man has figured out how to live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deTWri3kmec

https://www.google.com/search?q=blue+lagoon+iceland+mud&es_sm=91&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Y6LiU7-fFNXZoASY6IGYCw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1432&bih=718

I am visiting blue lagoon next weekend to scout this lol out in person. My dedication is high

when i went to blue lagoon there were like a million danes there filming what appeared to be the danish version of mtv's the grind? and singing soccer songs?

for an icelandic swimming hall counterpoint i highly highly recommend the sundholl behind hallgrimskirkja.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuhBRVoIYAAqR3f.jpg