Hitting on people

Or is it just me that finds step 2 the hardest?

2.) benign compliment about their outfit or hairstyle or best yet, glasses. usually the response is "thanks! i like your glasses too."

tried that but usually the response I get is "I'm not wearing glasses, are you high?".

which tbf I am

I find that picking the weakest member of the surrounding group and destroying them physically or verbally is a good step 2, gives u that swagger needed to bring yr game to play

Then you should just start right in on your kino escalation.

Follow them around, talk bollocks to them, drunkenly lunge at an arbitrary moment. Works maybe 25% of the time.

Pie to the face also works

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sit embarrassed until they react positively to someone else's compliment, then cut in out of jealousy

oh yeah, def. sometimes I've waited years for the chance tbh.

You girls wanna smoke?

absolutely, sugarplums

How do you do it ?

Not an expert, lord knows. I think it may have some resemblance to flirting, but with added sexual entendre and body language. If that doesn't do it, I got nuthin' to offer.

hey baby -- how do you feel about children in bars

make them a gratin with a healthy pinch of nutmeg

Where are you from? Because no one here is from here

"Can I look at your nudeness?"

:D

much giggling tbpfh

how many negs do u do on a typical night

Buy you a vending machine coffee?

Ditch that loser sweetcheeks, I'll buy you a vending machine.

Hi. Want to share my Doom Bar?

*snickers softly*

have a snickers baby, you're not like you when you're softly

hey have u ever tried starbucks? great coffee, take it from me

so, come here often?

so, uh, you…

i bet you i could even palm an extra large basketball. i'm big and strong!

RU on ilx

i've had my own place for four months now

Can I buy you guys a round?

Did an angel lose its wings? Because--wait, are angels males or females?

according to my extensive early education in hitting on people you must:

• say "hubba hubba!" repeatedly, with great enthusiasm
• describe an hourglass figure in the air with your hands (or paws)
• roll your tongue out and pant heavily
• flap your arms and crow like a rooster
• shoot steam from your ears
• howl like a wolf
• hit yourself on the forehead with your fist
• say "hello gorgeous"

stares longingly across the green field at barefoot person w frisbee

today a very beautiful woman smoking a cigarette on the library steps was staring at me, but in this way that seemed scary and almost confrontational. i thought there was maybe a 2-5% chance that she wanted me to come over and talk to her, but i didn't want to push my luck so i looked down at my shoes and hurried into the library. signature move.

^ long game

sigged her

Aimless-That cracked me up so much! You forgot turning into a thermometer and tuning red as your temperature rises.

do you want to see all my albums by bands?

let's go back to my apartment and scroll through my itunes library

actually you don't need to come to my apartment; I'll share my Spotify account with you

check your email ; )

no, look in the spam folder ; )

oh wait maybe it hasn't come through yet… ; |