phatic banter

hello friend

fuckin chills

u imagine someone approaching you in a crowd and starting hello, friend, kin-geri and no fuckin mistake imo

"hello, friend", you feel their smooth hand coil round your wrist.

first mistake, a single hand around the wrist is a v weak hold, simple twist and pull against the finger-thumb link breaks it even in cases of considerable disparity of strength. then like I said Trevor, ken-giri and a few choice gouges and away

tbh entire days at work can consist of phatic banter. part protective shield, part avoiding personal engagement which would be mutually baffling or unwelcome.

Tbh entire days at work can consist of race-related phatic banter

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Petr Cech loses place but gains the crown of ‘King of Banter’

Q.6 As a kid, Which professional player did you pretend to be?

My player growing up was the legend Steven Gerrard - and still is today! I used to wear my Liverpool kit around the garden and speak in his accent too, haha.

Q.7 What would you be doing now if you wasn't a footballer?

I am, 17 so I'd probably be at the Sixth Form College studying something to do with sport.

http://www.pitchero.com/clubs/stedmunds/news/sammie-szmodics-qa-1002327.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cggTbCcbcNA#t=1495

“Did you catch the game?”

Athletic events are often shown on televisions in shelters. “Talking about sports can be one of the most interesting, neutralizing things,” says Robert Marbut, a homeless advocate in San Antonio, Texas. So while the game you’re referencing depends, of course, on your locale, bringing it up is like talking about the weather — sports is a topic of conversation that you don’t have to be of a certain class to experience.

http://nationswell.com/homeless-america-5-things-to-say/

kind of monster advocates for homelessness?

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd230/jallee_photo/BettyAnneBantz-GodMadeMe.jpg