what was the shittiest thing you did as a teenager?

Some friends and I went down to these old, huge supposedly abandoned greenhouse nurseries not far from where we lived and spent the day gleefully smashing the place up, throwing bricks around, setting fire to things. We came across some caravans on the site and broke into them. I think a few of us did stuff like spread ketchup around the rooms and maybe some minor damage. I spent the next week lying awake and feeling guilty about it. I still do, I suppose even though it was well over half a lifetime ago.

drew's story still makes me O_O

The creepy crawls post above reminded me of just how mean I could be to people who were at worst pretty annoying.

There was a girl from my elementary school who annoyed me mostly by virtue of being popular, I guess? I remember she talked a lot during class and the teachers always had to ask her to stop talking. Anyway, not really a big deal to me now? But when I was 12 or 13, I took a condom, filed it with a mixture of sugar and milk (the combo of which I decided looked exactly like semen), knotted it up, and shoved it in her mailbox. In broad daylight! This was several years after we ceased going to the same school together or crossing paths at all. To add to the fucked-upness of it all, her parents ran a popular daycare service out of the home. Her dad was a big, smiling, friendly guy who led the little kids to school everyday like a row of ducklings and I put a fake used condom in his mailbox.

Probably the shittiest thing I've done, but there may be more.

just read the creepy crawls one !

There was another kid from my elementary school who I revisited as a preteen. We were friends in third grade, but he was much smarter than me. Excelled at math, good at computers. He had Lotus 1-2-3 and Print Shop and talked about them all the damn time and could be a bit of a jerk about things if he knew more than you did. We grew apart I guess. I got another friend who was more genial and into the same things I was and wasn't as cocky and stuck-up.

So several years later, probably around the time of my previous post, I snuck out of my house with a buddy who was sleeping over and I spraypainted "FUCK" on the smart kid's mom's minivan.

Soooooooo that was pretty shitty too. :(