but i voted Mel.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link
I've the greatest of respect for that POV, good day to you
― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 00:46 (nine years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link
episode 1 was great, i think. lots of good characters particularly the older people: Nancy (who rightly won star baker in the first week) (i love the name Nancy) plus the old scottish naval officer guy and the other woman in her 60s who i think was called Diana. The bald guy who is a builder shows great promise too as does the 17 year old, Martha (another great name) who, i hope, doesn't suffer from horrible online trolling (i can imagine it coming). The woman who left in week one seemed lovely also.
fantastic start overall.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 00:14 (nine years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 14 August 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link
the casting is a bit strange this year? very white and VERY straight, and most of the men seem indistinguishable. no 20-somethings at all? it seems noticeable on a show that's known for its gay representation and fanbase. (although, have we ever had a lesbian contestant?)
all the female contestants are pretty good though, looking forward to more of the precocious posh child, the ruthless guillotining nancy (who is very good and knows exactly how good she is and does not appear to know what pressure is) and chetna. diana is unusual in that she's an older trad contestant who seems a bit insecure rather than bullish about her old-fashionedness, i hope she gets a chance to shine.
of the men, the old merchant navy duffer prob makes for the best tv, though i'm not sure i like him as such. zulu boat themed biscuits a bit too close to the colonial bone even for a programme like this. the guy who won star baker seems really talented but that was the first time i managed to tell him apart from the other bald middle-aged white guy. seriously they both seem decent but of all the thousands who applied it's really unnecessary to end up with two bald middle-aged white men who look almost identical.
― lex pretend, Thursday, 14 August 2014 06:41 (nine years ago) link
wait, you mean these two?
http://i1.macclesfield-express.co.uk/incoming/article7565433.ece/alternates/s615/uktv-the-great-british-bake-off-luis.jpg
http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3927710.ece/alternates/s615/The-Great-British-Bake-Off.jpg
― soref, Thursday, 14 August 2014 06:56 (nine years ago) link
don't touch it tbh
― Come and Heave a Ho (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 August 2014 07:08 (nine years ago) link
jesus.
did they always do this v elaborate final challenge? i mean, i know it was always called the showstopper but didn't that used to be e.g. "make us 24 really excellent biscuits" rather than "build us an elaborate and ridiculous cgi movie made completely out of biscuit"? i mean the first challenge this week and last asked for 36 identical biscuits/cakes, which is silly (they used to ask for 12 or 24 as a showstopper, iirc). you may mock the old naval officer for making zulu boats, or whatever, out of shortbread but since when has any of this shit had anything to do with being a good baker anyway? plus the old guy seems sound and decent anyway.
i did enjoy learning about the history of ice cream cones or "pokes" as they used to be called round here.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 14 August 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link
Don't actually hate this entire batch just yet
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link
I miss the days of not having time to do-over, genuine crap bakers.
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link
Stop crying
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link
really enjoyed the 2014 group
i'll check if the new episodes are up on netflix usa tonight
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link
I dunno, some of the bakers seemed a bit crap this episode. Usually some stay crap and other reveal "hidden talents" or whatevs.
Good entrance from Selasi:
http://i.giphy.com/2dbIoC4KbxF6.gif
Some years better than others but this show doesn't seem to have had a bad year?
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 26 August 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link
Usually they get the meta "I can't believe I'm in the tent" bullshit out of the way in the first ten mins
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 26 August 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link
not a lot of interesting people this time around
it was so obvious lee was going to be the one they let go
maybe some will grow on me
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 26 August 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link
Like
I know they have a set no of ppl to get rid of each week
But
If u cant get 24 biscuits on a plate you should be fucked out the door
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link
No wait, no judge involved, any production assistant can deliver the line "six of you dropped your trays for fucks sake get out"
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link
My god.
Everybody's showstoppers are dying.
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link
DIE DAMPFNUDEL
a poll of import for you viewers
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 9 September 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link
Hmm, there's a lot of petitions and boycotting now Mel and Sue have bailed.
I never knew they were the most popular thing, but now I see the poll results..
― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link
And now Mary Berry has quit. Who the fuck wants to just watch Paul Hollywood + ad breaks? Good luck Channel 4 :-(
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 09:14 (seven years ago) link
quite apart from everything else, mb is 81 -- she may be a treasured tiny mummy but has presumably had a quit-date quietly proving in the back of her mind's fridge for a while now
― mark s, Thursday, 22 September 2016 10:02 (seven years ago) link
Hollywood's going to Channel 4. So they have basically bought Paul Hollywood and the concept of baking. FFS.
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 10:07 (seven years ago) link
His solo show travelling around various cities isn't bad tbh
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 September 2016 10:18 (seven years ago) link
Hollywood's statement: "I want to thank the BBC and Mel and Sue for making my time in the tent great fun and really rewarding".
Think he thought Berry was coming with him, or think he just doesn't like her?
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 10:29 (seven years ago) link
i've always assumed they loathe one another but tbf i assume that of any two ppl who appear together on TV except mel and sue
― mark s, Thursday, 22 September 2016 10:31 (seven years ago) link
But you'd at least kid on for your press release when the entire country is going "WAU WE LOVE MARY BERRY", no?
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 10:50 (seven years ago) link
yes i'm guessing he was blindsided by this (which is arguably evidence she doesn't confide in him)
― mark s, Thursday, 22 September 2016 10:54 (seven years ago) link
ph is pretty much channel 4 personified
― r|t|c, Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:03 (seven years ago) link
No he isn't - he's Yeast Jesus (meaning: a massive God-botherer).
― jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:24 (seven years ago) link
C4 to rebundle the format as a pre-reformation version of indulgences: viz the winner is awarded a FREE PASS TO HEAVEN for baking well, losers dragged off-stage by actors dressed as demons into hellmouth vomiting flame -- hollywood wears doublet, hose, codpiece and floppy tudor hat
working title: BRING UP THE STOTTIES
― mark s, Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:54 (seven years ago) link
i can't believe channel 4 paid tens of millions for the show without making sure the presenters were locked down first - that's fucking insane!
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:56 (seven years ago) link
iyo when did channel 4 go from the slightly crap edgy channel that sometimes did decent stuff to literally the worst entertainment organisation in history
― imago, Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:59 (seven years ago) link
naked bakeoff pls
― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:01 (seven years ago) link
on the plus side, it is a potentially great opportunity to take some old comedy duos out of mothballs and revive their careers - cannon and ball? little and large? hale and pace?
actually a vic and bob bake-off would be amazing
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:03 (seven years ago) link
Little and Large no longer on speaking terms apparently, them reuniting to present Bake Off could be a heartwarming moment, though
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/little-and-large-havent-spoken-for-a-long-time-1988413.html
― soref, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link
Large, who has a non-speaking part in Dappers, a comedy-drama pilot for BBC3
jesus god that story is depressing
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:12 (seven years ago) link
vic and bob bakeoff -
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=towd9vZWDJg
"you're just a fakey cake maker and i ain't, got, time, for YOU!"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:18 (seven years ago) link
Zig and Zag?
(agree Vic & Bob would be great)
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:19 (seven years ago) link
watching that vic and bob masterchef video i realised i know it pretty much by heart despite it being at least 15 years since i last saw it. the image of floating mekon-headed cutlery-fingered loyd grossman is burned indelibly into my memory
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:24 (seven years ago) link
zig and zag ftw, definitely
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:25 (seven years ago) link
(or gaz top and gilbert the alien)
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link
I'm secretly hoping for Adam & Joe, but this won't happen.
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link
Emma Forbes & Jayne Middlemiss (seeing as Mel & Sue were big on C4 20 years ago).
― nashwan, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:27 (seven years ago) link
http://connorpr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/SFX-SBH-2.jpg
has a topical back-to-the-early-70s vibe also
― mark s, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:32 (seven years ago) link
adam and joe would be great too! we're going to be so disappointed when it ends up being dermot o'leary and melinda messenger
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:35 (seven years ago) link
popbitch reporting its gok wan and alan carr.
― mark e, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:36 (seven years ago) link
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fun_house_cast_6648.jpg
― Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:37 (seven years ago) link
My serious suggestion that I made on Twitter if they wanted to maintain the air of a lovely WI baking contest with a bit of wit and charm was Richard Coles in the Mel & Sue role.
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:52 (seven years ago) link
gok wan and alan carr clearly the result of panicking c4 execs checking the filing cabinets for presenters still under contract then picking two out of a hat
could just as easily have been kirstie allsopp and nick hewer
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:53 (seven years ago) link
or sketch out of tattoo fixers and the french guy from first dates
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:54 (seven years ago) link
Dave Lamb voiceover, Davina presenting. Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer eating cakes. Sorted.
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link
Or a Dave Lamb/George Lamb double whammy of Lambs. That's probably the sort of thing they'd do.
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link
It's unlikely to be Ruby Tandoh anyway: http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2016-09-22/former-bake-off-contestant-ruby-tandoh-has-made-it-very-clear-where-she-stands-on-paul-hollywood-moving-to-channel-4
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link
lol, ruby is the best
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link
this show took a weird turn
i've still not watched last night's episode
also this:
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― glumdalclitch, Thursday, September 22, 2016 5:01 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
reminded me of naked chef :(
miss jamie's good old days
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 22 September 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link
reminded me of keith chegwin's naked game show on channel five :(
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link
technically keith was not without clothes
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link
i really don't think headwear counts as clothing in this context tbh
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link
failed joke :(
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link
sorry
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link
My favourite thing in Bake Off history was 2014 winner Nancy referring to Paul Hollywood as "the male judge" because she couldn't remember his name. It still makes me lol.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 22 September 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link
Ein Volk, ein Reich, two eggs and some sugar and you should have the perfect Black Forest gateau.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/nintchdbpict000351231934.jpg
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 September 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link
Who knew the Beeb had a black ops department?
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 September 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link
Bake Off: Paul Hollywood in Nazi outfit apology
The 51-year-old said the pictures dated from 2003, when he went to a New Year's Eve party as a character from the 1980s WW2-set BBC comedy series 'Allo 'Allo.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 September 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
Surely no-one in Allo Allo ever wore a swastika.
Googling 'british people wearing nazi outfit' brings up this faq-like article about the subject. Its very existence and dry take on the question amuses me.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 10 September 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link
It's a bit nothing isn't it
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 September 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link
I'm sure it will just piss by.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 September 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link
unknown nazi in goalmouth scramble
― saer, Sunday, 10 September 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link