nm thats fake
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 8 August 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
this isn't quite my area but
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/11403911.Forest_Hill_man_died_after_vibrator_became_stuck_in_his_bottom/?ref=ms
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:26 (nine years ago) link
that's really sad
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link
it really is the even darker side of autoasphyxia death
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link
http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/26263872/suspected-serial-bank-robbers-taken-into-custody
http://i.imgur.com/lBpbK7a.jpg
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 14 August 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link
haven't read the story, how they'd get caught?
― pplains, Thursday, 14 August 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fq3abPnEEGE/hqdefault.jpg
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 August 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link
heavy ass choppers buzzed directly over my building 3 times in the past 30 mins and this is the only mention i can find
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2014/08/18/low-flying-helicopters-in-twin-cities-part-of-military-exercise/
what a completely unreassuring group of sentences
― goole, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 03:28 (nine years ago) link
(i kinda hope Blaine is in their flight path tonight tho
― goole, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 03:34 (nine years ago) link
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what theeeeeeeeehttp://baltimorepostexaminer.com/maryland-judge-robert-nalley-ordered-officer-shock-defendant-court/2014/08/18
― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link
jesus jumped up christ on a bicycle
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 04:08 (nine years ago) link
There are constitutional restrictions regarding when authorities can attach electric shock devices to a defendant appearing in court
good luck usa
― ledge, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 08:16 (nine years ago) link
My dry town (in a dry county) is voting on alcohol sales for the first time ever. http://monroecountyjournal.com/2014/08/27/board-sets-special-election-date-alcohol-referendum/
― Malibu Stasi (WilliamC), Thursday, 28 August 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link
It's been a big deal this year over here too.
http://www.arkansasbusiness.com/article/99393/wet-dry-county-ballot-initiatives-heat-up-across-the-state
Who's the money backing up the wet groups? Little country store business up in the mountains by the name of Wal-Mart.
― pplains, Thursday, 28 August 2014 01:03 (nine years ago) link
I was talking about liquor laws earlier this week and realized I have only lived in states with very lax ones; Minnesota's sounded crazy to me so dry counties are sort of hard to comprehend.
― joygoat, Thursday, 28 August 2014 04:42 (nine years ago) link
A drunken man in a tuxedo fired a gunshot at a couple early Tuesday after they interrupted him having sex with a woman in a downtown alley, Seattle police said.
― anky, Thursday, 28 August 2014 14:31 (nine years ago) link
that reads like a madlib
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 August 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
that is perfect
― flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 28 August 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link
dying at "said" for some reason
― slip jig (seandalai), Friday, 29 August 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link
that's a hell of a wedding night
― lxy, Friday, 29 August 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link
Back to the booze:
http://www.arkansasbusiness.com/article/100562/alcohol-amendment-will-be-on-november-ballot
http://assets.inarkansas.com/51223/arkansas-map-wet-dry-counties-liquor-laws-379.jpg
There have been all of these legal fights over the past 75 years from county to county, trying to go wet or stay dry. About every three years or so, one of the counties will finally go wet while the other ones fight it out. Each case usually has the preachers and the liquor stores located in the adjacent wet county taking the same side to keep the dry county dry.
But now - It's going to be a statewide yes or no deal. The majority of the population, who also live in wet counties, will decide the fate of all those backwards dry counties.
To which I can only add:
http://www.macrobusiness.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Nelsonfinal.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 30 August 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link
can you believe its 2014 in the greatest country on earth?
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2014/09/03/charges-minn-man-ejaculated-in-co-workers-coffee/
The worker wasn’t sure what Lind was doing, but she told police he had a “deer in the headlights” expression on his face when he noticed her behind him.
kinda goes downhill from there
― goole, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link
While talking with officers, he admitted to ejaculating on his co-worker’s desk and coffee on Aug. 26, which was his birthday.
― how's life, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link
So the guy who killed his five kids in South Carolina, dumped their bodies in Alabama and was picked up on a DUI in Mississippi...his father is from here.
http://monroecountyjournal.com/2014/09/10/grandfather-slain-south-carolina-children-speaks/
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/10/us/5-children-found-dead-in-alabama-after-search.html
The mugshot of Jones Jr. is vaguely familiar, but I don't know if he's from here too.
― Malibu Stasi (WilliamC), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 20:36 (nine years ago) link
"The caller went on to say, "He has four dogs, a shotgun, ammo, and other keys. "
FOUR DOGS.
http://www.thv11.com/story/news/local/2014/06/24/listen-911-call-made-by-escapees-alleged-hostage-victim/11317575/
― we've all been kids from time to time (sunny successor), Wednesday, June 25, 2014 8:01 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
dudes they just caught him. HE WAS STILL IN ARKANSAS. no word on the dogs
http://on.kthv.com/1s8yNvW
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Thursday, 18 September 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/maryland-marijuana-punishment-law-changes-oct-1/28269392
― flatizza (harbl), Friday, 26 September 2014 23:36 (nine years ago) link
Greenwood animal control officer to get radio
GREENWOOD, Ark. (AP) - The Greenwood City Council has decided to outfit its animal control officer with a radio after he was attacked by a pack of dogs.
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link
I mean, there are more details that follow, but you get the gist of it.
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link
crime always surrounds itself with a pack o' dogs in Ark
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 10 October 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link
My dry town (in a dry county) is voting on alcohol sales for the first time ever.
― Malibu Stasi (WilliamC), Wednesday, August 27, 2014 7:52 PM (1 month ago)
Results are in: sticking with Prohibition. lol mississippi
― warning, #4 can't be unseen (WilliamC), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link
god forbid anything should progress in the south
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link
it's a slippery slope vodka luge
― sweet lids of the stars (seandalai), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.baltimoresun.com/features/baltimore-insider-blog/bal-state-del-frank-m-conaway-jr-says-does-not-believe-in-evolution-posts-dozens-of-spiritual-lecture-vi-20141021-story.html
― kelly sleater's pro kinney (how's life), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link
"Did you know 'matrix' means 'womb'?" he said. "They made a movie out of that."
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
Remember there is no spoon
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link
he is one of my representatives in the maryland house of delegates and i feel so proud
― flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 23 October 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link
Seattle Police looking for intoxicated man dressed as Ninja Turtle after he made scene & fled restaurant in 700 blk 3rd Ave this AM w/o paying tab
― alomar lines (anky), Thursday, 23 October 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link
Conaway declined to say where he filmed the videos, but said it was not "a professional environment" and not the City Hall mail room.
glad he clarified the mail room issue
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 October 2014 10:52 (nine years ago) link
Shocked family spot man in blonde wig and wearing cream dress being spanked by another man in bondage gear
“I’ve heard about things like this before but I never thought I’d see it with my own eyes by the side of a B road 50 yards away from my house.”
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 October 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link
I have to admit my first thought upon reading that was 'I wonder if that cream dress was maybe broderie anglaise or battenburg lace' because that would be a dress I would probably covet.
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Thursday, 23 October 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link
http://www.conawaysforbaltimore.com/Conaways-van.jpg
― am0n, Thursday, 23 October 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link
Sept 24, 8:18 p.m.: Female 911 caller advises there is a blue panel van with red letters on it driving all over the roadway. 8:21 p.m. County officer stopped with the blue panel van at Parkview. Checks OK. He was eating ice cream, having a difficult time.
Sept. 4, 8:41 p.m.: Male 911 caller advises he was told by a doctor that he should be in a group home. Asked if that was a threat. Dispatch advises caller that was not considered a threat.
Aug. 13, 5:39 a.m.: Male 911 caller wanting to know what time the nursing home opens.
― I Am A Very Important Businessman (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 October 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
is that the brown cty democrat sheriffs log
― am0n, Thursday, 23 October 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link
Yes. Yes, it is.
― I Am A Very Important Businessman (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 October 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XTi0huI.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:26 (nine years ago) link
35 students hospitalized from playing Ouija
― o_o, Friday, 24 October 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link
local to my youth if not current location, def v important http://www.whdh.com/story/27379413/brookline-residents-on-the-lookout-for-aggressive-turkeys
― lag∞n, Sunday, 16 November 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link
One day maybe about a month ago, I was driving home from work and I saw two of these terrifying Brookline turkeys! Two in one day! I'd heard about them but hadn't seen any before or since. They're huge. I even got a blurry pic as I was waiting to cross Comm Ave: http://i60.tinypic.com/ta4sua.jpg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 16 November 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link