"Don’t anybody start talking about morals, because we don’t have any in football" - the rolling Scottish football thread, season 2014/15

Least there'll be something entertaining on at Ibrox at the weekend, etc.

"I'd love to see all the fans unite and hate me - at least then they'd be united!"

Chuckles Green is back. What a day.

Still talking about himself in the third person an' all. Man's solid gold.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28713408

A Green-led consortium bought Rangers' assets in 2012 - the same year the club was placed in the lowest tier of the Scottish league set-up following financial problems

Aye, being liquidated can prove a wee bit financially tricky, tbf. And stop it with this fucking "placed" thing. It's still really annoying.

"Maybe we could've done things differently but I don't think we would've won this game."

He's saying there was no way for him to put a winning team on the pitch.

Sack him.

lol

And there was me thinking we'd just bought a goalie.

So long Fraser Forster. Loads of goalie records, a couple of amazing performances and some fine penalty saves. Not sure he's a £10m keeper but I suppose he's moving to a world where £10m keepers aren't necessarily good keepers.

Only a couple more players to lose and we'll have no-one left that I actually want to see in a Celtic jersey.

Still, the balance books are off to a flyer once again.

Legia Warsaw have issued an open letter to Celtic requesting a one-off match to decide which side should progress to the Champions League play-off round.

"Meet in Warsaw or in Glasgow and let's settle this matter honourably," wrote Legia co-owner Dariusz Mioduski in the letter.

so proud of poland rn :)

lol "imagine if jock stein and billy mcneill were deprived of the chance of the greatest triumph in their sporting career by completing the application form wrong while acting in good faith"

i made 30 quid on this afternoon

Celtic's response is basically "stfu"

http://www.celticfc.net/news/6419

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Player			From		Fee
Craig Gordon		Unattached	Free
Jo Inge Berget		Cardiff City	Loan
Aleksandar Tonev	Aston Villa	Loan
Jason Denayer		Manchester City	Loan

^^^ 6 senior appearances between them in 2014.

Really tearing up the transfer market here with our £75m turnover.

http://www.perthstjohnstonefc.co.uk/uploads/u20news12aug14.jpg

I reckon if we take the felt pens to Murray Davidson's arms it'll be like Stevie May never left.

I'm not taking it well.

ha! are st j trying to take over from hibs re having a team of bad haircuts?

We're balancing it off with the no-nonsense close crops of Mackay and Mannus and the dad-do's of Ando and Wright.

I'm still persevering with a toned-down variation on the Rowan Vine, so can't really comment.

Terrible attacking play all round tonight. 3-0 beyond flattering - two gifts from St Johnstone and one from the ref.

Hint of a 4-6-0 about our final formation :(

Was a bit Leveinesque towards the end. Least deserving 3-0 win since the one UEFA handed us last week :-(

More like 2, maybe 3, gifts from the ref by the sound of it. That's the first home league game I've missed in over three seasons, thankfully.

"It'll be even stevens over 38 games"? Fuck off Ronny, utter shite.

More like 2, maybe 3, gifts from the ref by the sound of it.

Just one soft penalty imo. Not making a similarly bad mistake at the other end was in Celtic's favour but looked the right call to me (and I also think Izzy was fouled 2 seconds before it).

A high straight leg studs up tackle on McGregor was ignored in the first half too so, you know, it all evens out over 90 minutes :)

http://www.scottishfa.co.uk/scottish_fa_news.cfm?page=2565&newsCategoryID=1&newsID=13600

Alleged Party in Breach: Derk Boerrigter (Celtic FC)
Match: St Johnstone v Celtic, SPFL Premiership, 13th August 2014.
Disciplinary Rule(s) allegedly breached:
Rule 201: Causing a match official to make an incorrect decision by committing an act of simulation.
Fixed suspension offer: Two matches
Principle Hearing Date: Thursday 21st August 2014. Mr Boerrigter has until Monday at 3pm to respond to the fixed suspension offer.

I thought Lawell was supposed to have everyone in his pocket?

wtf @ 2 match ban for an alleged yellow card offence

That's just bonkers. Ref doesn't do his job right and our player cops a two-match ban for it? Jesus.

Talking of bonkers, Legia can go take a running jump an' all.

The Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) registered today
at 17:30 a statement of appeal filed by the Polish club
Legia Warszawa against the decision of the UEFA
Appeals Body confirming the result 3-0 (forfeit) in favour
of Celtic FC against Legia in the second leg of the third
qualifying round of the UEFA Champions League.
UEFA considered that Legia had fielded an ineligible
player (Bartosz Bereszynski) during the match.

Legia requests urgent provisional measures from CAS
allowing the Polish club to participate in the play-offs of
the Champions League (20 & 26 August 2014). More
generally, the club requests that the UEFA decision be
set aside and that all sanctions against the club and
the player Bereszynski be annulled.

The CAS has immediately initiated an arbitration
procedure and the Respondents UEFA and Celtic FC
have been invited to file written observations. A
decision on request for provisional measures is likely to
be issued on Monday 18 August around 18:00 (Swiss
time).

Let go. You fucked it up. You can't rewrite the rule book and disrupt the entire season just because you cant accept a clear rule with a clear punishment. Also, wtf do Celtic's thoughts have to do with it?

Ambrose to join Celtic for Maribor tie after some confusion about whether or not he had served his ban.

No chance of anything going wrong there.

I read that yesterday and assumed UEFA were just trolling us. I'd be leaving him at home to be on the safe side. Both in terms of the rules and in terms of our defence. Boom boom.

Ok performance last night - created several clear chances and should have taken two goals back with us. However, it looks like we learned nothing from the Legia games in terms of protecting our own goal and picking our times to attack. We're 1-0 up away in Europe and our opponents decide to sit back and play counter-attacking football and we just go and enable it! If they want to sit in their own half at 1-0 down watching our centre hoffs roll it to each other then let them!

hallo stranger! http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/new-ricoh-arena-boss-life-6749312

Ahahahahahahahahaha.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/crystal-palace-next-manager-latest-palace-consider-ally-mccoist--exclusive-9686808.html

jesus god no please. i have a tenner on us winning the first division and i feel like that's largely contingent on sally's continued presence.

ah as if they'd actually make a competent choice with his replacement

May I suggest Barry Ferguson?

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Fucking left backs fuck fuck fuck

Aye, that. I just called my parents and told them I wasn't coming to visit them next week because I'm boycotting Inverness. I fucking hate them anyway (ICT, not my parents), and this really didn't help. Seriously, Dylan McGeouch? Seriously? Deila out again.

Oh, and Teemu Pukki can fuck off an' all.

Fucking shambles again.

;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJFnBHWZYOg

can I ask yous to continue your sluggish start to the season past the third round of the diddy cup? kthx

Oh, probably.

I have a lucid and coherent argument about where it's all going wrong but I'm on my phone and can't be arsed. So basically, stop fucking downsizing, start learning from mistakes, stop selling everything half-decent and replacing them with cheap/on-loan pish, and get Lawwell tae fuck.

Derek Adams out at Ross County. I sense Terry Butcher heading back up the A9.

Worrying prospect of County looking competent before Christmas. Though with Butcher or (D) Lennon in the frame...

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/28995560?SThisEM

?!

I know! How bizarre is that?

it's like championship manager from ten years ago

in other news... uh... craig gordon looks ok...

I like Craig Gordon. Not so sure about the ten diddies standing in front of him.

Ya there wasn't much nice i could say about the bits i watched

Oh FFS. Deila out.

In fact everyone that isn't Craig Gordon out.