Eleven Million Pounds of Ross McCormack: The Football League and Beyond, 2014-15

our left-back wiggins has had an absolute nightmare so far, want him subbed asap

andre bikey: not a winger

oh fuck off manuel neuer

fuck me

oh fuck off OUR keeper too, slowing it down every fucking time. hate him already

ok no longer fuck off :D

oh now he's fucking good is he, Henderson.

button's save was slightly more ridiculous tbf

IGOR

ffs. Button u cunt.

i was about to post 'it's fair to say that both keepers will have done their jobs today', which will have been fairly amusing

Ffs ffs ffs. Not really sure what our attacking plan is here other than win corners and fuck them up.

note to brentford: we have two huge, imposing, physical, slow centre backs. please keep crossing it in

innit. we're a really short team as well.

calum harriott i have 0 words

Oh christ wtf.

lol mccormack has been the worst player on the pitch lol

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YASS. just after trying another shit cross to your big lads too.

McCormack has been waste and needs to move back to centre mid. He couldn't handle decent wingers in league one ffs.

harriott needs strangling

anyway, jolly well played sir, luck for the season, toodle-pip etc

harriot won't make it south of the river alive if there's any justice.

button needs to not be doing that sort of thing. mccormack out. tebar in. don't take off odubajo at half time. gray isn't a championship level striker yet.

thanks for playing imago. i'm glad to have got the first ILF derby out of the way. now i get to spend a week in the lake district worrying about whether we've beaten dagenham in the league cup.

Fulham team: Joronen, Hoogland, Stafylidis, Hutchison, Bodurov, Parker, Dembele, Hyndman, David, Burgess, McCormack

tommy smith's mere presence did change things tbf - poxy deflection or otherwise. he'll be important for youse, 'knows the league' etc

fuck me fulham have turned over some staff

two of the cuddliest managers in the league

oh fuck

wouldn't rile xelab for the next few days

although the damned united must be the merest of palliatives

"This is what I am used to [Championship football], this is where I think I belong and tactically I think we got it right.

"I am in charge, I am the head man and I will take responsibility."

Oh, Hockadaypaws.

Lol! I can still remember the days when fans would be calling for the manager's head after at least a run of bad results. One of the LUFC callers said "When you hire a non-league manager for a club the size of Leeds, they won't understand the expectations of the job."

We might have an unbalanced squad and have sold our best player, but hey! at least we are working within the financial parameters set by the FFP regulationshttp://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/historyb/Praise.gif

There is no way that was a 4-0 game, it actually should have been 5. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/guns/smiley-killing-himself.gif

:D that gif!

lol and robins is gone

damn i wish i'd made that joke yesterday now

dave hockaday deathclock into overdrive

Robins was already doomed when Hoyle got rid of his back-room team which included some of his close friends, most managers would have walked at this point. Not impressed with how our chairman has dealt with this tbh, type of unclassy conduct you expect from that circus up the m62. I guess Robins was waiting for the pay-off and I don't blame him for that.

looks like jackett's finally bagged big chris wood. good stuff

wonder if that means the Max Clayton deal will fall thru.

anyway, hurricane giving it lots outside plus some mickey mouse friendly on the other channel means i don't think i'll bother going to the pub this afty, it's streaming time

I'm off to play football against a team from Norfolk, so if Wolves lose, at least we might avenge you

it's quite funny - they're called Norfolk In Chance, which is meaningless and defeats the pun, but I worked out that they COULD be called Norfolk Enchants, which works beautifully, but they simply lack the requisite imagination. this portends well

lazy zing about living in Norfolk being punishment enough etc

oh shit, it's the battle of the narrow boat heavens

CLASH OF THE CANALS

it's quite funny - they're called Norfolk In Chance, which is meaningless and defeats the pun, but I worked out that they COULD be called Norfolk Enchants, which works beautifully, but they simply lack the requisite imagination. this portends well

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none of this vile cricket sledging on the field of play plz, keep the beautiful game beautiful

were u forced to play cricket at school or something

i was actually! vivid memories of standing bored senseless at deepest midwicket in the boiling sun praying nothing ever came my way. think i knocked my own bails off once too :/

they never taught anyone anything and just left it to the cliquey cricket poshos who rumour had it listened to the divine comedy on the tour bus

now i think about it i don't think we was ever taught anything in PE, except when they had to explain some of the byzantine rules of rugby

u are aware neil hannon recently released a 'charming, whimsical' concept album about cricket, right

obv totally reprehensible & i lament ur classist & woebegotten introduction to the subtle sport

willing to begin an internet flamewar in the noble service of slagging rugger union tho

we're just punting hopeful 1m bids for someone half decent to play backup to green. no one's going to bite

brighton forest has been reassuringly average. antonio on the break is dougie's plans a thru z. gulls more enterprising but wishy-washy, can't remember if rohan ince sits or plays box to box but he should probably replace one of kayal and stephens

bruno greer dunk bong is a funny backline though

i am just going to suggest "konstantin kirschbaumer's bogus journey" as the new thread title and hope someone raises me by 3pm

fuck that's so soon

Parachute money fails to deploy - the Football League and beyond 2015-16

nice one